Gwendolyn Poole

I like to think im pretty cool!

[gwenpool-bbg]

Gwenpools blog (⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♡

(this is all based off the The Unbelievable GwenPool comic series! i got the lore from this fandom wiki! i still mention things and people from the other comics thooo!!)

ground rules!

please don't be a freak in ask's! (no nsfw-- i'm a MINOORRR!! like out of character ahaa..)

if you think you shouldn't ask it, don't ask it...

be respectful! i totally understand being a silly mean in character, but don't be an ass!

ion' like bullies. don't be no bully.

you may be asking, "who are you!? deadpool variant?..."

...no..I'm NAUGHT a deadpool variant! I come from your world, i used to watch all the same marvel movies you did! i had (and honestly still do, omigosh!) but, i was transported to the marvel universe.

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friends of mine!

@mrspideyguy

@therealgroot

@feliciaa-hardyy

(shoot me and ask or dm if you wanna be tagged here)

[gwenpool-bbg]

I bet Robin can take you out in a single move.

Oh yeah? Well, uhm. I'd...take him out of the comic panel. Or something. I don't know. But I would be the one taking him out in a single move. Cause I'm awesome.

[baby-dickiebird]

:(

[gwenpool-bbg]

Oh nooo.... Im-Im sorry buddy I didn't mean it! You can stab me if it makes you feel any better!

[baby-dickiebird]

I can!?

*Innocently holds a birdarang*

[gwenpool-bbg]

Uhm, yeah! Go for it!

[gwenpool-bbg]

should i have heard of you yet?

- @midnightmissionofficial

Uhm. Yeah. You freaking should have. I'm awesome and stuff.

She spoke in a unsure tone, pausing between words

[midnightmissionofficial]

interesting.

he held out his gloved hand for her to shake.

i figure you aren’t the loudmouth merc’s most eccentric copy-cat. you’re something more, right?

[gwenpool-bbg]

She would shake their hand eccentrically, rolling her eyes at the mention of Wade

Oh, no, I hate that guy. Sometimes. But, yeah, I'm better than him. Way better.

[midnightmissionofficial]

i’ll keep that in mind. what’s your line of work? vigilantism, i assume?

he withdrew his hand.

[gwenpool-bbg]

If you wanna call mercenary work vigilantism, sure!

[gwenpool-bbg]

👋

👋🩷

[gwenpool-bbg]

Do you still want pants with your outfit or have you grown to like the look?

Actually, I've grown to like it a lot. I think it's cute and awesome.

[gwenpool-bbg]

For the record, I think you could beat a Robin, actually. Not kill, but who would want that anyway? Unless it's Jason I guess, a lotta people wanted him dead that 1 time.

Why thank you! I wouldn't mind killing Jason, but another part of me would. Cause this is my accurate depiction of how I feel about Jason:

[gwenpool-bbg]

I bet Robin can take you out in a single move.

Oh yeah? Well, uhm. I'd...take him out of the comic panel. Or something. I don't know. But I would be the one taking him out in a single move. Cause I'm awesome.

[baby-dickiebird]

:(

[gwenpool-bbg]

Oh nooo.... Im-Im sorry buddy I didn't mean it! You can stab me if it makes you feel any better!

[therealgroot]

are you groot

I am groot.

[gwenpool-bbg]

“Wow your life is living irony isn’t it gwenny! Can I call you that?” @deadpool-askblog

In all reality, I guess it really is!

Don't call me Gwenny. You NARC.

[deadpool-askblog]

“Alright Gwenny! No need to get so riled up buttercup! And you should really be nicer when you’re outfit and name both are kind of inspired by me babe!” His annoying voice chirps

[gwenpool-bbg]

You're literally the worst. You cannot be talking about being 'nice' when you came out of Satan's asshole! YOU- YOU NARC!!

[deadpool-askblog]

“Aww that’s just mean! Wanna stab it out? I’ll let ya stab me! I can take it! Also I think I’d know if I came out of Satans asshole. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen it before!”

[gwenpool-bbg]

You're tempting me, Wade! I would love to stab you, I wake up in the mornings and I think "wow I could really stab Wade just about now" YES! I WANT TO STAB YOU! But you'd still be very alive, so I feel like my efforts would be for nothing. Makes me shed a tear.

I wouldn't be very surprised if you had seen Logan's asshole, but it's okay. It's pride month. Be who you aarrreee, for your prideeee!!!

[deadpool-askblog]

“Oh I wish I’d seen it! He is hot! But come on just because I can’t die doesn’t mean you shouldn’t give it a go!”

[gwenpool-bbg]

Of course you would say that-- He is hot, But you know what? Maybe I will give it go-- you could be my stress reliever! Stab your eyeballs out or something! Or maybe-- I'll pull your head off your spine!

[deadpool-askblog]

“Well that’s going a bit far. But I mean if that’s what you’re into.” He raised his brows up and down, a smirk under his mask, he took absolutely nothing seriously.

[gwenpool-bbg]

Your- You're so WEIRD!! UUGGHHH!!

She rolled her eyes at his gesture, falling to the floor dramatically.

[deadpool-askblog]

“Interesting… is this like.. your secret move? Tantrum? Doesn’t seem effective in all honesty, I would know! I’m the champion of whining!”

[gwenpool-bbg]

She would glare back at wade, a look of disgust showing through the eyes of her mask. She jumped up off the floor

Oh we know- We know buddy... Theres never a moment where your not WHINING or being an absolute moron. You know Wade-- actually-- I've never met one person who isn't annoyed by you in some way. At least people actually WANT to put up with me-- like, I totally acknowledge that I'm a chore to put up with, but people WILLING put up with me! Nobody WILLING puts up with you! Maybe other than your wolvie-poo-pookie-bear. Oh, to be two old crippling men in love.

[deadpool-askblog]

“Actually… I have a lot of friends who love my company. I think you’re just jealous- though… those low blows hurt me!” He dramatically clutched his chest

[gwenpool-bbg]

Me? Jealous? Of...you? That's really funny, Wade. If I had a penny for all the friends I have, I'd have more 15. Which is, heh, kindaaa....a lot.

She would whip her hidden hair with a smirk

[deadpool-askblog]

“News flash! More doesn’t mean better, unless you’re talking about hot chicks and hot dudes… anyway- with friends that makes it more likely most of them are fake as fuck! Just the way the wind blows Gwenny!”

[gwenpool-bbg]

Dude-- DUDE! Don't say that about my friends! They're literally so awesome, they would never be fake! They're awesome and cool! Some of them are hot chicks and hot dudes! Take Hobie for example-- people call him hot all the time--

You can stop calling me Gwenny now-- I'll get THE Tony Stark on you or something!

[deadpool-askblog]

“Of course, because you can get in contact with THE Tony Stark, but I can’t? I’m calling your bluff!”

[gwenpool-bbg]

Yes I CAN!!! Me and him are basically best friends. I say that because he took care of Jeff, but still!

[therealgroot]

I am groot?

I am groot.

[gwenpool-bbg]

“Wow your life is living irony isn’t it gwenny! Can I call you that?” @deadpool-askblog

In all reality, I guess it really is!

Don't call me Gwenny. You NARC.

[deadpool-askblog]

“Alright Gwenny! No need to get so riled up buttercup! And you should really be nicer when you’re outfit and name both are kind of inspired by me babe!” His annoying voice chirps

[gwenpool-bbg]

You're literally the worst. You cannot be talking about being 'nice' when you came out of Satan's asshole! YOU- YOU NARC!!

[deadpool-askblog]

“Aww that’s just mean! Wanna stab it out? I’ll let ya stab me! I can take it! Also I think I’d know if I came out of Satans asshole. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen it before!”

[gwenpool-bbg]

You're tempting me, Wade! I would love to stab you, I wake up in the mornings and I think "wow I could really stab Wade just about now" YES! I WANT TO STAB YOU! But you'd still be very alive, so I feel like my efforts would be for nothing. Makes me shed a tear.

I wouldn't be very surprised if you had seen Logan's asshole, but it's okay. It's pride month. Be who you aarrreee, for your prideeee!!!

[deadpool-askblog]

“Oh I wish I’d seen it! He is hot! But come on just because I can’t die doesn’t mean you shouldn’t give it a go!”

[gwenpool-bbg]

Of course you would say that-- He is hot, But you know what? Maybe I will give it go-- you could be my stress reliever! Stab your eyeballs out or something! Or maybe-- I'll pull your head off your spine!

[deadpool-askblog]

“Well that’s going a bit far. But I mean if that’s what you’re into.” He raised his brows up and down, a smirk under his mask, he took absolutely nothing seriously.

[gwenpool-bbg]

Your- You're so WEIRD!! UUGGHHH!!

She rolled her eyes at his gesture, falling to the floor dramatically.

[deadpool-askblog]

“Interesting… is this like.. your secret move? Tantrum? Doesn’t seem effective in all honesty, I would know! I’m the champion of whining!”

[gwenpool-bbg]

She would glare back at wade, a look of disgust showing through the eyes of her mask. She jumped up off the floor

Oh we know- We know buddy... Theres never a moment where your not WHINING or being an absolute moron. You know Wade-- actually-- I've never met one person who isn't annoyed by you in some way. At least people actually WANT to put up with me-- like, I totally acknowledge that I'm a chore to put up with, but people WILLING put up with me! Nobody WILLING puts up with you! Maybe other than your wolvie-poo-pookie-bear. Oh, to be two old crippling men in love.

[deadpool-askblog]

“Actually… I have a lot of friends who love my company. I think you’re just jealous- though… those low blows hurt me!” He dramatically clutched his chest

[gwenpool-bbg]

Me? Jealous? Of...you? That's really funny, Wade. If I had a penny for all the friends I have, I'd have more 15. Which is, heh, kindaaa....a lot.

She would whip her hidden hair with a smirk

[deadpool-askblog]

“News flash! More doesn’t mean better, unless you’re talking about hot chicks and hot dudes… anyway- with friends that makes it more likely most of them are fake as fuck! Just the way the wind blows Gwenny!”

[gwenpool-bbg]

Dude-- DUDE! Don't say that about my friends! They're literally so awesome, they would never be fake! They're awesome and cool! Some of them are hot chicks and hot dudes! Take Hobie for example-- people call him hot all the time--

You can stop calling me Gwenny now-- I'll get THE Tony Stark on you or something!

[gwenpool-bbg]

Me?!

-@gwenpooleofish

Eheh hi....👉👈

[gwenpooleofish]

Weeeeeeird… and this time I didn’t even drag you out of other panels, you’re just here. Or I’m just here… no, you’re just here, my mun checked for other active gwenpool blogs when they started this blog so you’re definitely the one who traveled here.

[gwenpool-bbg]

I couldn't really tell you how I got here cause I frankly don't know! But it's okay, I like being here with you, you seem cool!

[gwenpooleofish]

I’m not yet convinced you’re not an evil clone of me but I bet if there was a clone of me that’d she’d be pretty reasonable and cool so I’ll trust you for now.

[gwenpool-bbg]

Oh hooray!!!

She would jump for joy

[gwenpool-bbg]

“Wow your life is living irony isn’t it gwenny! Can I call you that?” @deadpool-askblog

In all reality, I guess it really is!

Don't call me Gwenny. You NARC.

[deadpool-askblog]

“Alright Gwenny! No need to get so riled up buttercup! And you should really be nicer when you’re outfit and name both are kind of inspired by me babe!” His annoying voice chirps

[gwenpool-bbg]

You're literally the worst. You cannot be talking about being 'nice' when you came out of Satan's asshole! YOU- YOU NARC!!

[deadpool-askblog]

“Aww that’s just mean! Wanna stab it out? I’ll let ya stab me! I can take it! Also I think I’d know if I came out of Satans asshole. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen it before!”

[gwenpool-bbg]

You're tempting me, Wade! I would love to stab you, I wake up in the mornings and I think "wow I could really stab Wade just about now" YES! I WANT TO STAB YOU! But you'd still be very alive, so I feel like my efforts would be for nothing. Makes me shed a tear.

I wouldn't be very surprised if you had seen Logan's asshole, but it's okay. It's pride month. Be who you aarrreee, for your prideeee!!!

[deadpool-askblog]

“Oh I wish I’d seen it! He is hot! But come on just because I can’t die doesn’t mean you shouldn’t give it a go!”

[gwenpool-bbg]

Of course you would say that-- He is hot, But you know what? Maybe I will give it go-- you could be my stress reliever! Stab your eyeballs out or something! Or maybe-- I'll pull your head off your spine!

[deadpool-askblog]

“Well that’s going a bit far. But I mean if that’s what you’re into.” He raised his brows up and down, a smirk under his mask, he took absolutely nothing seriously.

[gwenpool-bbg]

Your- You're so WEIRD!! UUGGHHH!!

She rolled her eyes at his gesture, falling to the floor dramatically.

[deadpool-askblog]

“Interesting… is this like.. your secret move? Tantrum? Doesn’t seem effective in all honesty, I would know! I’m the champion of whining!”

[gwenpool-bbg]

She would glare back at wade, a look of disgust showing through the eyes of her mask. She jumped up off the floor

Oh we know- We know buddy... Theres never a moment where your not WHINING or being an absolute moron. You know Wade-- actually-- I've never met one person who isn't annoyed by you in some way. At least people actually WANT to put up with me-- like, I totally acknowledge that I'm a chore to put up with, but people WILLING put up with me! Nobody WILLING puts up with you! Maybe other than your wolvie-poo-pookie-bear. Oh, to be two old crippling men in love.

[deadpool-askblog]

“Actually… I have a lot of friends who love my company. I think you’re just jealous- though… those low blows hurt me!” He dramatically clutched his chest

[gwenpool-bbg]

Me? Jealous? Of...you? That's really funny, Wade. If I had a penny for all the friends I have, I'd have more 15. Which is, heh, kindaaa....a lot.

She would whip her hidden hair with a smirk

[gwenpool-bbg]

Me?!

-@gwenpooleofish

Eheh hi....👉👈

[gwenpooleofish]

Weeeeeeird… and this time I didn’t even drag you out of other panels, you’re just here. Or I’m just here… no, you’re just here, my mun checked for other active gwenpool blogs when they started this blog so you’re definitely the one who traveled here.

[gwenpool-bbg]

I couldn't really tell you how I got here cause I frankly don't know! But it's okay, I like being here with you, you seem cool!

[gwenpool-bbg]

“Wow your life is living irony isn’t it gwenny! Can I call you that?” @deadpool-askblog

In all reality, I guess it really is!

Don't call me Gwenny. You NARC.

[deadpool-askblog]

“Alright Gwenny! No need to get so riled up buttercup! And you should really be nicer when you’re outfit and name both are kind of inspired by me babe!” His annoying voice chirps

[gwenpool-bbg]

You're literally the worst. You cannot be talking about being 'nice' when you came out of Satan's asshole! YOU- YOU NARC!!

[deadpool-askblog]

“Aww that’s just mean! Wanna stab it out? I’ll let ya stab me! I can take it! Also I think I’d know if I came out of Satans asshole. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen it before!”

[gwenpool-bbg]

You're tempting me, Wade! I would love to stab you, I wake up in the mornings and I think "wow I could really stab Wade just about now" YES! I WANT TO STAB YOU! But you'd still be very alive, so I feel like my efforts would be for nothing. Makes me shed a tear.

I wouldn't be very surprised if you had seen Logan's asshole, but it's okay. It's pride month. Be who you aarrreee, for your prideeee!!!

[deadpool-askblog]

“Oh I wish I’d seen it! He is hot! But come on just because I can’t die doesn’t mean you shouldn’t give it a go!”

[gwenpool-bbg]

Of course you would say that-- He is hot, But you know what? Maybe I will give it go-- you could be my stress reliever! Stab your eyeballs out or something! Or maybe-- I'll pull your head off your spine!

[deadpool-askblog]

“Well that’s going a bit far. But I mean if that’s what you’re into.” He raised his brows up and down, a smirk under his mask, he took absolutely nothing seriously.

[gwenpool-bbg]

Your- You're so WEIRD!! UUGGHHH!!

She rolled her eyes at his gesture, falling to the floor dramatically.

[deadpool-askblog]

“Interesting… is this like.. your secret move? Tantrum? Doesn’t seem effective in all honesty, I would know! I’m the champion of whining!”

[gwenpool-bbg]

She would glare back at wade, a look of disgust showing through the eyes of her mask. She jumped up off the floor

Oh we know- We know buddy... Theres never a moment where your not WHINING or being an absolute moron. You know Wade-- actually-- I've never met one person who isn't annoyed by you in some way. At least people actually WANT to put up with me-- like, I totally acknowledge that I'm a chore to put up with, but people WILLING put up with me! Nobody WILLING puts up with you! Maybe other than your wolvie-poo-pookie-bear. Oh, to be two old crippling men in love.

[gwenpool-bbg]

“Wow your life is living irony isn’t it gwenny! Can I call you that?” @deadpool-askblog

In all reality, I guess it really is!

Don't call me Gwenny. You NARC.

[deadpool-askblog]

“Alright Gwenny! No need to get so riled up buttercup! And you should really be nicer when you’re outfit and name both are kind of inspired by me babe!” His annoying voice chirps

[gwenpool-bbg]

You're literally the worst. You cannot be talking about being 'nice' when you came out of Satan's asshole! YOU- YOU NARC!!

[deadpool-askblog]

“Aww that’s just mean! Wanna stab it out? I’ll let ya stab me! I can take it! Also I think I’d know if I came out of Satans asshole. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen it before!”

[gwenpool-bbg]

You're tempting me, Wade! I would love to stab you, I wake up in the mornings and I think "wow I could really stab Wade just about now" YES! I WANT TO STAB YOU! But you'd still be very alive, so I feel like my efforts would be for nothing. Makes me shed a tear.

I wouldn't be very surprised if you had seen Logan's asshole, but it's okay. It's pride month. Be who you aarrreee, for your prideeee!!!

[deadpool-askblog]

“Oh I wish I’d seen it! He is hot! But come on just because I can’t die doesn’t mean you shouldn’t give it a go!”

[gwenpool-bbg]

Of course you would say that-- He is hot, But you know what? Maybe I will give it go-- you could be my stress reliever! Stab your eyeballs out or something! Or maybe-- I'll pull your head off your spine!

[deadpool-askblog]

“Well that’s going a bit far. But I mean if that’s what you’re into.” He raised his brows up and down, a smirk under his mask, he took absolutely nothing seriously.

[gwenpool-bbg]

Your- You're so WEIRD!! UUGGHHH!!

She rolled her eyes at his gesture, falling to the floor dramatically.

[gwenpool-bbg]

should i have heard of you yet?

- @midnightmissionofficial

Uhm. Yeah. You freaking should have. I'm awesome and stuff.

She spoke in a unsure tone, pausing between words

[midnightmissionofficial]

interesting.

he held out his gloved hand for her to shake.

i figure you aren’t the loudmouth merc’s most eccentric copy-cat. you’re something more, right?

[gwenpool-bbg]

She would shake their hand eccentrically, rolling her eyes at the mention of Wade

Oh, no, I hate that guy. Sometimes. But, yeah, I'm better than him. Way better.