Butterfinger

NOBODY DOIN IT LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[weepyemperor]

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

[circularsidewalks-deactivated20]

Every time a man calls himself silly online I go outside and fire a gun toward the Planet Fitness across the road

[molabuddy]

i love you gar.... my best friend gar

[molabuddy]

you will fall in love with the gar

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[mf-dude]

[theweirdwideweb]

[dogpuppy]

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[uss-emberprise]

[phillip-bankss]

the amazing digital circus

[horsegirl]

Imagining things as they could be instead of how they are

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[snickerpuffs]

call me ʔ the way i make her glottal stop. this is nothing. this post is fucking nothing.

[plumslices]

There’s no such thing as an inanimate object everything is sentient

[s6sh6]

[gaycop]

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

[phillip-bankss]

the amazing digital circus

[thisisdaddyspage]

Daddy likes Free shipping

[bunniope]

if you want pluto to be a planet so bad get out there and fuck it with your penis so it gets big and pregnant. otherwise don't talk to me about it