i dont know anything! its all part of my charm

mix of everything, she/they, 26, kpop and hozier stan

[senshiofserenity]

[catboybiologist]

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

[catboybiologist]

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

[catboybiologist]

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

[catboybiologist]

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[confirmed-and-contorted]

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

[charlesoberonn]

Turning around to leave only to turn back and lift the visor up for one last remark before slamming it down again.

[thorinds]

Elven costumes and hair in The Hobbit Trilogy

[arochkin]

I've been thinking for a long time about what would happen if the Ring started corrupting Legolas. He is a killing machine and the son of a king easily manipulated by a thirst for power. I think it would be fatal for the whole fellowship.

[fryuitcup]

My dear freaky deaky

[red-seas]

[the-technicolor-whiscash]

Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

[whumpster-fire]

Now in handy infographic form for Tumblr users:

[californianedgeworth]

Mighty Nein portraits because I'm becoming re-obsessed with them

[inaloversquarrel]

!

[vampirehoney]

styrlingelf on IG

[hunnismokah]

choso and this took so long cause i finally drew my husband so it had to be right and im really happy with it!!!

[doctorsiren]

some jjk doodles from last week-ish while the end of the semester has been kicking my butt

[happybunnykat]

"He would not fucking say that" but it's "He would not handle someone having a breakdown in front of him like that."

[happybunnykat]

He would not set boundaries like that.

[happybunnykat]

He would not know those therapy techniques

[happybunnykat]

He would not have that good an understanding of his own sexuality.

[happybunnykat]

He would not appreciate poetry like that.

[sntsnflwr]

It came to me in a vision

[ergo-lusus-naturae-deactivated2]