gavroche

rien dans les mains, rien dans les poches tout dans le coeur de ma chanson [les mis rp blog]

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

intro post :)

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INTRO

bonjour, paris, c'est moi, gavroche! asks are open to show you what little people know >:D

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TAGS

#monchanson - originals

#trustgavroche - answering asks

#littlepeoplepicks - reblogs

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FRIENDS

🦅 bossuet: @the-bald-eagle

🍾 grantaire: @grantairesuggestionss

🇫🇷 enjolras: @enjolrassuggestionss

🕯️ jean valjean: @monsieurmadeleine24601

💐 jehan: @jehan-darc

☀️ courfeyrac: @the-charismatic-centre

🥑 marius: @revolutionarylawyer

🕊️ cosette: @cosettethelittlelark

🦋 combeferre: @combeferre-the-reasonable-one

🥀 eponine: @eponinesuggestions

☕ musichetta: @fortunas-eyes

🩼 joly: @youcanflyonfourailes

🥊 bahorel: @bazwontpassthebar

🪭 feuilly: @feuilled-by-coffee

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OOC

[main]

@fireflamecc

[other rps]

🎭 Neil Perry (Dead Poets Society): @thisismyverse

♟️ Jason (Falsettos): @what-about-chromosomes

🦋 Combeferre (Les Misérables): @foul-is-ferre

★ Sirius Black (Marauders): @there-are-things-worth-dying-for

[gay-rad-desert]

Enjolras giving Gavroche a (water)gun, some time in the 21st century

My work for this year's @drinkwithme-exchange is for @justgayrevolutionnaries !! I hope you like it :)

(During the absolute iconic "Gavroche wants a gun" dialogue in the Donougher translation, Gavroche calls Enjolras a "beardless boy," which I found quite hilarious)

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

smoothface :P

@enjolrassuggestionss

[lowkeyluminary]

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE AN RP BLOG I CAN SPAM WITH ASKS

perferably WITH the blog but you guys do you

[freeradicow]

I stopped by with blankets for the calves' sleepover and @urchin-of-paris is there with what may or may not be a map of sorts and the list of some officer's shifts.

How inspiring it is to see youths of different species fraternising.

[not-your-eponine]

oh my god why is my brother hanging out with a bunch of calves @urchin-of-paris please just go to school and make friends there

i know I’m not one to talk but I work hard to make sure you have a normal childhood and then you go spend your free time with revolutionary baby cows why

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

School is overrated @urchin-of-paris don't listen to your sister. Have fun with your cows

[urchin-of-paris]

thank you very much multiverse sister

@guide-des-timides-et-des-caids @gavroche-offical @gav-de-thenard which one of youse does this eponine belong to? you're lucky can i steal her. i'll trade.

still love you ep, but priorities. we should all be free from school.

[gav-de-thenard]

Currently floating between multiverses so I don’t have a ‘Ponine

@guide-des-timides-et-des-caids @gavroche-offical maybe yours?

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

sharing is caring!! (plus we get to bring so much chaos >:D)

[cobwebkitten-deactivated2020101]

reblog if you’d like one of these in your inbox

- ask me things you want to know about me

- why you follow me

- what’s on your mind/what you’re thinking about

- a compliment

- make me choose between two things

- ask for advice

- tell me a secret

- things you associate me with

- anything!!!!

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

@gav-roasts ANOTHER ONE 👀

@gav-de-thenard @urchin-of-paris GAVROCHES ASSEMBLE

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

Mort aux vaches is essential ACAB 👍

MORT AUX VACHES

ACAB

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

67

SIX SEVENNNNNNNN

[grantairesuggestionss]

Every day my hope for this generation dwindles. Go drink some paint water and learn to race a car like a real child

[cosettethelittlelark]

Please don't drink paint water. That's not a good idea Gavroche.

[grantairesuggestionss]

Don’t listen to her gavroche trust me

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

i've seen you confuse your mug of wine with paint water, take a huge gulp, look at it, shrug, and proceed to down the whole thing. let me say six seven.

[grantairesuggestionss]

It tasted fine bro

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

@enjolrassuggestionss come get yo man

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

67

SIX SEVENNNNNNNN

[grantairesuggestionss]

Every day my hope for this generation dwindles. Go drink some paint water and learn to race a car like a real child

[cosettethelittlelark]

Please don't drink paint water. That's not a good idea Gavroche.

[grantairesuggestionss]

Don’t listen to her gavroche trust me

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

i've seen you confuse your mug of wine with paint water, take a huge gulp, look at it, shrug, and proceed to down the whole thing. let me say six seven.

[the-bald-eagle]

ACAB

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

ACAB

[grantairesuggestionss]

Grantaire suggestion of the day is to be reminded that cops are evil. Fuck the police force

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

ACAB

[freeradicow]

I stopped by with blankets for the calves' sleepover and @urchin-of-paris is there with what may or may not be a map of sorts and the list of some officer's shifts.

How inspiring it is to see youths of different species fraternising.

[not-your-eponine]

oh my god why is my brother hanging out with a bunch of calves @urchin-of-paris please just go to school and make friends there

i know I’m not one to talk but I work hard to make sure you have a normal childhood and then you go spend your free time with revolutionary baby cows why

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

School is overrated @urchin-of-paris don't listen to your sister. Have fun with your cows

[urchin-of-paris]

thank you very much multiverse sister

@guide-des-timides-et-des-caids @gavroche-offical @gav-de-thenard which one of youse does this eponine belong to? you're lucky can i steal her. i'll trade.

still love you ep, but priorities. we should all be free from school.

[gavroche-offical]

that’s MY sister! As much as ‘m for stealing (‘specially with other me’s) there’s no stealing her!!!!!!! MAXIMUM security artifact!

AND she’ll arrest you!!!!!!!

[urchin-of-paris]

what do you mean she'll arrest me??

she's not a cop, is she?

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

...well. actually. About that.

@gavroche-offical Gav i love you dearly but bringing that up may not have been the smartest idea you've ever had

[urchin-of-paris]

no. no. this cannot be happening.

BETRAYAL

@gavroche-offical you can keep her i've changed my mind

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

@eponinesuggestions mum come pick me up i'm scared

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Gav, I'm still me. I'm still on your side. Nothing's changed. I just happen to have a slightly more respectable job now.

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

nuh uh acab

if there's a fire you're trying to douse you can't put it out from inside the house

you of all people should know better than that :(

@gavroche-offical @urchin-of-paris @eponinesuggestions

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Did. Did you just quote Hamilton at me.

Kid, I was a Hamilton fan while you were still running around with a pacifier. And I'm not taking advice from Aaron Burr, the man who shot his political rival.

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

first of all, thomas jefferson sang that line, not burr.

second, my point still stands.

please come save me up from cop eponine i'm scared (@the-bald-eagle @grantairesuggestionss @terriblycharming @monsieurmadeleine24601 @jehan-darc @the-charismatic-centre @revolutionarylawyer @cosettethelittlelark @combeferre-the-reasonable-one @eponinesuggestions @fortunas-eyes @youcanflyonfourailes @bazwontpassthebar @feuilled-by-coffee)

[enjolrassuggestionss]

I was fine with the multiverse until Éponine became a cop…

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

THANK YOU MULTIVERSE ENJOLRAS

[enjolrassuggestionss]

You’re welcome, Gav

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

yk what? you're cool, i'm stealing you. you're in our universe now >:D

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

I knew @guide-des-timides-et-des-caids and @eponinessuggestions hated cops, I didn't realize literally everyone else in the multiverse felt the same way. This is fun. Fighting for my life over here. I don't think I'm gonna win this one tbh. I don't care, I'm not going to stop.

@grantairesuggestionss @enjolmarx this is about you too

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

no i don't hate cops i actually love getting shot for absolutely no reason :D

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

I would never shoot you. Why do I even have to say that. You know I wouldn't.

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Sometimes I just have to remind myself I'm arguing with a ten year old. I don't need you to respect me. You're a child.

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

[feuilled-by-coffee]

Gav, and I mean this truthfully, I have never seen more devastating rhetoric than this Willy Wonka GIF.

If you "owned" her any harder, we'd have to have a talk on morality, not to mention legality.

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

>:D

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

I knew @guide-des-timides-et-des-caids and @eponinessuggestions hated cops, I didn't realize literally everyone else in the multiverse felt the same way. This is fun. Fighting for my life over here. I don't think I'm gonna win this one tbh. I don't care, I'm not going to stop.

@grantairesuggestionss @enjolmarx this is about you too

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

no i don't hate cops i actually love getting shot for absolutely no reason :D

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

I would never shoot you. Why do I even have to say that. You know I wouldn't.

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Sometimes I just have to remind myself I'm arguing with a ten year old. I don't need you to respect me. You're a child.

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Don't come crying to me the next time you get arrested and have no one willing or able to bail you out.

[feuilled-by-coffee]

If he had no one to bail him out, we would all be in jail right beside him and we'd make a day of it.

[enjolrassuggestionss]

Damn fucking right we would.

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

<333

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

I knew @guide-des-timides-et-des-caids and @eponinessuggestions hated cops, I didn't realize literally everyone else in the multiverse felt the same way. This is fun. Fighting for my life over here. I don't think I'm gonna win this one tbh. I don't care, I'm not going to stop.

@grantairesuggestionss @enjolmarx this is about you too

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

no i don't hate cops i actually love getting shot for absolutely no reason :D

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

I would never shoot you. Why do I even have to say that. You know I wouldn't.

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Sometimes I just have to remind myself I'm arguing with a ten year old. I don't need you to respect me. You're a child.

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

I knew @guide-des-timides-et-des-caids and @eponinessuggestions hated cops, I didn't realize literally everyone else in the multiverse felt the same way. This is fun. Fighting for my life over here. I don't think I'm gonna win this one tbh. I don't care, I'm not going to stop.

@grantairesuggestionss @enjolmarx this is about you too

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

no i don't hate cops i actually love getting shot for absolutely no reason :D

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

I would never shoot you. Why do I even have to say that. You know I wouldn't.

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

[freeradicow]

I stopped by with blankets for the calves' sleepover and @urchin-of-paris is there with what may or may not be a map of sorts and the list of some officer's shifts.

How inspiring it is to see youths of different species fraternising.

[not-your-eponine]

oh my god why is my brother hanging out with a bunch of calves @urchin-of-paris please just go to school and make friends there

i know I’m not one to talk but I work hard to make sure you have a normal childhood and then you go spend your free time with revolutionary baby cows why

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

School is overrated @urchin-of-paris don't listen to your sister. Have fun with your cows

[urchin-of-paris]

thank you very much multiverse sister

@guide-des-timides-et-des-caids @gavroche-offical @gav-de-thenard which one of youse does this eponine belong to? you're lucky can i steal her. i'll trade.

still love you ep, but priorities. we should all be free from school.

[gavroche-offical]

that’s MY sister! As much as ‘m for stealing (‘specially with other me’s) there’s no stealing her!!!!!!! MAXIMUM security artifact!

AND she’ll arrest you!!!!!!!

[urchin-of-paris]

what do you mean she'll arrest me??

she's not a cop, is she?

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

...well. actually. About that.

@gavroche-offical Gav i love you dearly but bringing that up may not have been the smartest idea you've ever had

[urchin-of-paris]

no. no. this cannot be happening.

BETRAYAL

@gavroche-offical you can keep her i've changed my mind

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

@eponinesuggestions mum come pick me up i'm scared

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Gav, I'm still me. I'm still on your side. Nothing's changed. I just happen to have a slightly more respectable job now.

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

nuh uh acab

if there's a fire you're trying to douse you can't put it out from inside the house

you of all people should know better than that :(

@gavroche-offical @urchin-of-paris @eponinesuggestions

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Did. Did you just quote Hamilton at me.

Kid, I was a Hamilton fan while you were still running around with a pacifier. And I'm not taking advice from Aaron Burr, the man who shot his political rival.

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

first of all, thomas jefferson sang that line, not burr.

second, my point still stands.

please come save me up from cop eponine i'm scared (@the-bald-eagle @grantairesuggestionss @terriblycharming @monsieurmadeleine24601 @jehan-darc @the-charismatic-centre @revolutionarylawyer @cosettethelittlelark @combeferre-the-reasonable-one @eponinesuggestions @fortunas-eyes @youcanflyonfourailes @bazwontpassthebar @feuilled-by-coffee)

[the-charismatic-centre]

What on earth is happening?

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

multiverse 'ponine's a COP

THAT'S what's happening

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

MULTIVERSE 'PONINE IS BEING HARASSED FOR HAVING PRINCIPLES

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

IF YOU HAD PRINCIPLES YOU WOULDN'T BE A FUCKING COP

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE ONLY MET BAD COPS DOESN'T MEAN ALL COPS ARE BAD

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

what do you think acab means

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

I know what it means and you're wrong about it.

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

so you're gonna be a corrupted tool of the superior class, useless to the people you’re supposedly protecting, AND not know what "all" means? girl pick a struggle

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Whatever happened to respecting your elders?

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

respect is earned.