Bruce institutes a no cursing rule because Damian keeps getting into trouble at school for dropping every swear word under the sun after a soccer match. It's fifty dollars a swear and then when that doesn't work, Bruce starts locking up their costumes as punishment and denying them access to the Cave and all safe houses and of course, Alfred's desserts. So in protest, the kids all start using Clark-isms.
Bruce: You canāt solve this problem by ignoring it, JayLad.
Jason: Well, you know what? That really fudges my brownie.
Tim: *clutching dislocated shoulder*
Bruce: Hold on *snaps it back in*
Tim: Son of a beachball, that hurt.
Bruce: Dick, do you see what I see?
Dick, stood over a body: Holy guacamole, Batman.
Bruce: No, you stopped doing this. You can just-
Dick: Holy wasted elocution lessons, Batman.
Stephanie: Brothertrucker
Bruce: Steph, honey, give it a rest.
Stephanie: No, Bruce, this entire mission is one big clusterpluck.
Bruce, tired: Donāt. Cass, my dearest daughter, not you too.
Bruce, eyes on the Bat Computer: Yes.
Duke: I almost got mugged in the park and Ace bit the guy right on the flutternutter and-
Duke: Well, I had my phone in my hand and I-
Bruce: No, I mean, I'm glad you're OK but what's a fluffernutter?
Duke: His cluck-a-doodle-dongus.
Bruce: Duke, I'm going to need to answer questions when the cops, animal control and the insurance guy comes. Duke you're going to have to explain what you mean.
Duke, who has a perfect month with zero confiscations or citations: I don't want to change my answer.
Damian: Father, you cannot let Grayson out of this house looking like a two dollar streetwalker.
Damian: I did not swear. I avoided the words on the Google Document you forwarded to us. While strumpet, trollop and tart are not on the list, strumpet seemed too casual, trollop too highbrow and tart would be too much of an insult. Grayson may not have made a smart outfit choice but I know he means well.
Dick: Technically, he's home and dry on this one, Bruce.
Bruce: *wandering off, mumbling to himself*
Dick: *lifting a hand to highfive Damian*
Damian: *eyeing him from head to toe*
Dick: *lowering his hand*
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