hoeblog: on the run

this blog is for the GIRLS and the HOES HATELIST: DNI -Incessant whale sounds -LUCY WORSLEY (historian) and her eyebrows -The inspect element function -"moi" tags on Instagram -Invigilators -The sound of train brakes -Sand on suncream -Saying slay with no energy or conviction -OWEN SHEERS -WENDY COPE (NEEDS TO COPE) -mako sharks and their pedo noncey grin -Warm dishwasher smell -Bobby seagull and his bobby little head fuckoff -Men posing with one hand in their pocket, smouldering like some kind of Poundland ass Flynn Ryder -men standing against a wall with one leg flamingoed up against the wall like a NONCE -men (get real and become a girl or a hoe) -wine glasses, waitress trauma - ugly ass Toby jugs -men with guitars of any kind aside from sometimes bass because that's pretty sexy tbh -Weather reports and fucking icebars -ungrateful people, especially people ungrateful to low-paid workers who they treat as beneath them -biting your cheek or tongue by accident, hurts worse than childbirth -mr mime the Pokémon -SMA logo. -Dan snows history hits. -School photographers -BREATHING IN WHILE EATING A BISCUIT -ucas website -BINOMIAL EXPANSION -Aaron -chrome -bullshit chess variants -that MAGIC GUY who lied and said mine and Ravi's 7th birthday parties were equally good-chipmunks AND chipettes -@deeppyro 's inbox -the number 4 -red leister cheesecake+ orange juice -menstruation -mechanical pencils -all ukeleles -terry -caoimhe -all of my past and present coworkers -perchance -people called Duncan -claudia winkleman (would not winkle) -Worst enimys -the entire philosophy of emails -the word gilet "jeeeeelay" -speedos -eating a grapefruit in two halves, especially with a broad, blunt spoon -mako sharks -josephine colling fucking collander ass bitch -fist bumps -dry skin -nazis -anon. -@iwanttostealyourcat

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"AND I REALIZE THREE FUNDAMENTAL TRUTHS AT THE EXACT SAME TIME"

1- this blog is for the GIRLS and the HOES

2- buffy fandom ???

3-mr Way... my latest muse on microsoft paint !

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a momentous day has come

i am changing my name out of paranoia cuz my dad saw it and he has the memory of a quantum computer

[kosmogrl]

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correction:

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this was NOT the post i intended to reblog😭

[kosmogrl]

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correction:

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Me and @eledeesnuts in the club 🤗

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This nemon eater is joyful and whimsical!

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

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World Heritage Post

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

You can't stop. You're addicted to the shindig.

#californicationfetish

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[longhairvixen]

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

[jonnystrebor]

Not to forget:

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World Heritage Post

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Just the 3rd London MCR show

In low quality

Minus the bit where my phone died

If any of you even care 🙄

I uploaded it to the toob specially 😛

My notes:

- Gerard way spoke American gibberish the whole time and we couldn't understand him

- oh my god this was the best moment of my life

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guys were in the spoons right now

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Slurp:

It's a good time and I had hot choc and spritz. Ich denke das il vaudrait mieux si tous les femboys étaient ici maintenant.

What a shit game from start to finish. Poland and columbia go fuck yourself.

txrxw:

Duuuuuu bisttttt guuuuut genuiuuuuuuuuuuuuug

Btw Tommy innit is a fucking l

Emkrkekejea ro3wnt like my 3dian about rock paper scoessor sp I have to tell her off okay. Mmmm yummy chicken 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🍗🍗🍗🐔🐔

Vorthos:

shut up I'm milling with tommy izzet and jeskai manafold

A summery of all our positions:

Magic the gathering is a shittery fuckery game

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion BUT magic is everything I currently live for

*Plays in garruks wake and everyone dies*

🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

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me entering the majic tattoo shop:

"one tattoo capturing this vibe please and thank you good sir"

"of course, madam"

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life is so good. i just went to watch obsession in the cinema with the gang for £5 because they have student prices.

[notund]

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

[tidal-chaos]