Whatever I Feel Like

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[gtoasto]

my life with Barney’s theme song

I hate you you hate me but we’re fucking family so I’m stuck with you and you’re fucking stuck with me I can’t wait until you leave

[fbrstreetteam]

Panic! At The Disco’s new album Death Of A Bachelor out now! 

- iTunes smarturl.it/PATDDeathOfABachelor

- Amazon smarturl.it/DOABAmazon

- Google Play smarturl.it/DeathOfABachelorGP

- Spotify http://spoti.fi/1RItJL1

- Apple Music smarturl.it/DeathOfABachelorAM

[gtoasto]

When an acquaintance you really want to be friends with initiates a conversation:

I cant handle this responsibility 

[awesome-picz]

Today Is National Take Your Dog To Work Day.

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

they are working very hard and I am proud of them

[danceswithphantoms]

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

“I think it’s raining,” says the man.

“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman. 

“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”

“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

[breaktotheotherside]

What pisses me off is the complexity of the context required to throw this pun so it made any sense.

[seaquell]

[tsundereslasher]

#she’s like lol now he’s dead

[fbrstreetteam]

Watch Vinyl Theatre’s official video for ‘Gold’ and share this link: https://youtu.be/-74HmR2EOvw

[cosmiccherrykisses]

I never posted these by themselves. I love these two so much. I’m so thankful for what they’ve done for me.

[aciddad-deactivated20130105]

so in our school yearbook theres a pic of this kid and then will ferrell is underneath him and its in every single one of the yearbooks

[samburgerhelper]

what WHY

[lokiodinson]

the story behind this is that that kid was wearing a will ferrell shirt and the camera automatically detected will ferrell’s face instead of his face, so it autozoomed on that and ended up centering the wrong face in the yearbook

[shineonforevershineon-deactivat]

Disney Characters Gender Swap

[king-arius]

Lady Beast and Lady Hades. gimme dat

[takashi0]

You mean Lades.

[navydream]

[asari-bartender]

[SCREAMS ANGRILY AS I SNAP MY CONTROLLER IN HALF] I LOVE VIDEO GAMES I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN

[mercutihoe]

if I go to banksys theme park and sit down in the middle of everything and just scream do you think people will think im an exhibit

[asparagusgazebo]

[mynameisstacystacy-blog]

Can we just take a minute to evaluate the Sprouse brothers please

[gretlusky]

TTgo back to school redraw  ❤  

[yiffmaster]

you just turned stagnant water into $200 wine

[sparktides]

YES, I HAVE DIRTY MIND AND YOU ARE ON IT

[calsgang]

IM LAUGHING SO MUCH

I just got back from shopping and I saw the nerf gun lying behind the sofa

and I was so confused, but then I heard someone laughing 

and it was my nan, she’s 80 for christ sake

just look at the concentration on her face

and how proud she was when she shot my sister on the side of the head, she’s so amazed by nerf guns it’s so funny, just look at her face