VRoomba2

Because I'm blind I can wear cool sunglasses you can't actually see through.

[val-the-flatworm]

I guess I promised so Here's a review on the '24 roundup of Surge's furry meme's.

I'm going to disappoint people i don't care about.

Let's go.

you are here

what a great start.

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but hey i've read to the end

and pot/kettle, Rambley.

and i am under no illusion that i'm not a cunt.

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shall i get out the old ban hammer?

also

you literally just told me to hold your gun.

don't mind if i do.

now if you don't mind, stop hiding behind a female persona, Mister artist.

Yes, it is a man. I checked.

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this shows that for one you have no confidence in yourself, and secondly that you hold people with talent in high regard.

this shows that once you know you can get what you want, you have no guilt in abusing your connections with others.

let me show you what i did.

artist is treated as my equal, not above or below me. yes, even before i was famous. you are not better than me simply because you have a talent. we all have a purpose to serve. get in line like the rest of us.

Now they have earned my respect due to their previous actions. I treat them like they deserve to be treated for their kindness. Also, why would you commission someone 20 times? You guys need to get laid, I'm serious.

Don't believe me you can ask the artist in the pic. They know how I roll. Me and Lynx go WAY back.

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lol sucks for you to be lacking confidence. i'm always making small penis jokes about my own 8 inches. yes, i know that would mean i probably have to have both big bones and hyper-mobility. guess what medical conditions i have. trust me, it sucks. i can't get on a busy train without getting weird looks. if you squeeze past me it's very noticeable. i don't wear sweatpants for the same reason the rest of you do. if i wear jeans in public i'd be arrested for indecent exposure. big pp is not the way, bro.

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"i am going to stare intently at this thing i desire, but show visible disgust so that nobody thinks i'm into it."

bro still looked, chat.

bro still looked.

me i turn away. it's more respectful and i genuinely have no interest. oh no i'm not asexual or nothing. i'm just not that easy. get on my level.

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gees.

and i'm supposed to be the one that's bad at socializing.

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T_T

boy you gotta be content starved to even bother with this.

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do i need to explain the furries having no game trope?

i mean, this is just a circle jerk of fail at this point.

one i'm gladly not part of.

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yeah.

making you choose between how you want to be known.

being anonymous made you feel so powerful.

i have nothing to hide.

i'm no creep and i'm proud to be socially unacceptable.

oh no, i'm being cringe with confidence.

point and laugh if you like.

i have far more good friends and a damn fine fanbase.

sucks to be you.

see you in '25 ;p

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sorry guys but

to quote the Douglas kids

"Win or die"

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eat a dictionary.

my guys know.

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to be continued...

[revenantofaf]

a nice srving

[grahampent87]

it's too late.

Lynx is normie cringe and he's not coming back.

[malestarelhalcon]

i'm like the anti-lynx

[derreck-th-third]

i don't even know what the hell i am

[vroomba2]

i want @strikethwandrer to do this

[purr-in-ink]

🐈‍⬛🤍

[vroomba2]

i blame you for the nice year so far

[kkillpony]

"they say she partied whole villages dead"

[cave-and-donnie-shipping]

just call her Night Fever

[derreck-th-third]

nice call whichever of you two that was

[sm-baby]

bitches be like "god he's so hot" and he looks like this

[ina-chickenchan]

you mean like

worship him.

[thememedaddy]

[sasimizakemo]

my teacher went on a rant about having unwanted kids and having to pay child support.

oh how it differs between men and women.

[anatthema-art]

inspired by a friend misspeaking

[sasimizakemo]

i'm inspired to draw something.

[strikethwandrer]

now there's a visual novel idea.

[quotefeeling]

“No one notices your tears, no one notices your sadness, no one notices your pain but they all notice your mistakes.”

— Unknown

[sasimizakemo]

can’t relate

[jackie-the-halfsheep]

nor me

[strikethwandrer]

get better friends, dude.

[artdunk]

[simonepelicaneel]

cute

[malestarelhalcon]

agree

[sara-the-fan]

jesters are so cute.

[dusty-the-burnet-companion-moth]

cute

[malestarelhalcon]

Saw this in an ad

ice-cream is now medicine.

[dusty-the-burnet-companion-moth]

this is how vegans stay healthy.

that is no joke.

[blobster2001]

Frilled Sharks are cute

[andythefreshwaterray]

hey @fredfrilledshark

[thoughtkick]

“Two souls dont find each other by simple accident.”

— Jorge Luis Borges

[flora-the-sea-anemone]

Exactly.

I am going to kill the US president.

[for legal reasons, I never actually existed]

[derreck-th-third]

i love how our “I’m going to kill the US president” meme is just straight up the “I’m going to steal the declaration of independence” meme, but the corpo level is just inverted.

[adrian-gordon]

true

[adilthescale]

[ebarin-camel]

there’s that damn caterpillar again.

[blobster2001]

it’s very period.

at least…

we hope it is.

[dusty-the-burnet-companion-moth]

challenge accepted.

[lonesomenecromancer]

behold

(acherontia atropos)

[adrian-gordon]

it's interesting how they fly.

their front wings glide, while their back wings propel.

essentially they fly more like a plane than a bird.

[adilthescale]

so you're telling me...

it's the XP-71 of insects.

[ebarin-camel]

that straight up just looks like a Cambara's illegitimate love child.

[malestarelhalcon]

i'm gonna draw it as a furry

[dusty-the-burnet-companion-moth]

cool

[strikethwandrer]

lol

[val-the-flatworm]

Once Upon A Witchlight animated shorts spliced into chronological order.

[adrian-gordon]

oh gee thanks

[adilthescale]

cool.

thanks.

[ebarin-camel]

[chip-peeters]

cool.

thanks.

[shoretan]

oh thank you.

[mogura89]

neat. thanks.

[blobster2001]

thanx

[nicolakozlov]

thank you

[caelgiltarth]

thanks

[simonepelicaneel]

thanks

[malestarelhalcon]

cool thanks

[strikethwandrer]

thanks

[val-the-flatworm]

Twitter: This corporate entrepreneur did something right wing.

The Empire: I fired a rocket at the Russian consulate. It'll be in the news later today.

[adrian-gordon]

true

[adilthescale]

fair

[ebarin-camel]

we actually did that.

[handykid]

but we'll never say who

[blobster2001]

let it be a surprise for when they meet Putin.

[sara-the-fan]

whoops, accidentally spilled my photo cache from the future.

[dusty-the-burnet-companion-moth]

lol

[strikethwandrer]

i am literally a black Scottish cyclops.

[ina-chickenchan]

do you play demoman or not strike?

we need to know.

[boo-and-marie]

don’t talk to me or my son

[hedgehogofaf]

Gohan once again forgotten

[malestarelhalcon]

Goku, the most powerful D Class.

[dusty-the-burnet-companion-moth]

i want to see an scp crossover.

[ina-chickenchan]

lol imagine him as the d class they bring in but he keeps beating up all the violent scp's

[stardella]

Maria and her little alien brother sketchbook dump from the last few weeks

Minor spoilers for Sonic 3 ig

[rafflesiaspawn]

Zecora! For a halloween event i did :3

[may-bloom-2005]

she souping herself?