I should have been a chef.

baker/part time scientist 34 he/him bisexual

[animangascenery]

[salmon-n-hazel]

Cherry blossom

✿ Print shop: INPRNT

[thepumpkin-queenn]

[wonders-of-the-cosmos]

Waning Gibbous 61% by Valerie Liard

[theepoetspoem]

I need beach buds

[yeesiine]

a bookstore date always sounds like a good idea.

[satanlikedmymemories]

bookstore + coffee shop date where we each buy a new book and cozy up to read them together after when?

[queenoftherodeoo]

Very small percentage of your audience for which both doesn’t apply but real

[nomorechoirs]

fr. “Sorrow is Not My Name” by Ross Gay

[likmfmanee]

lmaooo type shittt

[hex-gooning]

nah Nah NAH… MORE ENTHUSIASM!!

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[angelicdewdrop]

[tmr-1992-deactivated20251026]

[janedoodlee]

being anti ai is like. everywhere there's ads for NEW! ARSENIC SMOOTHIE! THE SMOOTHIE OF THE FUTURE! And you are like "hey, uh, maybe arsenic smoothie isn't such a good idea?" but everyone around you is saying "no, it's so convenient, it saves so much time, everyone drinks it already."

Your friends drink it (but only for fun, never for important stuff). Your classmates are obsessed with it. Your teachers say students aren't allowed to have arsenic smoothies in school, then immediately take a sip of their arsenic smoothie. There's ads recommending it for pregnant women and birthday parties and pet owners and grandparents and every possible thing you can think of. You try to buy a smoothie, it's got arsenic in it. You go to a different shop, also arsenic. You go to a smoothie shop with your family and they call you dramatic when you ask if the smoothies have arsenic in them. There's children's toys that make arsenic smoothies from voice command. Why would you have a heartfelt moment with your loved ones preparing a smoothie with the fruits you grew together when you can order a box of arsenic smoothies by arsenic smoothie drone, same-hour delivery? It's so much easier, it's so much more convenient, everyone already does it, everyone in the future will drink it anyway, we have to adapt.

All the big arsenic smoothie companies are squashing the regular smoothie businesses under their boots made of cash and bones. You point out that that's kinda bad, but everyone just says the smoothie businesses have to adapt, this is the age of arsenic smoothies after all.

There's overwhelming evidence that arsenic smoothies are bad in every possible aspect, but everyone around you chooses to ignore it, because it's so much easier, it's so much more convenient, everyone already does it, everyone in the future will drink it anyway, we have to adapt.

No one will shut up about adapting.

[fibromyalgicaf]

Edited to add: Since a lot of people are reblogging this original post, I'm adding the updated version I did that incorporates the intersex circle...

I know intersex people are still getting excluded in a lot of LGBTQIA+ spaces (let alone wider society) and I think it's crucial to show this group is included in the statement that we all deserve equal rights.

[nevver]

Mission to Mars, Sebastian B (@tabacstar_)

[akindplace]

I think sometimes we focus so much on our mistakes and the things we wished we’d done differently and we end up forgetting about the good things we did. And honestly if you’re cringing at your past self then at least you have changed, and you are self-aware enough to realize you’ve made mistakes. We can’t change the past but at least we can change ourselves

[beardedmrbean]