Night-Starworks

A silly toy goober, occasionally posts as a fictitious company for funsies! Pronouns: [Toy/Plaything]

[nightstarworks]

Intro Post Yayyyy

hey, this blog is half my main, and half corporate social media roleplay, no i will not sort them, figure it out yourself.

[ralsei-fluffyboy-darkprince-stan]

im posting it up in here. so many of them. hhelp

[zerenta-mrraow]

maybe this is a sign (post)

[nightstarworks]

maybe this is a fence

[nightstarworks]

a wizard walks into a bar

The bar: "ow! watch it!"

[zerenta-mrraow]

the wizard apologizes and moves on

a pirate backpedals into the bar. while having a duel.

[nightstarworks]

The bar: "Wow, you all suck at watching where youre going! I'm leaving!"

[zerenta-mrraow]

the pirate apologizes profusely, begging the bar to stay.

a fully crewed galleon flying a flag depicting the process of obtaining media without paying for it somehow manages to pass under the bar.

[nightstarworks]

The bar walks into a bar.

[zerenta-mrraow]

the bartender throws a t at the bar, and cracks her knuckles

[nightstarworks]

uhhhh PIPEBOMB!!!

[zerenta-mrraow]

the bartender has parried. it is her life mission to end one bart, and this bar that has walked in has given her just the excuse she needed

[nightstarworks]

The bar(t) fucking explodes, lmao

[zerenta-mrraow]

the tax collector reconstructs it. it must pay its taxes.

[nightstarworks]

RECONSTRUCT WHAT??? THERES NOTHING LEFT!!

[nightstarworks]

a wizard walks into a bar

The bar: "ow! watch it!"

[zerenta-mrraow]

the wizard apologizes and moves on

a pirate backpedals into the bar. while having a duel.

[nightstarworks]

The bar: "Wow, you all suck at watching where youre going! I'm leaving!"

[zerenta-mrraow]

the pirate apologizes profusely, begging the bar to stay.

a fully crewed galleon flying a flag depicting the process of obtaining media without paying for it somehow manages to pass under the bar.

[nightstarworks]

The bar walks into a bar.

[zerenta-mrraow]

the bartender throws a t at the bar, and cracks her knuckles

[nightstarworks]

uhhhh PIPEBOMB!!!

[zerenta-mrraow]

the bartender has parried. it is her life mission to end one bart, and this bar that has walked in has given her just the excuse she needed

[nightstarworks]

The bar(t) fucking explodes, lmao

[nightstarworks]

a wizard walks into a bar

The bar: "ow! watch it!"

[zerenta-mrraow]

the wizard apologizes and moves on

a pirate backpedals into the bar. while having a duel.

[nightstarworks]

The bar: "Wow, you all suck at watching where youre going! I'm leaving!"

[zerenta-mrraow]

the pirate apologizes profusely, begging the bar to stay.

a fully crewed galleon flying a flag depicting the process of obtaining media without paying for it somehow manages to pass under the bar.

[nightstarworks]

The bar walks into a bar.

[zerenta-mrraow]

the bartender throws a t at the bar, and cracks her knuckles

[nightstarworks]

uhhhh PIPEBOMB!!!

[nightstarworks]

a wizard walks into a bar

The bar: "ow! watch it!"

[zerenta-mrraow]

the wizard apologizes and moves on

a pirate backpedals into the bar. while having a duel.

[nightstarworks]

The bar: "Wow, you all suck at watching where youre going! I'm leaving!"

[zerenta-mrraow]

the pirate apologizes profusely, begging the bar to stay.

a fully crewed galleon flying a flag depicting the process of obtaining media without paying for it somehow manages to pass under the bar.

[nightstarworks]

The bar walks into a bar.

[nightstarworks]

a wizard walks into a bar

The bar: "ow! watch it!"

[zerenta-mrraow]

the wizard apologizes and moves on

a pirate backpedals into the bar. while having a duel.

[nightstarworks]

The bar: "Wow, you all suck at watching where youre going! I'm leaving!"

[nightstarworks]

a wizard walks into a bar

The bar: "ow! watch it!"

[ralsei-fluffyboy-darkprince-stan]

that girl is girls

[nightstarworks]

system moment lol :3

[nyanbinary-perineum]

Hey, bud, that girl you're talking to?

She's puppy.

Yeah.

Like with the pawbs 🐾

[nightstarworks]

its meee :3

wruf!

[nightstarworks]

Shoutout to the people that try to hurt my feelings!

It just turns me on btw!

[nightstarworks]

That feeling when ur brain just cant do anything and trying to even move out of bed is equivalant to the tortures of the nine hells.

[zerenta-mrraow]

Please confirm that you are not a robot.

Awawa?

Wrong. Please confirm that you are not a robot.

Awawa... wa?

Incorrect. Try again.

Wawa wewa

Wrong.

im safewording.

[nightstarworks]

mmm orang

[princessdraconic]

let's say that you're monogamously dating a tsundere. and to save another girls life you have to cheat on the tsundere. would you do it

[nightstarworks]

You see, i

[explodes, killing everyone involved.]

[gigiwins]

hey quick question why do they call it bloodlust?

because it turns you on

[a-weird-moth-swarm]

oooohhh ok 👍

[nightstarworks]

mnnn~ i love blood~ fuuuuck

[nightstarworks]

slowblinks at you :3

heheheh~ :3

[zerenta-mrraow]

prrrrrrp :3

[nightstarworks]

wruf wruf!

[nightstarworks]

slowblinks at you :3

heheheh~ :3