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indie rp blog for jesse mccree. multiship & multiverse, questionably selective. anon friendly. no art here is mine, i source whenever possible. nsfw & dark themes may appear.

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{ howdy mcmun just passed out for like 2 hours i’ll be getting to starters shortly so like this if you want one & we haven’t talked already }

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rules ; prompts ; contact

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DARK/VIOLENT STARTERS

Send me a 💀 and I’ll generate a number, 1 - 111, for what my muse will say to yours. Note that some content below the cut may be triggering.

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{ jesse is either a fuckboy or a sweetheart no in between }

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send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it

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Verse page is here!

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indiana-gold replied to your post: { you ever think like “god i am way too bad to be...

u are fine. we haven’t interacted, but hi!

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{ you ever think like “god i am way too bad to be this selective” }

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do your ever get excited to see certain mutuals in your notes like yes i pleased the Friend

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{me, spectating @akareyes and @indiana-gold‘s thread: this is so canon this is so canon th—}

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rules ; prompts ; contact

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{does anyone have recommendations for any themes that don’t.. absolutely suck ass because i am struggling my dudes. i’m wanting to make a verses page and such but i’d like the layout to be decent-looking.}

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BB!Soldier76 & 185 (ver.Talon)

(Commission works)

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sentence prompts: misc

“This is your captain speaking. AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.” “That building was already on fire when I got here, I swear.” “How arrogant of you to assume I am “filled with hate” as though I were some passive container. I radiate hate. A hate generator, if you will.” “Friends that sin together win together!” “He asked me what my sign was, and I just said ‘dollar’.” “Be the bigger person. Get really buff, then just beat the shit outta them.” “So is it an actual clown or just someone dressed up as one?” “Why would you want my phone number? It’s completely useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and shake it endlessly into the night.” “Alright, let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. I’m gonna go first. I hate you.” “I don’t need friends! I’ve got guns!” “You know what they say! If you can’t win, cheat!” “Bubblewrap proves that humans strive to destroy that which they are meant to protect.” “If someone physically threatens you, scare them off by saying you have a pain kink. Works on [character name] every time.” “I was lost until I found you. Now I’m lost and on the run from the cops.” “I don’t regret the things I did, or the things I didn’t do. I mostly regret things you did.” “I don’t even know what the fuck true love even is, but I do want to hang out with you for basically the rest of my life.” “Just once I’d like to fall in love with someone who will ruin things before I do.” “Stop setting things on fire because you’re curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.” “I would pity you if I wasn’t so busy imagining you on fire.” “I feel like I want to murder someone. And also, I want soft pretzels.” “When you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or cigarettes because you can. No. You know what else is legal to buy at 18? Blades. Get yourself a damn sword. A big knife is also okay.”

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GAMcast sentence starters !

3  /  many possible triggers include: nsfw text, violence, drugs feel free to change wording and pronouns.

❝ eventually, we’re all gonna die. ❞ ❝ that whole death thing sounds super appealing right now. ❞ ❝ i’m not in a basement right now. i repeat, i’m NOT in a basement right now. ❞ ❝ tell me, how the hell did this happen ? ❞ ❝ any of you want some pie ? ❞ ❝ no, no !  i said no ! ❞ ❝ did i buy more porn ?  hmm. ❞ ❝ i will DROWN you in twitter pornography. ❞ ❝ i’m allergic to this. ❞  ❝ you need help. i can help you. ❞ ❝ go for their jaw. their jaw looks weak. ❞ ❝  well, you have to understand, i’m doodling a picture of him right now. ❞ ❝ have you ever seen someone get fucked by a machine ?  ‘cause GIRL… get ready. ❞ ❝ every war has a strategy, and sometimes, you need a machine gun. ❞ ❝ i read it in cosmo. ❞ ❝ well, i’d like to close the deal on you, if you know what i mean. ❞ ❝ have you ever tried casting a magic spell on him ? ❞ ❝ what are you hiding ? ❞ ❝ and you know what ?!  i haven’t had an orgasm from you in TWO YEARS. ❞ ❝ what the fuck did i do, man ? ❞ ❝ i’m just… gonna stay in this pool for a bit. ❞ ❝ i’m trying to sleep. i have things to do. ❞ ❝ you never let me have this ! ❞ ❝ it doesn’t matter. it’s not a conversation, it’s a monologue. so shut up. ❞ ❝ that isn’t a sport. that’s bullshit. ❞ ❝ turn off the lights. ❞ ❝ waste not, want not. if it’s salty, swallow it. ❞ ❝ go !  save yourself ! ❞ ❝ how much was stolen ? ❞ ❝ i know it just seems like you’re annoying the fuck out of them, but eventually, they’ll thank you. ❞ ❝ FINE. i’ll marry you. ❞ ❝ what did we learn ? ❞ ❝ no— no, you’re right, i’m wrong, it’s stupid. ❞ ❝ BOOOOOOOOOOOO. ❞ ❝ i don’t know. i feel like it could be aliens, or something. ❞ ❝ this looks pretty good— OOOOH NO. what happened ?! ❞

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{mun’s very comfortably stoned and wanting to plot. somebody hmu. i’ll do literally any au or plot i’m just flails about pls}

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{Me when somebody who says they’re very selective starts following me, despite the fact that I’ve been rping for years and know my way around the block by now: ?!?!?!?!?! <3 <3 <3 }