gwen!

gwendolyn poole, aka gwenpool: weapons expert who seems to somehow know everything about everyone ( including secret identites of heroes and villains ) && insists that the world is a comic book. mysterious as she is excitable. knows all the secrets of marvel universe. unclear superpowers. .... possibly crazy? total wild card. but an actual legit hero. ish. EARTH-TRN565.

[gwenpooling]

mcrganstarks​:

“I’m not sure whether to joke along with you or be mad. Or cry.”

“let it out, let it out. it helps.” gwen was solemn.

[gwenpooling]

moondouglas​:

Heather stared at the hand that was being offered for a high-five, decidedly ignoring it as she tilted her head at the blonde, almost as if trying to get a read on her. “There’s quite a bit going on in that head of yours.”

“oookay.” gwen dropped her hand. “right back at ya, heather. or are you kamaria right now? you’re so interesting and i love that you have a wife who’s a badass.” 

[gwenpooling]

hardycat​:

“Good. Thought for a minute there I hit my head a little too hard and was seeing multiples.”

“nope. that must be pretty confusing for you. how do you pick which spider-man to have sexual tension with?”

[gwenpooling]

bcrtonhawk​:

“Not sure if celebrating is the right move right now.”

“i’ve always wanted to survive a multiversal cataclysmic event. this is awesome.” 

[gwenpooling]

xmoonsilk​:

“So far there’s only like… four Spider-Men that I’ve counted. And another Spider-Lady.”

“are you counting the clones? aka, jess, ben and kaine?”

[gwenpooling]

medusaliiths​:

“I don’t know if that really justifies a high five.”

“i mean, i thought that it did.”

[gwenpooling]

destroyrofworlds​:

“So this is all amusing to you, then?”

“the dead people coming back and the billion spider-man are, yeah.”

[gwenpooling]

“a hundred spider-men and lots of dead people being alive. high-five!”

[gwenpooling]

summrs​:

“Unless you want to meet your maker, I suggest you move.”

“big guy!” gwen jumped up and down. “man, i’m so conflicted. little you was such a party but the viewers think you’re daddy, soooo. it’s a lose-lose here.”

[gwenpooling]

druiigs​:

“it wasn’t a cult, alright? it was - more of a, uh - a commune.”

“people are so into you. it’s weird. plot twist!”

[gwenpooling]

blackniight​:

“you see, history is much more fascinating than you’d expect it to be.”

“where’s your sword?”

[gwenpooling]

xironxmanx​:

“Nope, stop right there. Before you say anything— this is just as confusing for me as it is for you. Scratch that— this is way more confusing for me. So just- don’t say anything stupid, alright?”

“wow, i love the complete disregard of canon here. it’s the best.”

[gwenpooling]

“That event strayed like suuuuper far from canon but Pleasant Hill was fun. Hopefully someone dies next time.”

[gwenpooling]

scientistsuprcme​:

“I don’t know if I should be more irritated that S.H.I.E.L.D. imprisoned A.I.M. property or mad that I didn’t come up with it first. It’s infuriatingly genius.”

“Rappy! You haven’t seen M.O.D.O.K., have you? Not because I want to see him. I actually don’t want to see him. He sucks. And his head is big.”

[gwenpooling]

destroyrofworlds​:

Daisy was getting herself ready to leave, despite the very stern warning to stay put. The concussion and other injuries from the aftermath of Pleasant Hill were pretty apparent as she blinked hard and turned towards the noise from the other side of the makeshift infirmary. “For the last time, I don’t care what Hill says. I’m not staying and I’m not going to get a psych eval either. I’m fine.” Okay, so maybe that was an understatement. But she wasn’t ready to unpack having to watch her father get restrained and sent to the Raft quite yet.

There wasn’t any real reason for her to be there other than the fact that something big had gone down and Gwen liked to bring popcorns to big showdowns. The only problem? She missed the whole shebang. Peeling apart a tiny sliver to pull herself through, bare legs dangled for a moment before Gwen dropped fully into view. “Geez, you get hurt a lot. Maybe we get you a big ol’ bandaid to wrap you up in. Like a mummy!”

[gwenpooling]

rgocking​:

“I’ve never been so thankful for opposable thumbs.”

“Sometimes you can swap thumbs for toes. Just for future reference.” 

[gwenpooling]

xmoonsilk​:

“Ya know, It’s sad that it got to that point. But honestly I’m just glad I didn’t get turned into a spider. Or a porcupine.”

“Idk, man. It would be pretty freakin’ cool to turn into a pool. Unless someone peed in it. Yick.”