Gun The Glaucus

my persona is a highly poisonous sea dragon slug, but i'm safe to touch. i'm a locksmith irl and in character.

[gun-the-glaucus]

GUYS!

Will you stop %@$#ing randomly suggesting me to people!

God why?

[blu3b3rryj4mp1r3]

where they got their names from =)

[purr-in-ink]

🐈‍⬛🤍

[vroomba2]

i blame you for the nice year so far

[belle-starling]

blame is a weird choice of words.

[saipppua]

"they say she partied whole villages dead"

[cave-and-donnie-shipping]

just call her Night Fever

[derreck-th-third]

nice call whichever of you two that was

[sm-baby]

bitches be like "god he's so hot" and he looks like this

[ina-chickenchan]

you mean like

worship him.

[thememedaddy]

[sasimizakemo]

my teacher went on a rant about having unwanted kids and having to pay child support.

oh how it differs between men and women.

[anatthema-art]

inspired by a friend misspeaking

[sasimizakemo]

i'm inspired to draw something.

[strikethwandrer]

now there's a visual novel idea.

[quotefeeling]

“No one notices your tears, no one notices your sadness, no one notices your pain but they all notice your mistakes.”

— Unknown

[sasimizakemo]

can’t relate

[jackie-the-halfsheep]

nor me

[strikethwandrer]

get better friends, dude.

[gun-the-glaucus]

lol

[artdunk]

[simonepelicaneel]

cute

[malestarelhalcon]

agree

[sara-the-fan]

jesters are so cute.

[dusty-the-burnet-companion-moth]

cute

[malestarelhalcon]

Saw this in an ad

ice-cream is now medicine.

[dusty-the-burnet-companion-moth]

this is how vegans stay healthy.

that is no joke.

[blobster2001]

Frilled Sharks are cute

[andythefreshwaterray]

hey @fredfrilledshark

[thoughtkick]

“Two souls dont find each other by simple accident.”

— Jorge Luis Borges

[flora-the-sea-anemone]

Exactly.

I am going to kill the US president.

[for legal reasons, I never actually existed]

[derreck-th-third]

i love how our “I’m going to kill the US president” meme is just straight up the “I’m going to steal the declaration of independence” meme, but the corpo level is just inverted.

[adrian-gordon]

true

[adilthescale]

[ebarin-camel]

there’s that damn caterpillar again.

[blobster2001]

it’s very period.

at least…

we hope it is.

[dusty-the-burnet-companion-moth]

challenge accepted.

[lonesomenecromancer]

behold

(acherontia atropos)

[adrian-gordon]

it's interesting how they fly.

their front wings glide, while their back wings propel.

essentially they fly more like a plane than a bird.

[adilthescale]

so you're telling me...

it's the XP-71 of insects.

[ebarin-camel]

that straight up just looks like a Cambara's illegitimate love child.

[malestarelhalcon]

i'm gonna draw it as a furry

[dusty-the-burnet-companion-moth]

cool

[strikethwandrer]

lol

[val-the-flatworm]

Once Upon A Witchlight animated shorts spliced into chronological order.

[adrian-gordon]

oh gee thanks

[adilthescale]

cool.

thanks.

[ebarin-camel]

[chip-peeters]

cool.

thanks.

[shoretan]

oh thank you.

[mogura89]

neat. thanks.

[blobster2001]

thanx

[nicolakozlov]

thank you

[caelgiltarth]

thanks

[simonepelicaneel]

thanks

[malestarelhalcon]

cool thanks

[strikethwandrer]

thanks

[val-the-flatworm]

Twitter: This corporate entrepreneur did something right wing.

The Empire: I fired a rocket at the Russian consulate. It'll be in the news later today.

[adrian-gordon]

true

[adilthescale]

fair

[ebarin-camel]

we actually did that.

[handykid]

but we'll never say who

[blobster2001]

let it be a surprise for when they meet Putin.

[sara-the-fan]

whoops, accidentally spilled my photo cache from the future.

[dusty-the-burnet-companion-moth]

lol

[strikethwandrer]

i am literally a black Scottish cyclops.

[ina-chickenchan]

do you play demoman or not strike?

we need to know.

[boo-and-marie]

don’t talk to me or my son

[hedgehogofaf]

Gohan once again forgotten

[malestarelhalcon]

Goku, the most powerful D Class.

[dusty-the-burnet-companion-moth]

i want to see an scp crossover.

[ina-chickenchan]

lol imagine him as the d class they bring in but he keeps beating up all the violent scp's

[corromon]

Yeah uhm, idk 2025 lol.