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… it’s almost 2021 and I’m still on [tumblr]

manga-and-stuffs

guitar-villain

Best ship

inbedwithrobert

More Jimmy

lesbx

sorry for having a huge cock and correct opinions on everything. as if it’s my fault.

Best girl

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Hey gaud just wanted to tell you in Argentina conch is slang for pussy, because conchs, in fact, look like pussies

*listens to the sounds of the ocean* that’s what good pussy sounds like

sairenji

meangirlnurse

chaos-storm

Caption: Mom: ‘‘If a stranger came up to you and said; I’m your mom’s friend and she sent me to pick you up, what would you say?’‘ Kid, off-screen: ‘‘You’re a liar because my mom doesn’t have any friends.’‘ Mom, after a slight pause: ‘‘Well that’s not what I expected.’‘

torracat

our friend saw cars 3 so we asked him to give us his honest review of it and all he said was “Lightning McQueen had a smart phone”

regigigas

that’s all we need to know

jaccobazzi

5 Y hhyt guy I jo 8 oi 9 oh uthj g y8 giI’m u

regigigas

Thanks

gammadoppler

that was lightning mcqueen trying to contact us bro

guitar-villain

Pretty good attempt, considering he types with tires

thebootydiaries

this took me an hour to make

mcbambi21-blog

I could draw something ten time better then that in an hour

thebootydiaries

im only 18

scarecrowmes

So am I and in addition to myself, half my friends could do so as well.

but im only 18

Every DnD game that starts out with a serious “Lord of the Rings” type of tone turns into a Monty Python sketch and every DnD game that starts out like a Monty Python sketch turns into Lord of the Rings

weaver-z

DnD game with characters named Kua the Brave, Enoch Bluehelm, and Hallow Greaves: Our current mission is to save the kingdom from the Dark Queen Ravenbone but we fucked up a charisma roll and now Kua and Ravenbone are dating and the king of Fendale was turned into a frog

DnD game with characters named Bunny Wabbit, Ford Trukk, and Dildo Baggins: Our current mission is to find a birthday present for a spoiled prince but in the process we found a lich planning to devour the life force of everyone in the land and Dildo gave his life to stop him in a scene so moving it won the Newberry Medal

theaustinstollhaus

If you give your players room to do whatever they want, including be silly, they will most often choose to express themselves. And you'd be amazed how much you'll start to care about characters once people have attached little pieces if their soul to them.

If you try to enforce a "serious" tone, it just makes the gags funnier, and your players will treat you with the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God.