it doesn't get any worse than this.

[playthings2007]

Keep salting the wound I'm close

[furby-yeehaw]

*going to a festival that celebrates what has for a long time been considered sexual degeneracy by society* Oh boy I sure hope I don’t encounter anything that society views as sexually degenerate!

[blessyourheartlittleone2-deacti]

[lizormianillustration]

even anxious pups need the moon

orbiter- noah kahan

[moreau-b]

I'm noticing a pattern here... this time with our beloved jerejean, 3x0 again 🇧🇷

[houndmother]

oh no blowjob for me please! i just wanted to be in this truck stop bathroom stall with you

[blackshvck]

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

[waitwhatwhat]

andrew 'doesn't-mean-i-wouldn't-blow-you' minyard really came back from the baltimore fiasco with one (1) thought in mind: almost lost the fucking idiot, this mf could actually really just die anytime anywhere, can't afford to procrastinate any longer, must give blowjob asap, top priority, no further delay tolerated, regrets not optional

[theartistrans]

[yorkshirearthurdent]

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

[megparsec]

Baa baa backstreets, have you any boys

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[heartbreakhalo]

[torpublishinggroup]

“Was that not how you loved someone? By hammering your body into whatever shape they liked best, and handing yourself to them like a hilt?” ― Alix E. Harrow, The Everlasting

[niceinchnails]

It was a clitorical question

[starrynet]

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????