Unhinged Idiot Time

Mattie-24-non binary-they/them Autistic af

[guccicoffin666]

me when my pop tarts won't come out of the toaster:

G̶̙̞̼͕͓͓̬̹̻͎̮͗̌̈́̒̈́͋̏̈́̈́̇̊̑͘ͅͅĘ̴̞̼̳̮͕̻͚̯̱̑ͅT̵̻͖̟͉̥̠͍̰͛͐̔̈̎̃̄̌͒̎́̄͘͜ ̶̖̤̼͖̘̠̋̇̋̀̏̒̇̾̈̒͆̕ͅB̸̢̗͓̱̤̫̓͒͆̇̕ͅĄ̸̡̺̺̹͚̦̩͈̼̑̑̈́̓̎͌͆́͘͝Č̵̠͉̹̱̰̜K̸̗̖̲̮̲͍͕͔͚͂̀̓͜ ̸̢͓̭͇̠͙͉̣̖̟̱̬̓͒͑̂͆̆̉̇͠͠Ḣ̴̡͈̠͛̀̑͝E̵̥̭̒̈́̋̑̒R̶̘̫̬̅̔̂̒̚E̴̛̩̲̺͍̯͕̓̈́̈́̽͋͊̔̌͛̀̚͝ ̸̺̤̣̹̊̿̉͐̕Y̸̢̫̍́̎́̋͂͘O̶̡̰̗̖͆̂̔̄̄̀͆̃͘͜͠U̷͇̰̳̖̟͌̌̂̈́͘͝ ̵̢̛̞͎͕̣̮̊̂̽̋̐̇́̊͒͌̔̚S̶͚̩̰͚̲͍͙̳̺̞̄̄́͋̈͊̅̔̽̄͝L̵̤̳͈͖̝͕͓̝͈̻̏̑̋͋̃͗̔̆̍̏͘͠ͅU̷͓̯̥͚͖̬̲̰̟̠̤͓͎̐̎̆͑͂͆̓T̸̮̹͖͐̌̀̽̄̄̒̉͠͝S̴͍̻̊͘

[guccicoffin666]

i am but a turtle. just wanna cross the road and get hit by a car but people keep moving me out of the way (in a metaphorical kinda way)

[guccicoffin666]

i think way too much about what snakes would do if they had arms and legs....like imagine getting chased by a 30 foot snake running full sprint toward you....doesn't sound good :/

[greelin]

my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo

[guccicoffin666]

an absolute menace if you will

[owlservice]

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

[guccicoffin666]

my cat would get tired of my shit SO fast

[raccoonspooky]

Fuck a personality test. Which label sticker r u?

[guccicoffin666]

Incinerate + for euthanasia ;)

[evilsexy]

manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being

[guccicoffin666]

i am unfortunately only perceivable as an absolute fucking idiot

[grimark]

one nice thing about following the same people on tumblr for years and years is you get to watch them all gradually become transgender

[lizzyforever-deactivated2022053]

[borderlinepdfeels]

It be like that sometimes 🤣

[wingsnbones]

[slaps my brain] this bad boy can fit so many mental disorders in it

[pipis-envy]

Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!

[pipis-envy]

Same thing goes for bisexual men and mlm relationships!!!!!

[pipis-envy]

REBLOG THIS VERSION TOO YOU COWARDS

[toenail-soup-deactivated2020091]

Same thing for bisexual people in m/f relationships that people call straight.

[ultimatebottom69]

Now reblog this cowards

[jt-artsandfics]

Me is Bi.

Me looking at this: :)

[dsmsix]

"I'm funny because of my trauma" well if you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna make you even funnier

[impaled]

[weaver-z]

I’m the Animal and I kill things

[wisestbitchin-albion-deactivate]

thats so problematic

[weaver-z]

Literally rooting through your garbage for meats right now

[peridescent]

you know there's an entire delicious steak here under this box held up by a stick

[weaver-z]

Oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah

[weaver-z]

Where’d the sun go

[weaver-z]

[spartalabouche]

moodboard for when you just woke up to your cat reblogging hundreds of the same post with her ass and everyone on tumblr is about to collectively beat you to death  and you cant even explain yourself

[programmerhumour]

There is always some disconnect