Night-Starworks

A silly toy goober, occasionally posts as a fictitious company for funsies! Pronouns: [Toy/Plaything]

[nightstarworks]

Intro Post Yayyyy

hey, this blog is half my main, and half corporate social media roleplay, no i will not sort them, figure it out yourself.

[nightstarworks]

picks you up and puts you in control of a forklift

WAIT NO IM NOT CERTIFIE-

[OSHA kicks down the door and writes both of us a citation.]

[zerenta-mrraow]

friendbait as a word has been rotating in my mind lately

[nightstarworks]

Up in the Materials science lab. straight up parametrically oscillating it, and, by it.. well.. well. lets jusr say.. my beam.

[gaydiation-poisoning]

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

[veggiedaddy]

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

[bettieleetwo]

and my bow

[and-then-theres-that]

And my axe

[ambratwhurst]

[thegreatlazule]

And my daggers

[shakespeare-official-account-de]

And my rapier and matchsticks.

[i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat]

And my kitchen knife

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my hands

[this-threat-is-ominous]

And my aro beam

[love-you-ominous-threats]

And my Horrors

[redundant-ominious-threats]

And at least one weapon

[priest-of-ominous-threats]

And my cross

[law-of-ominous-threats]

and my rifle.

[scp-threats-is-back]

And my SCPs

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my scythe

[the-weird-kids-next-door]

and my cane

[ash-the-tiefling]

AND MY GOATS

[terri-theslime13]

And my spear

[sapphicslender]

and my sapphic pages

[yahooo-official]

and my (extremely cool) greatsword

[mcgeese-deactivated20241112]

And my 12 gauge

[undeniably-chevron]

and my gasoline fires

[breadismylifeline]

And my bite

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

And my paper cuts

[sentientballofpeas]

And my soup

[arctictern12]

and my artillery gun

[hands-you-a-spatula]

And my spatula

[gimmick-thief-thief]

And MY spatula

[cannibalmushrooms-deactivated20]

and my

[galaxys-universe]

and my screws

[thexie-and-stars]

and my uterus

[daddysclownboy]

and my medieval vase

[equippedtolove]

and your mum

[the-stars-drowning-deactivated2]

and my fires of hell

[autism-official]

And autism.

[myparkispleasant]

And my sickness..god damn if hurt hurts…

[howlingday]

And my fists

[superiorsturgeon]

And my kettlebells!

[willsonlmt]

And my anvil i drop on the x you’re standing on.

[sora-dearly-beloved]

And my steel chair

[steve-officai]

and my netherite sword

[herobrine-offical]

and my IRL sword that I desperately need to remodel at some point

[ask-thevictim]

and my rope whip

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

and my SHOTGUN!

[anonmous-offical]

AND MY CLONE OF HIM!!

Which is sponsored my chaos inc!

[saph-the-queer]

And my rock i found

[rainrotter]

and my rats

[slugcat-rivulet]

and me !! ^^ /silly

[saint-the-slugcat]

and my weed

[gay-faith-interpreter]

and my 20 mm ATR

[green-faith-interpreter]

And My Nuclear Reactor

[good-cow-interpreter]

an’ my cattle

[oceanglass9000]

And my tree branch I found over there

[nightstarworks]

And my NightStarworks brand Railcannon!

Now only $12,999.99

[comrade-ashenov]

[vamptits]

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

[vamptits]

I'm having my first 24/7 dom/sub relationship with the entirety of the fucking sun

[nightstarworks]

You seem really nice :)

i try to be nice, to make up for how i acted as a child because of the situations i was forced into. :3

[calware]

gender affirming pointy teeth

[zerenta-mrraow]

awawawa awawa awa :333

awawawa !!!! :3333

[nightstarworks]

awawa wawa waaa awa!!

[zerenta-mrraow]

Herler girl is more of a DPS at heart, and so is tank girl. Dps girl, however, is an AOE debuffer at heart.

perchance

[nightstarworks]

what class do i seem most like?

[zerenta-mrraow]

fast healer with a charge ability that leaves a lingering aoe buff in its path + death explosion

[nightstarworks]

death explosion my beloved

[zerenta-mrraow]

Herler girl is more of a DPS at heart, and so is tank girl. Dps girl, however, is an AOE debuffer at heart.

perchance

[nightstarworks]

what class do i seem most like?

[hungry-faith-interpreter]

How much I wish magic was common place because I could do so much with magic if people wouldn’t freak out I mean like imagine

I meet a trans person who wants to swap genders boom magic gender swap

I meet a transphobic person or sexist boom magic gender swap

I can’t go out in public without people bumping into me (ew human contact with strangers ) boom magic force field

I would be a lot happier with life :3

[wizzard-of-these-lands]

Magic you say

[hungry-faith-interpreter]

Yep magic my favorite creations!

[chronicallyg4y]

every time somebody says anything.

like “I like pools” and fucking pool-faith-interpreter will just materialize and be like “pools you say?” Genuinely where are you coming from

[pool-faith-interpreter]

Sorry I'm late

[hungry-faith-interpreter]

I WILL BURN YOU

[oceanglass9000]

Hungry, I don't think we can burn a pool

*a suspicious amount of flammable materials Ocean brought makes it obvious they're down to try*

[bad-nerd-interpreter]

you need help burning water?

[nightstarworks]

just fucking electrolyze it into hydrogenand oxygen, and burn that

[bad-nerd-interpreter]

i know it's not technically burning, but hear me out: a lot of sodium

[nightstarworks]

thats just sodium ripping oxygen from water, and the hydrogen burning due to the exothermic oxidization of sodium.

[bad-nerd-interpreter]

yes, but it's easier and i really like dumping sodium into water :3

[nightstarworks]

fair enough! I'm gonna go source 2 tonnes of sodium from the Eclipse Industries Manufacturing Division.

[hungry-faith-interpreter]

How much I wish magic was common place because I could do so much with magic if people wouldn’t freak out I mean like imagine

I meet a trans person who wants to swap genders boom magic gender swap

I meet a transphobic person or sexist boom magic gender swap

I can’t go out in public without people bumping into me (ew human contact with strangers ) boom magic force field

I would be a lot happier with life :3

[wizzard-of-these-lands]

Magic you say

[hungry-faith-interpreter]

Yep magic my favorite creations!

[chronicallyg4y]

every time somebody says anything.

like “I like pools” and fucking pool-faith-interpreter will just materialize and be like “pools you say?” Genuinely where are you coming from

[pool-faith-interpreter]

Sorry I'm late

[hungry-faith-interpreter]

I WILL BURN YOU

[oceanglass9000]

Hungry, I don't think we can burn a pool

*a suspicious amount of flammable materials Ocean brought makes it obvious they're down to try*

[bad-nerd-interpreter]

you need help burning water?

[nightstarworks]

just fucking electrolyze it into hydrogenand oxygen, and burn that

[bad-nerd-interpreter]

i know it's not technically burning, but hear me out: a lot of sodium

[nightstarworks]

thats just sodium ripping oxygen from water, and the hydrogen burning due to the exothermic oxidization of sodium.

[hungry-faith-interpreter]

How much I wish magic was common place because I could do so much with magic if people wouldn’t freak out I mean like imagine

I meet a trans person who wants to swap genders boom magic gender swap

I meet a transphobic person or sexist boom magic gender swap

I can’t go out in public without people bumping into me (ew human contact with strangers ) boom magic force field

I would be a lot happier with life :3

[wizzard-of-these-lands]

Magic you say

[hungry-faith-interpreter]

Yep magic my favorite creations!

[chronicallyg4y]

every time somebody says anything.

like “I like pools” and fucking pool-faith-interpreter will just materialize and be like “pools you say?” Genuinely where are you coming from

[pool-faith-interpreter]

Sorry I'm late

[hungry-faith-interpreter]

I WILL BURN YOU

[oceanglass9000]

Hungry, I don't think we can burn a pool

*a suspicious amount of flammable materials Ocean brought makes it obvious they're down to try*

[bad-nerd-interpreter]

you need help burning water?

[nightstarworks]

just fucking electrolyze it into hydrogenand oxygen, and burn that

[zerenta-mrraow]

ok so let me get this. crystal fucking clear. you want me to participate in this PHYSICAL CHALLENGE

and you want me to collect fucking PAGES?? PAPER???? do you know how many TREES that costs? because I FUCKING DONT!!

I'm done. dont even fucking TALK to me about my POINTS... I didn't want your HYPERLINKS anyways!

[nightstarworks]

ok so let me goop this. crystal gooping clear. you want me to goop in this PHYSICAL CHALLENGE

and you want me to goop gooping PAGES??PAPER???? do you know how many TREES that goops? because I GOOPING DONT!!

I'm done. dont even gooping GOOP to me about my POINTS... I didnt goop your HYPERLINKS anyways!

This post is now goop!