Ok, But How Do Buttons Work?

[guywhodoesntknowhowbuttonswork]

Amish social credit is capped at 15. The abacus doesn’t go any higher

[7dmom]

Just learned we are doom d to b ruled by the strong . Working on this

[guywhodoesntknowhowbuttonswork]

Godspeed 7d. Godspeed

[guywhodoesntknowhowbuttonswork]

I will be developing a type of horse tranquilizer that works on Horse Premium™️

[guywhodoesntknowhowbuttonswork]

The eternally actualized chicken has lain a second, conspicuously different, egg.

[guywhodoesntknowhowbuttonswork]

In its continuing war on drugs, the US government has begun banning Hylomorphic substances amidst concerns that they could cause forms to become spatially located

[guywhodoesntknowhowbuttonswork]

The so called heat tolerant left when I put them in my big oven

[guywhodoesntknowhowbuttonswork]

Diogenes just bought a new top of the line barrel with an en suite bathroom

[quasi-normalcy]

Uhh, that's just toxic aristocracy. Real aristocrats protect their vassals!

[throwsahammer]

The problem is crony feudalism.

[galois-groupie]

The problem isn't theocracy, it's pontifical capture.

[andmaybegayer]

You can't let a few bad knights spoil your view of all chivalric orders

[nyantara]

good tsar bad boyars!

[cryptotheism]

You can't blame every Inquisitor for the actions of a few bad apples!

[guywhodoesntknowhowbuttonswork]

If the philosopher king only had more power he’d be able to make the city good!

[3000s]

i didnt realize ice mummy was a term i thought strong as fuck ice mummy was a normal mummy with ice powers

[3000s]

i was high when i posted this but now i think theres nuance and we need to consider that the mummy may still have ice powers as well

[guywhodoesntknowhowbuttonswork]

An alchemical enhancement no doubt

[charl0ttan]

exercising a healthy level of skepticism at the club

[charl0ttan]

cross-referencing the drop with other sources

[charl0ttan]

dj credible argument is here to raise the roof with some peer-reviewed beats

[guywhodoesntknowhowbuttonswork]

Dancing with a certified fact checker from the AP

[guywhodoesntknowhowbuttonswork]

Soulja Boy has escaped Plato’s cave.

WARNING: he will soon begin grasping intelligible goods

[guywhodoesntknowhowbuttonswork]

My sword dance left the audience (the man trying to steal my pocketbook) with many mysterious lacerations.

[guywhodoesntknowhowbuttonswork]

I filed for moral bankruptcy and the repo man took my nefarious device.

[whumpster-fire]

I'm not trying to be anti-shark or anything here, but I have to point out that almost 90% of vending machine fatalities are caused by "knife, dispensed toward customer's femoral artery at high velocity" and "pre-lit stick of dynamite" machines, and if you exclude those then vending machines do actually kill substantially fewer people than sharks.

[guywhodoesntknowhowbuttonswork]

Most shark casualties are actually caused by sharks who’ve been inculcated with the joker’s goon juice, so those too should be removed from the data set. After proper clearing, it looks like there are actually no deaths from either, so we must be doing good work here!

[guywhodoesntknowhowbuttonswork]

Socrates in the octagon: “PHILOSOPHY IS THE ART OF DYING… HOW ABOUT I TEACH YOU!!!”

[metaphoricalink]

I always carry a copy of the Magna Carta in my pocket just in case someone tries to impose scutage on me without common counsel

[guywhodoesntknowhowbuttonswork]

My fucking scutage!!!!!!

[pukicho]

boil twelve grapes call that twlev boilde grapes

They would call it that