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@eerie-feather
I don’t know if you’ve heard this today but you are doing great and you deserve a warm chocolate chip cookie 💖
Edward: *sigh* my sweet angel so naive sleeping peacefully not even worried about me possibly killing her tomorrow. stupid girl
Bella: *chugs lean in the bathroom before bed*
the original new moon script just got a certain flavor to it…….a certain jenny say quan………….
ok but we missed out on some serious character insight on charlie like what ?????
this is better than the entirety of the deathnote anime
2012 was such an insane cultural moment
no but for real . Gangnam style call me maybe riptide we are young . lana releases her first album and changed pop forever . Frank ocean releases his first album . 1D premieres . grimes releases genesis . and the movies. don’t even get me started. the first avengers movie the last twilight movie hunger games the hobbit les mis. like them or hate them they were cultural phenomenons. minecraft was at its peak before it was deemed cringe and before the minecraft renaissance. 2012 was one of the last good years of youtube too . and everyone was rlly into moustaches for whatever reason
Party Rock Anthem, Payphone, Glad You Came, Don’t You Worry Child, and Limbo all dropped in 2012 and we’re talking about Grimes??
And that’s not even talking about the charts… Somebody That I Used to Know, Call Me Maybe, Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You), We Found Love, Starships, and that’s just in the top ten
On top of all of this there was that whole thing about the world ending in 2012…the frantic energy of it all
Behind the scenes of a little less sixteen candles
Completely unironically this is one of my new favorite pieces of literature
When my children ask what the world was like before coronavirus I'm showing them this
ACCEPT ACCEPT ACCEPT
theres something cool about how tyler oakley still regularly uses this site. when thebootydiaries is just in an endlessly repeating 2016 queue, when dan & phil & jacksepticeye & seth everman have all migrated completely to twitter, when markiplier & john green have been reduced to just "classic tumblr" memes, when the rest were all banned for being russian spies. i have no idea what tylers up to these days but i appreciate that he's still here just being a regular ass tumblr user.
help they won’t let me leave
Imagine being mama Esme, you need to take care of a disco ball, a killer bride, a psychic, a major in the confederate army, a lumberjack, a human that wants to be a disco ball, and their daughter that was a threat to the volturi for the rest of your fucking life
The Underwater screen saver, from Windows 98
This was the last time the world knew peace
“y’know how quileutes are supposedly descended from wolves?”
“wolves, like real wolves?”
“i just examined the body”
“he died?
“even if i am damned, regardless”
“damned... like... like, hell?”
“harry clearwater had a heart attack”
“is he ok”
bella with some great questions
Beat his ass girl
one of my favorite parts of breaking dawn is when jacob loses it after bella tells him she and edward are gonna fuck while she’s still human because jacob is basically screaming “NO!! HE’S GOING TO DICK YOU TO DEATH!!! THAT’S FUCKED UP!!! BELLA HIS PENIS IS TOO STRONG IT’S GOING TO KILL YOU!!! ARE YOU REALLY WILLING TO DIE FOR SOME FUCKING DICK???? OH MY GOD”
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
yes hello i am here to learn geometries
That crow is more prepared than some of my students.
You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL.
THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM
Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectly possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans.
Corvids. Who KNOWS. :)
Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.
they still shit all over the place and eat garbage
ok but so do we
@neurodivergent-crow
Cool facts about crows:
1. Crows understand the concept of gifts.
There’s a little girl who started feeding the murder by her house and they started bringing her trinkets (cool pebbles, coins, shiny things, bleached animal bones, etc) as a thank you.
2. Crows remember who has been kind to them and tell other crows about the nice humans.
There are various examples of people who have helped crows and the crows not only come back to say hi, but also bring friends who need help over for the nice human to help.
3. Crows are the only other animal known to make tools in order to make another tool.
4. Crows have been proven to have a sense of self
If you mark them with a coloured dot that they can see and then show them their reflection in a mirror they soon realize that the reflection is them and not another crow.
5. Crows have regional dialects and accents.
They are also able to copy each other’s dialects and accents to fit in if they move to an area where the accent is different.
6. Crows regularly visit their parents after leaving the nest.
They also regularly live with their parents after reaching adulthood to help with raising their younger siblings for up to five years before moving out.
I love crows so much
thinking about this again
A more paragraph-loving version, and image id also i suppose:
Mom died on the first day of school.
She'd been really sick that entire summer. She passed away on a Monday, at 7 AM. It was almost exactly the time I be leaving for school.
I don't think I had fully grasped just how traumatic that was for me. I was there when she took her last breath. I comforted my little sister while she said goodbye.
The next week, I had to start classes at a brand new school. I was a Junior at the time. All the teachers knew what happened, and they told all the students, so everyone began to pity me when I showed up.
I met Alex that first day. We were in choir together. We became friends almost immediately, but we didn't start dating until we were both cast as leads in the school play, Seussical the Musical. We became serious during college, and ended up marrying right after graduation.
I felt so bad that my mom hadn't been there to see any of it. Every time a big event would happen, it would feel like something was missing. She's not here. And she's never going yo be here.
I was a moody, shitty teenager when she died. Now im having this whole life where I become the person I'm supposed to be, and she doesn't get to see any of it. She's not going to see me graduate. She's not going to meet my children. And it especially sucks that she'll never get to meet Alex.
We lit a lantern at our wedding to signify that my mom was still with us. It was a beautiful ceremony, and afterwards we took our honeymoon in Hawaii.
A few days into the trip, I got a call from my oldest friend Meredith. She sounded excited. She had just discovered a picture of our childhood soccer team, and there was a boy who looked just like Alex. We showed Alex the photo, and he confirmed the boy was him- he used to play goalie on that team.
I just started laughing. It was such a God moment. It was a moment when everything felt connected. Alex and I had known each other as children, back when my mother was still alive.
The first thing I did was call my dad. I asked him if he knew anything about the Swan's Dermatology soccer team.
"I remember the goalie." He replied. "During the games he'd always sit down in the net and play with the dirt. Your mother thought it was hilarious."