HI, I'M RACHEL

I'm only here for funny things.

[guavabutt-blog]

Hi I'm high rn will someone talk to me 🙃

[unclefather]

[markv5]

Еще одно доказательство того, что коты - это жидкость…

[jaoxn]

He help water the plant

[morgiecorgi-deactivated20171110]

[80slesbiab]

[highwaytohell-a]

every time I remember about this spectacular moment, it just makes me happy (and also proud) that this joke was most probably written by an openly gay man (Chris Kelly) and performed by an open lesbian woman (Kate Mckinnon) in live tv. and that is just glorious.

[amuseoffyre]

This is how you take an SNL skit: with humour and acknowledgement that you’ve cocked up along the way. Not by being a pissbaby about it on twitter all night long

[kiefbowl]

I love that gif of the cat walking though the door with that big ass blanket

[11knives-deactivated20171005]

[stability]

he has a point

[awwww-cute]

[stability]

THIS PRECIOUS BABY

[taliabobalia]

when millennials were first heading into high school and college there was a huge trend in news stories about how stressed out our kids are, how their backs are getting messed up from carrying so many books, how they’re sleeping less and doing more school work, and how we should do more to help our kids have the childhoods we had because our kids are falling apart from stress and being forced to be more productive than kids should be. but then once millennials started hitting the workforce all the news was about how millennials are lazy and narcissistic and entitled lmao you were real concerned about us until you found out a 23 year old is more qualified to do your job than you

[quasi-normalcy]

That’s because at some point in the middle we stopped being “their children” and became a bloc of terrifying outsiders with foreign values and little regard for what had been their established cultural norms.

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

I’d forgotten this but you’re right. I think it started earlier though, it started when we started out performing them on exams. Then suddenly all our schoolwork was easy and we were being rewarded for just showing up.

[pika-churros]

WHO IS RUNNING THE SPONGEBOB FACEBOOK PAGE

[krabby-kronicle]

ITS ME

[sixpenceee]

These dogs blend right in. 

[jonomaly-deactivated20180427]

What dogs?

[shoggothgirlfriends]

I hate when people take photos of the ground

[tastefullyoffensive]

[officialunitedstates]

i just saw someone with their blood type in their tumblr bio like what???  like the paramedics are gonna be like “quick check her tumblr account”

[gifsboom]

[dancegavindance-deactivated2019]

generally I love raccoons but this looks like an enemy from a Souls game

[jlbi245]

Oh my god 😂😂

[pilotnextdoor-deactivated201901]

Zombie children

[classicmeevs]

Blue powerade is pure water, that shit what comes out of our faucets is watered down water

[sordidwhore-deactivated20190724]

the Feds reading my blog: why doesn’t she just do her homework on time