[pseudomantis]

This is so sad they won't let it outside and it can't forget what it saw 💔

[vero-niche]

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

[vero-niche]

none of us are making those appointments huh

[depsidase]

[damazcuz]

"I never want to hear from you again!" ok. So. Account > Settings > Yap Settings > Personalize > Opt Out of Yapping > Opt Out of All. If this doesn't resolve it you can also try to kill me but I'm really strong as fuuuuuuck.

[guerrillatech]

[guerrillatech]

[liberalsarecool]

The cruelty of racist white men.

[wolf840]

Does anyone else remember when Elon was like "if anyone knows how to end world hunger for 6 billion USD, I'll fund it" and UNICEF was like "we're going to spend a month to make a plan to end world hunger for 6 billion USD and Elon is going to fund it" and Elon was like "actually, nah" and then bought Twitter instead?

I think that was one of the worst things I'll ever see in my life.

[tiredspacedragon]

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

[guerrillatech]

[ajardolive]

They are feeling more empowered so keep a watchful eye on who is around you.

[cikero]

this world is so funny

[cikero]

but I’m done laughing

[bastionkeeper]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Lean into the funny idiot archetype so that when you’re unexpectedly hypercompetent at something they give you The Look where you can see them reexamine their entire perception of you in confusion, respect and no small amount of fear, and when you keep playing funny idiot they will be forever wary of you. Let them find out, incidentally, that the jester keeps a knife under his hat, and never figure out how to deal with that because they won’t abandon their boxes.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i keep mine in my fanny pack :)

[theconcealedweapon]

[guerrillatech]

[guerrillatech]

[izhape]

please this is so funny

[cosmicretreat]

[theweirdwideweb]