take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me
nope. funkytown again

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@huckabear
take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me
nope. funkytown again
i do accomodate people with disabilities when they collect my pages btw
i cant provide adderall for you but i can give you an extended time limit + cryptic hints for collecting my pages
thank you Slenderman! can I wear earplugs? the static is a bit overstimulating
yes you can đ
I love you Slenderman. can you kill my boss.
i love you too and i cant leave my forest but if you send your boss over to me i can probably arrange something
on a related note i think everyone has to get a lot more normal about nudity in general. specifically nudity of people you are not attracted to sexually. itâs one of those american taboos i find really frustrating. I grew up being casually nude a lot as a child, skinnydipping and playing with friends and going in saunas. Always around safe adults i trusted and friends i knew well. and now as an adult, i donât care at all if i see someone nude. And like i will mention this to people and theyâll act like it was weird or itâs weird that i donât give a fuck if someone iâm close to walks around the house naked when iâm around but itâs really just that nudity around someone else does not equal wanting to fuck them and in many, many, many other cultures itâs not seen as taboo at all? Itâs a consent thing, of course. Iâm not asking anyone to be okay with someone exposing themselves to you if thatâs not what you want. but i wish people were more open to the idea of nonsexual nudity in general because itâs really not that weird to see your friendâs tits and not want to fuck them. its literally normal
If youâre anxious, donât worry.
if you're having an asthma attack, just breathe.
Exactly queen #I-am-a-normal-person-with-no-problems
TIL Many haunted houses have been investigated and found to contain high levels of carbon monoxide or other poisons, which can cause hallucinations. The carbon monoxide theory explains why haunted houses are mostly older houses, which are more likely to contain aging and defective appliances.
via reddit.com
correlation is not causation, ghosts are drawn to poison and weakened minds
Bite the hand that fingers you or whatever the expression is
This butch might not have muscles, but she will hold you gently while you moan
please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.
âSo... We got the exploding diarrhea. Here's my advice for anyone who doesn't have it yet:
It's going to take a minute for the government to pin down where this is coming from, and then issue a recall, because the FDA has been gutted. But, I can tell you, without a shadow of a doubt : this is coming from Taylor Farms produce, and you will see them recalled.
You'll want to avoid all Taylor Farms produce in the grocery store. They supply McDonalds, KFC, Pizza Hut, about any fast food place you can think of.
Raspberries, watermelons, cilantro, and the veggies you're hearing about are not causing this many people to get sick. It's the shredded lettuce, specifically, that's the problem. But, you'll want to stay away from every type of produce this company puts out, because one strand of shredded lettuce is all it takes to contaminate bushels.
Taylor Farms is the source. Taco Bell proactively pulled their produce from their restaurants. You're going to see other fast food places doing this, and probably will see that before the government names a source. The FDA knows this, but they can't come out and tell us all until there's proof, which takes resources and research, which takes manpower, but the FDA has been cut by about 20-30%
During the Biden term, onions at McDonald's had ecoli. We knew this because DNA testing was done quickly and they were able to narrow it down to one place that caused the outbreak. And, it was traced back to Taylor Farms. This isn't going to be solved as quickly though.
When you get this, make a virtual appointment to your PCP - a "same day sick" appointment. Tell them someone in your family just tested for this and was positive and was prescribed Bactrim. If you go in person, they're probably going to make you poop in a cup and wait until results come back to prescribe.
You'll know when you get this. Trust me on all of this.
You'll want to stay hydrated because this parasite damages the lining of the small intestine. Your small intestine, in turn, secretes more water into the gut, and less nutrients and liquid are able to remain in the body. So no matter how much you shit, you're going to want to drink. A day of this leads to dehydration if you don't increase your fluid intake, and a few days will land you in the hospital.
If you have headaches, weakness, muscle cramps, dizziness, or an increase heart rate - hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. Go to the ER for fluids if you can't drink enough.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk. Brought to you by America's 250 birthday celebrations, workforce reduction in the FDA and CDC, and viewers like you.
Please feel free to share this.
And, MAGA - don't blow up the comment section. I argued with y'all on COVID bc I was afraid y'all would die, but I really don't care if you get explosive diarrhea.
And no, ivermectin will not help this at all.â
Well, OP was very much correct!
Use our product locater to find a store selling your favorite Taylor Farms products.
you can use their product locator to find their stuff
also, they do store brand bagged salads and the salads for trader joes, target, walmart, aldi, and kroger.
costco sells them, but only as taylor farms (not as the house brand or a private label)
they also do starbucks salads.
anyways, just not a time for dubious pre-packaged salads.
Literally my dad warned me about this yesterday morning(and it seems to mostly effect "processed lettuce".), I had to change my lunch for volunteer program because of it.
I could use this list for reference, thanks @ocean-again
I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare
"Why do you need age verification on a site where everyone is 38?"
idk who on earth could possibly need to hear this, but do NOT, under ANY circumstances, give out your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER to ANY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS
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discussion about right wing radicalisation focuses near-exclusively on men becoming white nationalists but i wonder how it might manifest elsewhere. like, imagine a heavily online subculture of mostly women and they're dedicated to rooting out degeneracy, maintaining a rigid social order, refusing to acknowledge scientific consensus, being violently paranoid of a dehumanised other, adhering to exclusively eurocentric standards of beauty and politically dedicated to exterminating a minority group (possibly one that was already historically targeted for genocide). that'd be fuckin crazy lol
normal thing you say to complete strangers when your brain isn't cooked ^_^
It's amazing how you made a post saying radfems are just like nazis, and then someone went into the comments to call you a slur to prove it.
âPeople should pass a test before being allowed to have kids.â âIsnât it scary how white people have this inborn capacity for evil?â âIâll never pass because males and females have different skull shapes.â âAutistic people have a stronger sense of justice than anyone else.â âI donât want AMABs in my space because theyâre dangerous.â âYou shouldnât have access to hormones if you dress like THAT.â âAnyone who does something that awful isnât human.â âSome people really shouldnât be allowed to vote.â
This is eugenics. This is phrenology. THIS IS NAZI SHIT, YOU ARE A LEFTIST BUYING INTO NAZI SHIT. YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO NAZI SHIT.
shia labeouf DIE. brad pitt DIE. chris brown DIE. johnny depp DIE. cristiano ronaldo DIE. conor mcgregor DIE. die die die die die die die DIE. every single abuser DIE. if you support them DIE TWICE!
btw, the Canadian wildfire smoke is all the way in middle Appalachia
Neighbors to the north, I know weâve had beef recently but please avoid burning down.
On a serious note, if anyone has any donation links to help the communities under evacuation orders like the Mishkeegogamang First Nation, Iâd love to share those.