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Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…

dumbdumbbubblegumbitch

“I like your shoelaces”

salty-red-mage

kingcheddarxvii

on my wedding night

me: *sobbing*

my wife: what’s wrong

me: I can’t believe a girl likes me

lucienn

pixar: how can we spice up the new cars movie no one over the age of five seems very excited

the guy who proposed deadass murdering lightning mcqueen:

13thdctor

that moment when I have the same priorities as the grinch.

crystuls

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

#me @ my boyfriend tbh

aroacediscourser

If you’re attracted to the opposite gender you’re not lgbt. Lmao

deoxyribonucleics

Fuck….. the News is In…. the B in LGBT now stands for Bongos…. im sorry “Bi” people………whatever those are…….

harrygallery

#harry styles

olowuaru

When people bring up things from about a year ago and it’s like god, that was like totally 5 personalities ago… I have changed… A LOT

me: wow i think i'm recovering well tbh i haven't had a breakdown in 2 months

mental illnesses: *jaws theme*

on-poetry

y'all make it sound like drinkin water will make me mentally stable like sip sip I’m still depressed motherfuckers

me: *is frustrated*

me @ me: dont u fuckin do it

me: *starts tearing up*

me @ me: OHHHHHHHHH MY GOD

morekichuwathanyou

There’s finally a bathroom for me and my magnum dong.

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sometimes on the tumblrdotcom I see pictures of guys holding leashes around girls necks and maybe it is not my place to say but I think there are other more discreet ways to make sure you don’t get split up at the farmers market. Just agree on a landmark to meet at.