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Sirius: *sees a couple hugging* How I wish someone would hold me like that.

Remus: I would.

Sirius: REALLY? I mean not that I care or anything.

Remus: Hmm bye then.

Sirius: Please hold me.

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Harry: Hey Fred have you seen Malfoy anywhere?

Fred: OoOo looks like Potter has a little crush

Harry: No I do not.

Draco: Hey Potter

Harry: Hey beautiful.

Fred: Yeah you do not.

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Lily: Remus why are you staring at that black dog?

Remus: Because it's cute.

Lily: Is Sirius cuter or is the black dog cuter?

Remus: Bye.

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Any other person: Soooo wanna date?

Remus: Uhhhhhh I have a boyfriend-

Sirius: SHOO BITCH HIS MINE!

Remus: And this is my boyfriend.

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James: So you and McKinnon huh?

Sirius: So you and Peter huh?

James: What?

Sirius: Me and Marl's relationship is the same as yours and Peter's. If you may excuse me I shall go look for my beloved Remus. *Skips away happily*

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*Second Year*

Sirius: Hey Remus is it ok if we date?

Remus: Yeah why not?

Sirius: Because my parents say that it is wrong.

Remus: Hmmmm is love wrong?

Sirius: No.

Remus: Then therefore boy love boy is not wrong.

Sirius: Thank you.

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Sirius: *Crying* I AM SO SORRY!

Remus: ARE YOU NOW?

Sirius: I'M SORRY I WILL NEVER EAT YOUR CHOCOLATE AGAIN.

Remus: You better.

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Remus: Sirius why did you date all the girls you dated in the past?

Sirius: Ermmm why?

Remus: Just interested.

Sirius: Well it's because I like you and you do not like me back.

Remus: I like you.

Sirius: *dying* great to know.

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5 year old Harry: Uncle Moony, why do you have all this scars?

Remus:...

Sirius: You see your uncle Moony here been through many wars so all this are just records of all the war he has been through.

Harry: Wow uncle Moony you must be so brave!

Sirius: He is.

Remus: *eyes filled with tears* thank you.

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Who is the Heather in the Black family?

Andromeda: Sirius duh.

Narcissa: *sighs* Sirius.

Bellatrix: can't believe I am saying this but Sirius.

Tonks: Sirius, Remus chose him over me.

Regulus: Sirius.

Draco: Me.

Sirius: Me who else has such perfect skin, hair, face, body and is overall perfect huh? Other than Remus of course.

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Tonks: Hey Remus?

Remus: Yeah?

Tonks: I... I like you.

Remus: Well I like your cousin if that counts.

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Sirius: If I was ugly would you still like me?

Remus: No.

Sirius: *Starting to cry* wha-what?

Remus: Well first, I currently love you. Second, no matter how you look like I would still love you.

Sirius: *Sniffing* wow.

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Sirius: Remus do you like me?

Remus: *Panicking* do you?

Sirius: I don't.

Remus: *Gets heartbroken and disappointed* I am sorry I-

Sirius: Cus I love you.

Remus: *squealing internally* same.

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*Weekends with the Marauders*

James: Sirius wanna go get butterbeer with me?

Sirius: Ew no I am straight.

James: Wha-

Remus: Sirius wanna go to Hogsmeade with me?

Sirius: Of course I love you by the way.

James: Yeah as straight as a circle.

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James: Imagine if Lily asks me out.

Peter: Imagine if I find a secret candy room.

Remus: Imagine if I can control my lycanthropy.

Sirius: Imagine if me and Remus date.

James:......

Peter:......

Remus:......

Remus: Bet.

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*Remus and Sirius fights*

Remus: I hate you so fucking much!

Sirius: Well so do I!

Remus:...

Remus: So butterbeer?

Sirius: Yes.

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Sirius: What do you say if you and I-

Remus: No.

Sirius: What? You never even let me finish what I was going to say.

Remus: Yeah because I know it's bound to be dumb.

Sirius: I wanted to go to Hogsmeade with you. *Pouts*

Remus: *Sighs* let's go.