Daringly dashing

[the-charismatic-centre]

So are you going to be the one throwing @revolutionarylawyer his bachelor party? Any plans for that yet?

Uhhhh DUH!!!

I plan to get the gang together and do it surprise party style cause I think he’d get to scared if I told him I have a bachelor party for him. It’ll be a chill one though cause he’s a lightweight and he’d genuinely run to the sun if a stripper showed up but it’s okay cause that’s not the vibe. I’m so excited for my best friend’s next step in life and that I’m here to help! 🥹

[the-charismatic-centre]

Feeling prideful today. Might kiss my boyfriend. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[the-charismatic-centre]

Just watched a tutorial on how to create a confetti bomb…wonder when this might come in handy? 🤔

[cosettethelittlelark]

Courf. No.

[the-charismatic-centre]

Aw man ☹️

[the-charismatic-centre]

Just watched a tutorial on how to create a confetti bomb…wonder when this might come in handy? 🤔

[kerjeanforfrance]

Courfeyrac NO. DON’T.

[the-charismatic-centre]

Courfeyrac YES. DO.

[the-charismatic-centre]

Just watched a tutorial on how to create a confetti bomb…wonder when this might come in handy? 🤔

[the-charismatic-centre]

Hello friends! Just for @grantairesuggestionss safety, I’d recommend you check in or keep watch on him for a couple days! I personally will be trying to keeping my distance for a little bit as he is the reason I died on my Minecraft hardcore mode world that I’ve been working on for seven months.

…and I feel perfectly fine about it! 😊

[grantairesuggestionss]

well this is great

[the-charismatic-centre]

Isn’t it? 😁

[the-charismatic-centre]

Hello friends! Just for @grantairesuggestionss safety, I’d recommend you check in or keep watch on him for a couple days! I personally will be trying to keeping my distance for a little bit as he is the reason I died on my Minecraft hardcore mode world that I’ve been working on for seven months.

…and I feel perfectly fine about it! 😊

[the-charismatic-centre]

If you could have dinner with one Muppet, who would you choose and why?

Uh Fozzie Bear duh. He’s got the worst jokes and it’s the most respectable thing I’ve ever seen! We’d definitely be having dinner together over writing our duo comedy set for sure.

[grantairesuggestionss]

8 am means @the-charismatic-centre’s boyfriend is sleeping (waking him up before 10 means your organs will be harvested) which means this is a great time to wake him up before 10

[the-charismatic-centre]

I wake up and this is the first thing I see ☹️

DO YOU WANT MY SOUL TO GET REAPED????

[grantairesuggestionss]

Yeah it’s funny

[the-charismatic-centre]

Not funny when we are all showing up to my funeral. ☹️

[grantairesuggestionss]

We all seen Enjolras pic bro we know ur snug as a bug stop complaining

[the-charismatic-centre]

But I’d rather be as snug in a bug in a rug with a warm hug. 🥺

[grantairesuggestionss]

Homeboy @cosettethelittlelark and I were just talking about how that man is gripping you you are in that exact scenario

[the-charismatic-centre]

But I won’t be if you decide to disturb him before waking hours.

[grantairesuggestionss]

Blah

[the-charismatic-centre]

[grantairesuggestionss]

8 am means @the-charismatic-centre’s boyfriend is sleeping (waking him up before 10 means your organs will be harvested) which means this is a great time to wake him up before 10

[the-charismatic-centre]

I wake up and this is the first thing I see ☹️

DO YOU WANT MY SOUL TO GET REAPED????

[grantairesuggestionss]

Yeah it’s funny

[the-charismatic-centre]

Not funny when we are all showing up to my funeral. ☹️

[grantairesuggestionss]

We all seen Enjolras pic bro we know ur snug as a bug stop complaining

[the-charismatic-centre]

But I’d rather be as snug in a bug in a rug with a warm hug. 🥺

[grantairesuggestionss]

Homeboy @cosettethelittlelark and I were just talking about how that man is gripping you you are in that exact scenario

[the-charismatic-centre]

But I won’t be if you decide to disturb him before waking hours.

[grantairesuggestionss]

8 am means @the-charismatic-centre’s boyfriend is sleeping (waking him up before 10 means your organs will be harvested) which means this is a great time to wake him up before 10

[the-charismatic-centre]

I wake up and this is the first thing I see ☹️

DO YOU WANT MY SOUL TO GET REAPED????

[grantairesuggestionss]

Yeah it’s funny

[the-charismatic-centre]

Not funny when we are all showing up to my funeral. ☹️

[grantairesuggestionss]

We all seen Enjolras pic bro we know ur snug as a bug stop complaining

[the-charismatic-centre]

But I’d rather be as snug in a bug in a rug with a warm hug. 🥺

[grantairesuggestionss]

8 am means @the-charismatic-centre’s boyfriend is sleeping (waking him up before 10 means your organs will be harvested) which means this is a great time to wake him up before 10

[the-charismatic-centre]

I wake up and this is the first thing I see ☹️

DO YOU WANT MY SOUL TO GET REAPED????

[grantairesuggestionss]

Yeah it’s funny

[the-charismatic-centre]

Not funny when we are all showing up to my funeral. ☹️

[grantairesuggestionss]

8 am means @the-charismatic-centre’s boyfriend is sleeping (waking him up before 10 means your organs will be harvested) which means this is a great time to wake him up before 10

[the-charismatic-centre]

I wake up and this is the first thing I see ☹️

DO YOU WANT MY SOUL TO GET REAPED????

[beforewecutthefatonesdowntosize]

Les Amis De L'ABC (ft. Marius & Gavroche)

I tried to make these as accurate as possible:

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

@the-bald-eagle @grantairesuggestionss @terriblycharming @monsieurmadeleine24601 @jehan-darc @the-charismatic-centre @revolutionarylawyer @cosettethelittlelark @combeferre-the-reasonable-one @eponinesuggestions @fortunas-eyes @youcanflyonfourailes @bazwontpassthebar @feuilled-by-coffee

[grantairesuggestionss]

Inaccurate I saw @the-charismatic-centre sob over missing his political science class once for a funeral

[the-charismatic-centre]

We do NOT play about missing class (you miss one day and suddenly they’re talking in another language and they deciphered the Voynich Manuscript). 🙏🫩💔🥀🪦

[freeradicow]

I stopped by with blankets for the calves' sleepover and @urchin-of-paris is there with what may or may not be a map of sorts and the list of some officer's shifts.

How inspiring it is to see youths of different species fraternising.

[not-your-eponine]

oh my god why is my brother hanging out with a bunch of calves @urchin-of-paris please just go to school and make friends there

i know I’m not one to talk but I work hard to make sure you have a normal childhood and then you go spend your free time with revolutionary baby cows why

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

School is overrated @urchin-of-paris don't listen to your sister. Have fun with your cows

[urchin-of-paris]

thank you very much multiverse sister

@guide-des-timides-et-des-caids @gavroche-offical @gav-de-thenard which one of youse does this eponine belong to? you're lucky can i steal her. i'll trade.

still love you ep, but priorities. we should all be free from school.

[gavroche-offical]

that’s MY sister! As much as ‘m for stealing (‘specially with other me’s) there’s no stealing her!!!!!!! MAXIMUM security artifact!

AND she’ll arrest you!!!!!!!

[urchin-of-paris]

what do you mean she'll arrest me??

she's not a cop, is she?

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

...well. actually. About that.

@gavroche-offical Gav i love you dearly but bringing that up may not have been the smartest idea you've ever had

[urchin-of-paris]

no. no. this cannot be happening.

BETRAYAL

@gavroche-offical you can keep her i've changed my mind

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

@eponinesuggestions mum come pick me up i'm scared

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Gav, I'm still me. I'm still on your side. Nothing's changed. I just happen to have a slightly more respectable job now.

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

nuh uh acab

if there's a fire you're trying to douse you can't put it out from inside the house

you of all people should know better than that :(

@gavroche-offical @urchin-of-paris @eponinesuggestions

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Did. Did you just quote Hamilton at me.

Kid, I was a Hamilton fan while you were still running around with a pacifier. And I'm not taking advice from Aaron Burr, the man who shot his political rival.

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

first of all, thomas jefferson sang that line, not burr.

second, my point still stands.

please come save me up from cop eponine i'm scared (@the-bald-eagle @grantairesuggestionss @terriblycharming @monsieurmadeleine24601 @jehan-darc @the-charismatic-centre @revolutionarylawyer @cosettethelittlelark @combeferre-the-reasonable-one @eponinesuggestions @fortunas-eyes @youcanflyonfourailes @bazwontpassthebar @feuilled-by-coffee)

[the-charismatic-centre]

What on earth is happening?

[grantairesuggestionss]

i dont play about punch the monkey. that's my biological son right there.

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

I had to read this three times before I understood what the hell you were on about

[grantairesuggestionss]

dyslexic ahh. bro so dyslexic they could be @the-charismatic-centre

[the-charismatic-centre]

Paris in the the spring.

[grantairesuggestionss]

Courf what did we say about eating brownies given to you by jehan

[the-charismatic-centre]

Eat them all the the time <3

[grantairesuggestionss]

no, eat them when you have no plans that are important or require you to be sober

[the-charismatic-centre]

Exactly, I don’t think I have anythingg important comingg up?

[grantairesuggestionss]

uhoh someone forgot

[the-charismatic-centre]

[grantairesuggestionss]

dude you're sooo fucked

[the-charismatic-centre]

What? No. 😰

[grantairesuggestionss]

ill arrange the funeral

@the-bald-eagle look at this dude he forgot

[the-charismatic-centre]

Please don’t gaslight me I’m not completely over the brownies yet. 🙏☹️

[grantairesuggestionss]

im not even gaslighting you im just watching with bated breath until you realize what you forgot

[the-charismatic-centre]

It’s not an anniversary or birthday…I don’t think any of our friends have a super important event this week…WHAT AM I FORGETTING? 😭

[grantairesuggestionss]

you literally named it in there

[the-charismatic-centre]

No no I’m sure about this…right?

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Courf my man did you forget your own anniversary??

[the-charismatic-centre]

ABSOLUTELY NOT ‼️‼️‼️‼️

Our anniversary is August 20th thank you very much.

[grantairesuggestionss]

i dont play about punch the monkey. that's my biological son right there.

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

I had to read this three times before I understood what the hell you were on about

[grantairesuggestionss]

dyslexic ahh. bro so dyslexic they could be @the-charismatic-centre

[the-charismatic-centre]

Paris in the the spring.

[grantairesuggestionss]

Courf what did we say about eating brownies given to you by jehan

[the-charismatic-centre]

Eat them all the the time <3

[grantairesuggestionss]

no, eat them when you have no plans that are important or require you to be sober

[the-charismatic-centre]

Exactly, I don’t think I have anythingg important comingg up?

[grantairesuggestionss]

uhoh someone forgot

[the-charismatic-centre]

[grantairesuggestionss]

dude you're sooo fucked

[the-charismatic-centre]

What? No. 😰

[grantairesuggestionss]

ill arrange the funeral

@the-bald-eagle look at this dude he forgot

[the-charismatic-centre]

Please don’t gaslight me I’m not completely over the brownies yet. 🙏☹️

[grantairesuggestionss]

im not even gaslighting you im just watching with bated breath until you realize what you forgot

[the-charismatic-centre]

It’s not an anniversary or birthday…I don’t think any of our friends have a super important event this week…WHAT AM I FORGETTING? 😭

[grantairesuggestionss]

you literally named it in there

[the-charismatic-centre]

No no I’m sure about this…right?