I don't know what I'm doing.

Kris Parker. 23. I enjoy voice acting and playing video games. I reblog things that I find funny or interesting and occasionally post voice recordings. Currently available for any non-profit voice acting positions.

[pneumu]

[holdoncallfailed]

they’re shutting down yahoo answers in a month….future generations will never know how is babby formed…..they will never plumb the depths of digital knowledge asking “does spider have pusspuss?”……they will never know if they can name their band radiohead 2……..this is the modern burning of the library of alexandria. all those answers lost forever……RIP 

[demon-freak-from-below-deactiva]

THEYRE GOING TO KILL THOG

[empathviv]

thog dont caare

[everythingfox]

Unmute

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[meloetta]

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

[bewbin]

did u lose again

[meloetta]

[qwantzfeed]

okay fine YES THIS IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY and YES THE LASAGNA WAS DELICIOUS and YES I SOMETIMES STILL EAT A WHOLE LASAGNA but i cook them in the oven now so it’s classy

[hobgobbin]

this counts as easter art right. he’s a bunny

[thyrell]

"ooh you hate cops but who are you gonna call when you get robbed?" uhhhhh your moms house? a great tragedy has befallen me and i need to have sex immediately

[kineticpenguin]

Every time someone’s like “who are you gonna call when you get robbed?”

1. Know how I know you’ve never been robbed?

2. I am going to call my insurance company and file a claim, the only usefulness a cop has at this point is generating a report number for said insurance company to refer to

3. Seriously all a cop’s gonna do after establishing that the robber/burglar/whoever isn’t there anymore is say “what do you want me to do about it?” and leave

[fandomsandfeminism]

Also:

Law enforcement took more stuff from people than burglars did last year

Federal asset forfeitures topped burglary losses for the first time in 2014.

So, ya know.

[qwantzfeed]

we’d all sign up for something like orkut or myspace or friendster or formspring or friendfeed or google buzz or piczo or sixdegrees or “windows live spaces” which wikipedia assures me was a thing, or - 

[dragonpikachu]

I can’t believe I’ve had this game for about 8 years and I’ve never seen this graphic before:

[all-your-favs-are-jews]

It’s almost Passover :)

[miss-sweetpotato]

This has no right being this funny

[koyoriin]

agent // 2

http://twitter.com/koyoriin http://patreon.com/koyorin http://instagram.com/koyori_n http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=12576068

[doesnotloveyou]

Living in a city with superheroes

[thisobscuredesireforbeauty]

“Baikal Zen”: Rocks that have fallen on the ice of Lake Baikal are heated by sunlight and emit infrared rays that melt the ice below. Once the sun is gone, the ice becomes solid again, creating a small support for the rock above.

[modmad]

scrolling down I was like “oh what a cool idea! someone skipped stones on a lake and took high speed photographs to get these pictures where it looks like the water is holding up the stone which is kinda was does happen a-oh, no. nope. it’s just Fucking Lake Baikal up to its god defying nonsense again”

[shadow-wizard-moneygang]

[meatpower]

The desire to pick up any large sticks and carry them around for no reason

[meatpower]

amazing reply

[ampervadasz]

[akanemaru]

引っぱらないで💢💢

[spatialheather]