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Hey it’s everyone in the world and I just wanna say you know we wouldn’t mind if sweet tooth 5 came out before everything else you planned no shade just love
Hahaha I am writing them both rn so sweet tooth chap 5 may come out sooner! It’s just a game of which has the best and most complete storyline/ideas first😗
The bravery of writing mid mercury retrograde
Warnings: somnophilia, dub con, non con? (you don’t know who’s actually between your thighs), nsfw🔞 (megumi is aged up to 19) this is a long one~
dating a man in his early fourties’ who has a nineteen year old son can be difficult, being that you’re in your early twenties and closer to megumi’s age than his dad. but when toji wakes you up with his head between your thighs, you think maybe it’s not so bad.
you can feel his shaky, deep, hot breath fan against your bare pussy, he likely yanked your panties to the side before you woke. but oddly, he’s not even touching you or licking at you. he’s simply lying between your legs with his two flat palms pressed softly into your inner thighs to keep them open, you blink your tired eyes open at the buldge of his head under the blanket with confusion.
“baby? what are you— ” you question tiredly, cutting yourself off with a soft gasp when you feel a single finger press against your nub. he doesn’t even swipe it or circle it, he just presses down on it like a button.
your brows furrow a bit and you grip the blanket to see what he’s doing but before you can lift it, his finger starts to circle your clit agonizingly slow causing you to let go of the blanket and breathe deeply in soft pleasure, eyes closing and brows raising slowly
“mmm— so gentle” you coo at him with a slight teasing to your tone, grinding your hips into his finger which seems to motivate him to add another to swipe slowly against your throbbing nub. toji’s never so gentle, usually ravishing you with his tongue or slamming you against his fingers or cock. not to mention, he’s being so quiet, normally he’d be teasing you by now
“why are you being so quiet— f-fuck!” as if he’s intentionally cutting you off, he quickly presses his flat tongue over your clit in place of his fingers. but he doesn’t move it, he simply adds pressure. you feel so pent up, likely because he’s been toying with you long before you awoke, that the soft natural shake of his tongue is driving you crazy
“stop teasing me, toji,” you whine pathetically, still half asleep, attempting to grind your hips against his tongue. but you don’t get far because he wraps his arms around your thighs and holds you down with such strength that it hurts
you sit up with a hiss, leaning on your elbows and adjusting your hips as much as he allows, to get more comfortable
his unmoving tongue begins to make slow basic licks up against your clit, ignoring your attempt to adjust your position. it seems like he’s not using any technique, like he’s just gliding his tongue over the entirety of your clit instead of targeting the underside of it or the side. it works to stimulate every nerve within your little bundle softly, and gently.
“s-shit— that feels really good,” you coo between deep breaths, head tilting back and hands gripping the sheets. little moans start to escape your throat, your legs beginning to subtly shake in need. it’s like he’s teasing you intentionally, that or he doesn’t know what he’s doing. but forty-one year old toji is experienced to say the least so it can’t be the latter.
you whine after minutes of this taunting, wanting more. “toji, baby, this is sweet and all but i need more.”
and as if punishing you, he nips at your clit, causing you to jolt and squeak in surprise. it’s as if he’s silently saying, ‘you’ll take what i give you.’
you pout and whine dramatically in protest, but that quickly turns into a confused tilt to your head, eyes peeking open at the bulge of his head when he pulls his tongue away and uses one hand to spread your lips apart. you wait for some kind of touch, his tongue or his fingers but it doesn’t come. it’s as if he’s analyzing your pussy, he’s most definitely just looking at it because he’s not even stimulating you now.
you’ve only ever been insecure with toji when you first started getting intimate, but that quickly changed as toji praised your body relentlessly the entirety of your first time together. but now, heat arises on your cheeks as he just stares at your throbbing pussy. it definitely doesn’t help that you can’t even see his expression or know why he’s doing this
“what’s gotten into you, toji? quit it,” you whine, reaching to pull the blanket up once again but before you can, he harshly takes hold of your wrist with the hand connected to the arm wrapped around your thigh and holds it against your lower belly as to stop you from moving. it’s so dark that you can barely see his hand around your wrist
you tsk, pouty and irritated as he continues to stare. before you can say something else, he suddenly closes your pussy lips until they touch each other with the same fingers that were holding them apart. you gasp softly in surprise, only becoming more confused when he opens your lips again, it feels weirdly good and extremely teasing. he continues to slowly repeat the motion a few times over, and you can’t help but feel awkward and embarrassed as your squelching fills the room. it’s like he’s curious how pussy folds and lips work. you aren’t sure if this is due to his age, maybe something guys of his time used to do? but it confuses you
“toji, i swear to god,” you groan at him, impatiently. and it’s like he just doesn’t care because even though he stops opening and closing your pussy like an accordion, he starts to brush his fingers through your small patch of hair above your pussy instead. he does it like he’s brushing his fingers through the hair on your head. and it’s just too weird to feel pleasing. toji had told you he liked when you grew out a lil patch for him because when he sheathes his cock completely inside, your pubes combine and he thinks it’s romantic. you don’t question it, he’s an older man after all, there’s a lot of things he prefers that you don’t quite understand.
you pull against his grip on your wrist frustratedly and when he doesn’t relent, grip instead becoming harsher, you use your free hand to reach under the blanket in attempt to grip his hair and push his head down to -get to work, so to speak.
frankly, you’re exhausted, it’s gotta be something like one or two am and you had a long day yesterday. it seems like he just woke you up to toy with you and you genuinely have no idea how he has the energy to pull this shit when he’s been working his ass off at work recently. you guys hadn’t even had the chance to fuck the last few days.
just when your fingers feel the tips of his hair, his hand that was brushing through your pubes snaps up and brings it down to join your other hand in prison. it happens so fast that you feel like you have whiplash. he transfers both of your wrists to one hand, his one hand being large enough to encase both. he uses his now free hand to keep your thigh open for him.
“so mean,” you whine loudly, “you know i like to touch you.” you grumble, pulling sharply against his hand holding your wrists in resistance. it’s not unusual for toji to be controlling or demanding in a ‘mean’ way but he’s never kept you from touching him, especially when he’s between your thighs. and though your intention was to push his face into your folds, it’s not like you don’t wish to simply touch him too.
then, you feel a cool breeze of air blow against your wet folds, causing you to shiver and hiss in mild relief. your chasm clenches and your nub twitches from the stimulus and after a moment of seemingly watching your pussy react, he does it again.
now, you’ve never growled in your life and why would you? but you find your fed-up self growling in annoyance. your growling threat does make him move on, but not to what you need. you gasp as he uses two fingers to pull the hood of your clit back to expose your sensitive nub.
embarrassment is bursting at the seams but not as much as confusion is. and just when you’re about to say fuck this and utter your safe word so you can finally go to sleep, he lays his tongue against your exposed clit. it feels as though electricity shoots through your body. a shockingly loud whimper strangles out of your throat and your eyes clench shut when he starts to kitten lick it.
“w-what the fu- what are you doing- too much!” you shout at him, head tossing back and forth with eyes clenched shut as your toes curl. it hurts just as much as it feels euphoric, half of you wants him to stop and half hopes to god he doesn’t. your thighs close and open around his head sporadically in futile attempt to cope. if you weren’t in such a distraught state, maybe you’d have noticed how his hair feels a bit different on your thighs, shorter layers on the top that are sticking out in all different kinds of directions.
after he seems to have his fill of torturing you, he lets go of your hood and allows it to cover your exposed nerve again. you sigh deeply in relief, taking deep breaths and relax your clenching eyes into gently closed, relaxed ones. you throb painfully as arousal leaks from your hole, trials down your ass, and pools on the sheets— it’s as if your pussy is crying and if it could cry, it would be.
then, after just a breath of a break, you feel one of his fingers make contact with the lowest part of your pussy. your brows twitch in confusion as he attempts to push it inside, quickly realizing your chasm curves up a bit when his fingertip push against your bottom wall as your other walls cling to him
he twists that finger into you slowly and awkwardly, opening you up and working you open as the room fills with gasps and wet mushing sounds
but even though you’re moderately wet, it still stings when he tries to add another finger before even getting the first one in all the way. you hiss, hips attempting to jolt away from his insertion.
“ngh—hurts,” you whine, hinting to stimulate your clit while he fucks his fingers into you to ease you into the intrusion but instead, he freezes. a beat passes as you await his next move. but he doesn’t do anything.
it’s not the craziest idea that toji is just teasing you intentionally but something feels off. but you’re so tired and he’s been taunting you this entire time, so you help him.
“your tongue, wan’ your tongue,” you coo at him, impatiently. instantly, he takes your advice.
but you aren’t prepared for the speed he fucks his fingers into you when he finally starts sloppily making out with your clit. you practically scream at his force, back arching off of the bed, it’s not harder than he’s ever fingered you but its definitely faster. and it’s odd because the way he’s finger fucking you is so sloppy, no direction and no technique. it reminds you of your high school boyfriend when he finally got his fingers in you, toji can be so impatient sometimes. you assume he’s just fingering you to prep you for his cock and not for your pleasure.
so when one of his jabs push against your top wall where your sweet spot is, you moan loudly.
“there! right there! please!” you beg, whining and legs now shaking something violent.
you can’t help but babble ‘thank you’s’ over and over like a prayer when he listens, immediately focusing on your g-spot.
you get so loud that you start to bite harshly on your bottom lip in attempt to stay quiet.
“m-megumi! he’s sleeping, can’t stay quiet— s-slow down!” you slur out, eyes rolled back and thighs basically crushing his head with force. the morning breakfast with megumi after an intimate night with toji is always awkward to say the least. he’s kind enough to act as though he didn’t hear anything but you know he did
and for the first time all night, he moans against your pussy from your words. you can barely hear it over your desperate moans and squelching. the only reason you know he did is because the vibrations of it rip through you.
your high sneaks up on you so harshly and quickly that you feel as though you black out for more than a few moments as tears fall from your eyes.
“c-cumming!” is all you can grit out, and it’s not like you had to tell him that, he can feel your pussy tighten around his fingers like a vice. somehow you’re not so out of it as to not notice the stutter in his movements, the way the bed creaks where he lies on his stomach, and how he pathetically groans louder than ever. you’re not an idiot, he just came in his pants.
and maybe it’s the fact that he jizzed his pants from just eating you out, his sounds, the abuse of your g-spot, or the painfully annoying teasing he conflicted on you leading to this but you cum harder than you have in weeks. your orgasm lasts minutes and you see fucking white.
as you come down, you whimper as you grind your hips against his face. he catches onto what you’re doing and sticks his tongue out eagerly, slipping his fingers from your sticky, slippery hole to allow you to focus on his tongue.
“oh baby, you’ve gotta start teasing me more often. that was— fucking amazing,” you praise, catching your breath and slowing your grinding. even though it was a little too slow sometimes, it was nice to feel toji being so gentle and taking his time with you for once.
he again, stays quiet to your dismay but he collects the cum escaping your chasm with his eager tongue, making you whimper in overstimulation.
“jesus. you really missed me, huh?” you breathe out deeply in relief and he pecks your clit one last time in affection, as if silently saying ‘your welcome,’ before letting go of your bruised wrists and readjusting your panties to cover you again.
and though it’s a bit odd that he’s been so silent tonight, when his silhouette crawls out of under the blanket and slips out of the dark room, you think nothing of it. toji’s always getting up to get water or a snack after you fuck. “hurry up— wan’ cuddle” you slur out, groggily as your heavy eyes fall closed
you’re so tired from the day before that you allow yourself to close your eyes and drift to sleep, the post orgasm relaxation taking over. toji will wake you up if he wants to fuck or cuddle when he comes back, you assume he will so it’s no big deal
waking up the next morning, you turn on your side and cuddle into toji’s bulky body lying beside you, nuzzling your head into his chest before opening your eyes to look up at him.
“wow~ goodmorning, little one. what did i do to earn such a cute greeting this morning?” toji’s deep voice inquires as he wraps an arm around you and squeezes the fat of your ass, he’s likely been awake for a few minutes before you.
“can’t a girl just be happy to wake up next to her sexy boyfriend for no reason?” you tease with a playful smile, big doe eyes gazing up at him, subtly grinding your panty-clad pussy into his thigh. the gusset of your panties are still a bit damp from having not changed out of them last night
he smirks down at you and lays a long kiss onto your lips, humming into you before parting and peppering your neck with kisses that make you giggle as he holds you deep into himself.
“how lucky am i? you still find this old man attractive, sweetheart?” he mumbles into your neck and you giggle.
“i don’t know.. you’re getting a bit slow these days, old man.” you tease, biting your lip as you smile up at him playfully.
you squeak when he flips you over and pins you down by your wrists. he leans into your ear and nibbles on it. “careful, this old man is getting real close to fucking that attitude right out of you, girl.”
you nudge the side of your head against his affectionately and hum, seductively. “oh yeah? you all talk or are you actually gonna do it?” you wrap your legs around his hips and lift yours to grind against his hardening cock through his sweatpants.
he chuckles and pulls away from your ear to look you in the eye, gaze flickering down at your unrelenting hips with a clench to his jaw. “fuckk, i wish i could baby.”
and immediately you whine, a pout forming on your lips. “noo, again? you’re really gonna go to work now?”
you love being toji’s little housewife but he’s been so busy lately. the only company you have is megumi and his friends while he’s away and it gets so awkward since you’re all around the same age
he gives you one last peck to your lips and you chase his lips as he parts from you. he sits at the edge of the bed before stretching and grunting, loudly.
“sorry, sweet girl. wish i could say i’d be back later but ‘fraid it’d gonna be a long one. i’ll be back in a few days.” he sighs as he stands and enters the master bathroom to brush his teeth
you groan to yourself dramatically, pouting as you lay back with your eyes closed. “shiu might as well be your girlfriend at this point.”
“i’ll make it up to you when i get back, baby.” toji shouts to you as the faucet turns on. you know he hates leaving you like this too but someone’s gotta pay the bills, he’s got you and a kid to support after all
you sigh, there’s no use in making him feel worse than he already does so you put on a playful smile and press your thighs together.
“oh really? i’m still sad you didn’t wake me up to fuck last night after you ate me out like that.” you sing at him, seductively causing him to chuckle deeply.
“last night? you want this old man so bad that you’re dreaming about my tongue now? i was at work last night sweetheart, didn’t get back till late.” he shouts back at you, you can tell he’s speaking with his toothbrush in his mouth.
you immediately shoot upright with blinking eyes, suddenly wide awake. you chuckle, nervously as your face drains of blood. there’s just no way that was a dream, it was so vivid. you quickly check your wrists and sure enough, you have slight bruises forming on them of finger prints— but they’re not prominent enough to be sure.
“a-are you sure? it felt so real,” you gulp, almost speaking more to yourself than him.
“very sure. got here like three hours ago, was wondering why your panties were so wet. naughty, naughty girl.” he teases you, thinking nothing of your dream
you look down at your panties and your brows twitch in confusion. your pussy feels all kinds of sensitive, like it always is the morning after getting sexy with toji. can wet dreams get that vivid to where you can feel the after effects of it?
you shake your head and stand up before changing your panties and slipping on some sweatpants. there’s no use in dwelling on it, it’s not like someone broke in last night to eat you out and then left, right?
“pancakes this morning?” you inquire as you open the bedroom door.
“eh—too sweet, toast? kind of in a hurry,” toji calls back as the shower turns on.
“okay, baby.” you call back before leaving your bedroom and entering the kitchen.
as you put on the coffee pot for toji, you hear megumi walk in with a yawn behind you before he takes a seat at the kitchen table. you clench your eyes shut briefly in embarrassment. you aren’t sure if he heard you having a wet dream last night or if you even made any noise at all
“good morning, megumi.” you greet him, kindly as you lean your back against the counter to face him.
he hums groggily and offers a small smile. you exhale in relief, usually megumi won’t make eye contact after a night of hearing you and toji fuck so you figure you’re in the clear.
“i’m making toast for your dad but i’m down to make whatever if you’re craving something specific.” you cheerfully offer as you throw some bread in the toaster.
“uh- no it’s okay. i’ll make my own.” he voices as he turns on his phone to scroll on it. megumi’s always rejecting your offers to make him food, do his dishes, or his laundry. you can tell he thinks it’s weird that you’re only a year older than him and acting like his mom while fucking his dad. but still, megumi is hard to read, he’s even more bitch-faced than his father is.
you sigh and put on a small smile. “okay, let me know if you change your mind.”
and then it’s pretty silent until toji comes in, showered and holding his work bag.
toji downs the coffee you offer him quickly and shoves a piece of toast in his mouth before he pulls you in and slaps your ass then grips it, making you squeak and blush with megumi just feet away on his phone.
“t-toji!” you gasp at him, futilely pushing his chest away as he chuckles and finally lets go of your ass but he still holds you close.
“oh hush. he doesn’t care, do ya, kid?” toji nonchalantly asks megumi as he takes a long wiff of your neck.
megumi simply sighs, clearly annoyed with his father like usual.
ignorant toji kisses you deeply before reluctantly letting you go and snatching the other piece of toast you made him.
“be back soon,” you pout lovingly, following him to the front door before he opens it and turns to you.
“i’ll miss you too, sweet girl. i’ll call you.” he looks down at you with affection and sighs as he finally exits with a wave.
you watch him pull out of the driveway and leave as you chew on the inside of your cheek.
you fiddle with the lock on the front door and it seems to be working fine.
once you’re back in the kitchen, you sit at the kitchen island and lean your chin onto your palm as you watch megumi cook for himself, back facing you by the stove. you just can’t drop the idea that your ‘dream’ wasn’t just a dream. the way toji poked and prodded at you like a teenage virgin was so odd— not to mention how he didn’t speak or let you touch him.
“how’d you sleep?” you inquire and megumi stops moving the spatula around in the pan when you speak briefly before clearing his throat and then continuing.
“good. why?”
“just wondering, do you know for sure if i locked the door last night before we went to sleep?” you ask, obviously not wanting to scare him into thinking someone broke in— but at this point it’s a possibility.
“uh- i think you did, what happened?” megumi inquires, not even turning to face you as he stirs his eggs
you sigh and blink down at the counter top, “nothing, nothing.”
now, he turns to you with his natural lidded eyes and indifferent face but he seems more observant of you right now.
“you think someone broke in or something?” he huffs out of his nose but he doesn’t even smile, as if he’s more focused on how you react.
you gulp. “i- probably not. i’m being ridiculous.” you wave him off.
and he simply hums before turning back to his eggs.“something happen?” he asks after a few moments of thinking to himself.
it’s not like you can just flat out tell your boyfriend’s son you think someone broke in to eat you out and left.
“just didn’t know when toji came in last night.” you utter, as if that’s a plausible explanation for thinking someone broke in.
“think it was four.” megumi hums, turning back to face you once again with his natural, bored gaze.
you blink at the counter and then up at him with a confused twitch to your brows. “you.. you were up last night?”
and you gulp as you gaze at his hair that sticks out from all directions, unlike his father.
he hums in confirmation, the smallest hint of a smirk on his lips as his gaze flicks down to your bruised wrists, his smile so faint that you’d believe it wasn’t actually there. lips that make you think about if you ever felt toji’s scar on your pussy last night.
your breathing begins to quicken but you’re deep in denial, your mind protecting you by forcing yourself to deny the idea that megumi could have been the man between your thighs last night.
“o-oh, couldn’t sleep?” you inquire, attempting to steady your voice and hold a normal looking smile. honestly you couldn’t care less that he couldn’t sleep, but at this point, you’re trying to continue the conversation like normal so he doesn’t suspect that you know anything.
“yeah, i had a sweet tooth.”
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Reposted from an old account kiss kiss
Update: halfway ish done with chapter 4 Sweet Tooth (DONE)
Next up is : 2. It’s exactly what it looks like (self sucker Gojo)- chapter 4
3. I heard a rumor (Professor Gojo) - chapter 3
4. Protector Joel - chapter 1
5. Sukuna Fic - chapter 1
6. One shots new ideas/ part 2’s /so many unfinished wips
Honestly one shots and part 2’s go up the list randomly if I’m inspired though. Joel and Sukuna fics will prob wait if I’m honest. Sigh.
Officially starting my Selfsucker!Gojo draft! ♥️
CHAPTER 4 - Tipsy Truths and The Glass Sky Lounge
Masterpost • Ao3
Chapter summary - Satoru Gojo gave you his number and too much choice with what to do with it. What do you do? Get drunk of course.
Word count - 8.7k
Tags - Satoru Gojo x reader, Sugar Daddy Gojo, no curse au, poor college kid x silly rich Gojo, age gap, slowish burn, eventual excessive smut
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Will you ever catch a break? Maybe listening to this drunk idiot in your go-to bar would be easier if you weren't preoccupied with checking the status of your bank statement on your phone and trying to ignore the wafting smell of shit while you do so.
Yes, literal shit. You'd barely had time to change after the last minute sewer gig you'd picked up to get fast cash to deposit into your bank before expenses get taken out automatically at 12:00am.
You sigh in relief when your bank app refreshes and shows that the money has been taken out and you've successfully survived another week.
"Are you listening to me?"
You glance up at the guy nursing a beer and a look of distant numb idiocy that comes with alcohol while he waits for your undivided attention. You wish you'd felt a fraction of his alcohol content right about now but the drink he bought you was watery and cheap. You're used to it.
"Yeah," you say simply, pushing your phone into your pocket and slamming the rest of the fruity drink. Accepting drinks from randos at a bar is hardly innocent, it's free unless you count paying with your soul. It comes with the expectation of mind-numbing chit-chat and what they think is their right to pursue what's hiding in your underwear in the most obvious manner known to man. You don't usually do this. But after piss and shit duty for a measly $150, you need the handout.
“Like I was saying, I'm not like those insecure type guys. Id never control you like that. Pft, you wanna wear a slutty dress, go ahead! I'm a good guy," he slurs and you're lucky he's not spitting on you.
"Right," you nod, risking a glance over at your friends to see Yuji and Nobara racking up a good little laugh at the predicament you've gotten yourself in.
"Yeah! And I'd fuck you real good too," he exclaims, "Sex with me is amazing. Trust me, I'd make you fuckin’ squirt. I literally just got back from making a girl squirt back to back."
You squint as if seeing the visual in your head, nodding with brows raised processing his words with little energy to feel anything but acceptance of the consequences to your own actions.
"Right."
Drunkard can't detect disinterest and even if he could, he thinks it’s his right for you to be interested in him, so he continues, leaning into you with a little smile.
"A thing like you would let me put it in the back, hu—" He cuts himself off with a grimace, plugging his nose and glancing around. "What the hell is that smell?"
Thank you, sewer gods.
"Oh, that would be me," you jump at the chance to claim it, smiling with your pointer finger pointing up matter-of-factly.
He up-down glances over your body and takes a small step back. "What do you mean? It smells like—eugh literal shit."
"Yeah, long story. There’s some feces on my pants, maybe a little in my hair. Didn't have time to change before getting to the bar." You shrug. "So, did you wanna go do that 'back door' stuff you were talking about?" You jut a thumb towards the bathrooms, good intent in your tone.
His gaze flicks around and he scratches his neck. "Uhh— sorry my friend is trying to find me."
He doesn't waste any time be-lining it to the other side of the bar as you shout, "Hey! No goodbye? Just empty promises of a wonderful night?"
Some people glance at you, wondering about the commotion leading to a man racing away from you. You shrug at them, meeting their looks vaguely. "Guess not."
You grab a quick refill of something stronger and even cheaper from the bartender before making your way to your friends at the little booth the four of you practically own by now.
"Well, well! Two minutes alone and you're already replacing us with a random? Guy was ugly too," Nobara teases as she pinches her straw and idly sips her orange drink.
“Yep. Looks like you guys have some competition." You slide into the booth to sit beside Yuji. "That gentleman was just blessing me with the information that he can make me squirt! Matter of fact, he made another girl squirt right before he got here. Can you believe it?” you say with exaggerated awe.
"Oh god," Nobara mutters a groan, rolling her eyes deeply.
"That's a little weird," Yuji comments with furrowed brows.
You huff with exhaustion as you settle and melt into the seat.
Megumi offers a look of disdain and a bit of disgust. "Why'd you even talk to him?"
"Free drink," you shrug, glancing around the bar as you sip your own drink.
"Sounds really worth it," Megumi offers sarcastically, returning his attention to the menu he's holding.
"Man, free drink does sound good. But, I don't know if I'd be all too happy listening to a weird guy like that." Yuji says thoughtfully, pinching his chin.
"No shit," Nobara shakes her head and gives a general look of annoyance. "Guys watch too much porn."
"What do you mean?" Yuji inquires.
You glance to your side at Yuji, then at Nobara who shares a brief glance, and back to Yuji.
"Squirting doesn't exist,” you say, not entirely sure how far Yuji’s awareness extends to on the topic.
Yuji glances between you and Nobara, along with a quick one at Megumi, almost expecting him to confirm or deny.
"Jesus Christ," Nobara sighs, rubbing her eyes. "Of course you don't know that."
Yuji pouts. "I mean, maybe some girls can though."
Nobara has never been able to let an opportunity to correct Yuji slide in her life. She sits up and leans her elbows on the table, eyes squinted and tone fast-paced. "No. They can’t. And even in a ridiculous make believe world where someone did squirt, you realize it's piss, right? Even if it's not piss, they're not actually having an orgasm. Idiot."
"What do you know, huh?" Yuji huffs with that pouty, stubborn face. You doubt Yuji‘s actually passionate on proving the topic, more like he and Nobara can’t resist bickering when given the opportunity.
"You'll never get a girlfriend," Nobara disapproves.
You huff a small laugh and nudge Yuji's shoulder with yours while speaking to Nobara. "I think he'll be fine. He'd never ask a stranger to do butt stuff in a bar for a free drink, would you Yuji?"
Megumi ruffles the menu with another sound of disgust, and maybe annoyance at you for bringing such a gross topic up while he decides if anything on this bar food menu is worth eating.
"Nope! I mean— unless she wanted—," Yuji rubs his neck and glances up with genuine consideration. "Maybe I shouldn't say this right now." He gives a silly little chuckle, closing his eyes with his hand on his neck, maybe realizing he's in public.
Nobara ignores his genuine answer to what was obviously just more context on what the gross guy said to you.
She scoffs. "Did you hit him? I mean, seriously. How is a girl expected to date in this world?" she says in angry disbelief, shaking her head.
“No," you tell Nobara with an amused residual smile on your face from Yuji’s comment, "just allowed him smell the sewer all over me and that did the trick."
"So that's the smell," Megumi says deadpanned without even a glance up.
"I didn't wanna say anything, but," Yuji laughs nervously with a sweet innocence that is uniquely his own and heartwarming to see in people nowadays.
"Sorry," you sigh and slam the rest of your drink, grimacing at the intense burn that blows through your sinuses.
"Want me to go get you some new clothes from home?" Nobara offers generously. She doesn't know details, but obviously there's a reason you didn't go home before coming here.
"I just wanna get drunk." You raise your hand and put on a smile to bring the waitress over. You glance back at Yuji with a little mischief. "You up for a little competition, Yuji?"
Yuji's hands shoot up and he woots loudly so the whole bar knows his excitement as Nobara covers her face with a hand over her eyes, trying not to be associated with him and Megumi sighs.
About half an hour and too many clear shots of whatever the fuck later, there's a pleasant buzzing of euphoric numbness warming your body. Much like Yuji, you get chatty and agreeable when you're drunk, that's if you get lucky. Unlucky drunk you is another story.
You throw back your eighth shot as quick as you can, eyeing Yuji as he takes his ninth like water. It’s rare Yuji doesn’t win a drinking game, though it’s fun to partake in anyway since it triggers your competitive spirit to get as drunk as humanly possible.
Just as you grasp your ninth and get halfway to your lips, Nobara shouts “Time!”
“Oh come on!” You drop the full shot back down on the table, making the liquid poison slosh and lightly spill down the sides.
“What can I say? I’m just that good,” Yuji brags like a know-it-all, leaning back against the cushion and resting his arms on the backrest. His eyes are lidded and he has a goofy smile on his face, which isn’t far from what yours looks like.
“I swear you have two stomachs,” you squint and poke his side, “You got a demon hiding in there? Helping you down poison?”
Yuji shrugs in feigned nonchalance.
”No. What he is, is lacking a primal instinct to survive,” Nobara chides, twirling her drink around. “And a few brain cells.”
“Hey!” Yuji shouts.
You chuckle and stand from the booth. “Bathroom.”
“I’m not holding anyone’s hair,” Megumi warns. Considering his comments on how stupid it is to consume that much alcohol while you and Yuji competed, he probably thinks you’re going to throw up.
“Yeah, yeah. Don‘t be sill—Oh no! It’s coming!” You gasp, grasping your stomach exaggeratedly. You throw a hand over your mouth, like you’re about to vomit all over the table and especially Megumi.
“She’s gonna blow,” Yuji adds unhelpfully and comically monotoned.
Megumi’s body tenses and he quickly stands, like he’s trying to get out of the splash zone, but it doesn’t help because you just face him.
“Not here, you idiot— Go!” Megumi shouts, pushing at your body in attempt to guide you to the bathroom.
Yuji’s just laughing his ass off, hiccuping every now and then as Nobara appears unphased.
You violently shake your head in denial, panicked.
“Do not fucking throw up on me,” he all but growls, pointing at you harshly.
You just can’t resist. It’s too easy.
You ‘explode’ and he flinches, hands flying to futilely cover himself as you pretend to throw up all over him.
“Blahh,” you exaggerate, but it’s obvious you’re acting now.
Megumi looks down at himself through his shock and slowly realizes he’s clean and not wearing vomit.
”I did not expect you to be so gullible, Fushiguro.” Nobara snickers.
You clutch your stomach, unable to breathe through drunk laughter, grasping Megumi’s shoulder with your free hand.
“Never gets old,” Yuji sighs in content.
Megumi stares down at you with irritation in his deadpan eyes. “So mature.”
“I dont have to throw up, Megumi. Just need to pee.” You pat his shoulder a few times and walk off to the bathroom as he rolls his eyes, grumbles, and sits down in the booth.
You glance back at your friends as you go, huffing fondly with a smile. You’re grateful for these moments. A taste of freedom and a lightness that comes with the type of laughter they draw from you. You couldn’t ask for better people.
You make your way through the small crowd of party-goers and slip your phone from your back pocket.
The message you’d typed and retyped out stares at you unsent in the inbox. A simple ‘It’s the girl from the mochi shop. I’m interested’ is what you landed on but never had the courage to send to the number you haven’t even saved as a contact in your phone yet. Typing and saving the name Satoru Gojo into your phone is too intimidating, for too many reasons. You’d never be able to send the message staring at that name anyway.
You can already see the headline. Millionaire— or maybe Billionaire texting a 23 year old college student who doesn’t know her head from her ass! What business could he possibly have with someone like her?
You pull your phone from your face to see the bathroom has a line, with a few girls leaning on the postered wall.
You follow suit, taking your place at the end of it, leaning your back against the black wall. You pull your attention back to your phone screen.
The tip of your nail finds its way between your teeth as you analyze the words you’d typed out time and time again, hoping it’d make the perfect response fall upon you like a divine epiphany. At this point, you may as well just type a confession that you have no idea what you’re doing instead, because anything else feels like a bad lie.
You're close to just deleting the entire drafted message and can feel the gaze of the woman beside you peeking.
You give her an awkward smile and look away politely.
”Some advice,” her older, raspy tone suggests as she nurses a cigarette she probably shouldn’t have inside, “Never text a guy first. You gotta wait for him to come to you, honey.”
“Oh this is— I mean— he’s not—" you sigh. "Yeah.”
“Been there,” she humphs, smirking and glancing away.
You let out a breath of an awkward little laugh and turn your attention back to your phone. Though this woman doesn’t know any context of your situation, all of your frustrations help you come to the conclusion that he never should have given you his number. You wish he’d at least taken yours so you didn’t have the burden of choice.
“Screw it,” you mutter under your breath, shoving your phone back into your pocket. There’s already a feeling of disappointment settling in your chest. Even drunk, you can’t outright do it yourself. You have too much choice, too much control over your own life already. And it’s a burden, the burden. There are girls the same age as you with the same expenses and circumstances and they’re happy with all the independence and power they have over their lives. You know it. But, that’ll never be you. You’re not a fighter or a runner. You freeze.
You do your business in the bathroom, cleaning yourself up a bit, and when you get back to the booth, you loom over it and drop both hands on the table, one holding your phone.
“No more phone,” you declare with a little slur. You shove the cursed device away. Bar bathroom’s have a mystical way of amplifying any alcohol in your blood the second you enter, you somehow feel drunker than you did before your bathroom break.
“Oh yeah?” Nobara asks with a bit of amusement as she takes your phone.
“What’s the matter?” Yuji inquires, head tilting like a dog with floppy ears.
Megumi’s food must have come while you were away. You snatch a piece of whatever from his plate, still standing over the table ridiculously.
“My brain doesn’t— isn’t compatible with that thing,” you explain, making exaggerated movements with your hands and voice, “typing and words and acting like you know and they know and the positioning of fingers and,” you cut yourself off with a groan, because you sound like an idiot as you flop onto your seat in the booth beside Yuji.
“Is this about work?” Megumi, ever the observant one, questions. Though you never complain more than a few nondescript comments here and there, Megumi can tell that money and work is hard on you. You’re always working and that’s enough for him to catch the sent like a dog.
You groan even louder, like that’s your answer, like the silly strangled noise will make it so he didn’t voice it in the first place. You drop the back of your head against the cushion behind you, slump.
A beat passes and then your head pops right up.
"All these shitty people," you start all drunk-like, "Who— Who cares, y'know?"
"Uhuh," Nobara nods along, popping a piece of seared meat from Megumi’s plate into her mouth. “Tell us, child.”
“They don't even see us as people. Robots! That's what they think we are. 'How may I take your order,'" you imitate a stupid robotic voice.
Yuji laughs and drops a heavy arm around your shoulders, making you let out a little 'oof.' Yuji doesn't quite know his strength.
Yuji imitates your robotic imitation and laughs again. "I think your jobs are super cool. You help people get what they need and stuff!"
Leave it to the pink haired sweetheart to add something positive. You smile at him and lean your head on his shoulder.
"Yeah, I do. I totally do," you humph triumphantly as Yuji shakes your shoulder under his palm enthusiastically.
It’s nice to feel supported, even if these exact complaints aren’t exactly the real problem. It’s safer to complain about what doesn’t bother you too much and skate around the real issue. At least you still get to feel supported and heard this way.
“You know, I’m sure we could still try to get you a spot in our internship if you wanted! It’d be so cool to work with you all day,” Yuji offers generously, despite having been declined so many times by you—it’s incredibly considerate that he still asks in case you have a change of heart.
You exhale slowly, eyes closed, daydreaming about working alongside your best friends everyday. You imagine learning and growing together, secure in the knowing that a well-paid position at a great company awaits you once the internship ends, guaranteed. It’s a nice thought. But you can’t waste unpaid time doing long hours there and still expect your expenses to be paid.
“Thanks Yuji,” you hum, briefly patting his hand over your shoulder. “Maybe.”
“You just need to get your nails done,” Nobara waves you off, and you barely notice she’s looking through your phone. “Getting pampered does wonders for a girl.”
You pull your nails up in front of yours and Yuji’s line of view.
You hum curiously as you eye them, head all spinny and buzzy. They’re plain and you can’t remember the last time you’d gone into a nail salon. It’s quite literally the last thing— no, it’s not even on your list of priorities, but you’re drunk and entertaining Nobara’s words is amusing.
“I dunno, look good to me.” Yuji shrugs.
You chuckle as Nobara rolls her eyes.
Megumi’s aura or energy or eyes or something is looming and you can tell he hasn’t dropped the work thing. It’s especially telling that he didn’t say a word when you stole food from his plate. Even though it’s not as brooding and dense and obvious as Megumi, Yuji and Nobara a have their feelers out on you too. You suspect they can feel the wall you have up with them and it feels like a wrench in your friendship. Some things aren’t worth telling, but you figure opening up about something you actually could use help with is worth something. Satoru Gojo’s words of ‘keeping secrets’ echo faintly, but it’s not like you’ll say his name. What secret even is there to keep, anyways?
“There’s this guy I met at work.”
Nobara all but kicks you under the table as she gasps, “What the hell? Why are you keeping vital information from me?”
”Ow. I didn’t intend to keep it from you,” you murmur as you rub your shin and sit up from Yuji’s shoulder.
“Bullshit,” Nobara scowls and points a manicured finger at you. To anyone else, they’d consider the two of you are fighting. But this is just how Nobara is, she’s intense and a little rough in the way she shows affection. She squints at you. ”How long?”
“It’s only been like a week,” you say with a huff.
She leans back against the cushion, crossing her arms with a drawn out hum like she hasn’t decided if she wants to wallop you or hear more.
“What kinda guy?” Yuji inquires sweetly, reaching over obnoxiously to steal way too much of Megumi’s seared meat. He ignores Megumi’s attempts to harshly slap his hand away, successfully thieving.
“He’s—,” you squint at the ceiling with as much consideration as a drunkard can, “I actually have no idea how to explain him.”
“Oh, you better get an idea.” Nobara has softened into her natural state, and you can’t help but chuckle.
”Is he like— one of those clown paint guys who don’t speak and act like they’re in a box? I hate those guys,” Yuji says with conviction.
“A mime?” Megumi squints at Yuji with judgmental confusion.
Yuji snaps and points at Megumi like he’s right on the money. “Yes! So freaking creepy,” he says around a mouthful. Yuji must think a customer is harassing you or something. He’s always been kindhearted.
Nobara rolls her eyes and waves their conversation off.
“What happened? Did he ask you out?” She asks, relaxed and focused.
Your cheeks blow up as you exhale a loud, extended breath and your eyes squint in thought.
“Not really?” You immediately shake your head and rub your hands down your face like it’ll make the drunk bleariness fade so you can concentrate. “No. What am I saying? He did not ask me out. He.. gave me an opportunity..? To.. text him.. call him? for fun.”
Nobaras brows furrow. “What the hell does that mean?”
You let out a ‘Ha!’ and mutter, “Yeah, tell me about it.”
“So, let me get this straight,” Nobara waves her hand as if to wave away confusion. “He gave you his number to text for fun—like a fling-fun?”
”No— more like, a business.. opportunity. Like an impromptu—fun money thing.. I think.” Considering Satoru Gojo’s philosophies and all that you’ve heard from his glossy lips, you can’t be too far off. Although, even after conversing with the man a few times, you have no idea what his real intentions are. What you do know is there’s an ‘opportunity’ for you here. To make money or to cap your suffering or something. And you don’t want to fumble it.
“Oh,” Nobara grumbles, deflating of any anticipation for romance she might have had, quickly turning into borderline boredom. “Then why are you so hung up on it?” She pulls your phone up, showing the message screen you must not have closed earlier. “This is his number, right? Just send what you typed already.”
“I can’t,” you whine, dropping your forehead into the table harshly.
“Why not?” Megumi pitches in incredulously.
You don’t even lift your head from the table to respond.
”Because I—,” you hesitate and ignore how your stupid face begins to pool heat. “I don’t want him to think I’m an idiot.”
Yuji laughs and nudges you with his shoulder. “Oh c’mon! You’ll do great! You don’t have to worry.”
You grumble.
”I get it. I do. Okay? You don’t want to blow a chance at a good job blah blah blah. But be real,” Nobara says seriously, making you peek up at her and slowly lift your head. “He’s hot, right?”
You blink, and your throat swallows all by itself.
"I've got this," Nobara says, already typing on your phone with a look of concentration as Megumi watches the screen with little care.
Yuji dramatically leans over the table, ass sticking out as he lays his entire torso on the table to see the phone screen.
"No, don't say that! You have to be more upfront with guys!" Yuji shouts as he snatches the phone away and Nobara mutters an insult but watches him type nonetheless.
"This is better," he says, giving it back to Nobara.
Nobara huffs and adds something else, begrudgingly approving of Yuji's edit.
Megumi scoffs.
"What?" Nobara asks him, glancing at him from the phone.
"If I saw that text, I'd block you," Megumi responds.
Nobara thinks thoughtfully and edits the text as you try to track down the waitress but your double vision is not helping. A telling sign that perhaps you don’t need more alcohol.
"Perfect," Nobara deems and you're halfway through asking her not to send it yet because you aren't sure of too many things—but the sound of the message dropping in plays before you can.
Oh shit. You pause.
But the feeling of panic.. doesn't come. No, in fact, you're a little similar to a fish, blinking with one eye at a time. Drunk. Alcohol changes your priorities, and the cup that's usually full in your brain is the one that's labeled 'logic.' But alcohol makes that cup spill right out while overflowing the one labeled 'heart.' And right now, your heart tells you that you just love your friends. You trust them so much, Nobara would never do you wrong. You remember that time Nobara finished an entire assignment for you, and then that time Yuji washed your face for you, and who could forget Megumi doing your laundry every week on the dot? And even right now, they want to help you. Feel better. Have better opportunities. Be happy. That makes you realize, wow. You're so lucky. You're so blessed to have these people and that's all that really matters. Rainbows and butterflies and all that. Does your phone even exist anymore?
A beat passes and you burst into tears. "I love you guys so much! Do you know how much I love you?"
Yuji immediately laughs, a pink dust to his cheeks as he accepts your enthusiastic hug, not even flinching when you cry into his shirt.
"You are so drunk," Nobara offers bluntly, a little amused. But you can see a glimmer of softening of her expression.
"No, I love you!" You proclaim, glancing at Nobara and Megumi while still clinging to Yuji.
"I'm not carrying her to the station," Megumi deadpans.
Yuji is the type of person who wakes up after a night of drinking and yawns before making pancakes with a smile and makes a comment on maybe cutting down on the alcohol. When you wake up hungover, it's hell on earth.
You blink your dry eyes open to the blaring morning sun, the first thing that wakes you is a groan from your own unconscious lips. It seems your body is angry with your night out before your mind has even woken up. Thankfully, you're in your bed. Half naked, but that's better than it has been before. There isn't a question of who undressed you. No, getting naked when you're black out drunk is one of the beautiful qualities you possess. Lucky you.
You feel like shit. It's clique really — the headache, bubbling nausea, aches and pains. The whole hungover schpele.
Oh, but that's nothing compared to the sudden realization you'd let your friends send a text to the only guy you’ve had a crush on in a long time. A guy you maybe prefer not to think of you as a jackass who doesn't know her ass from her face? Not to mention the small itty bitty detail that the rich, smart guy may have a real opportunity for you to make money.
"Fuck," you groan as you shoot up in bed and pat around your messy bed in search of your phone.
As you bring your phone up to your face and input the password all of your friends know by heart, you’re cursing the past version of you who transferred his number from that piece of paper and into your phone in the first place and made it possible for your friends to text him without your help.
You hold your breath as your text messages load.
You and me. When are we gonna meet up? I'm definitely interested. A fun opportunity, huh? Guess you'll have to show me what that meant. So when are we making this happen? ;) <
You let out a strangled squeak, tossing your phone to the other side of the bed like it’s the temperature of blazing fire. It’s so bad. It’s horrible. Unprofessional. Flirty. Stupid. Immature. Bold in an obvious way that you may as well have typed it yourself cross-eyed drunk. The image of him receiving the borderline fucking booty-call from you as your first text message ever at 1 am, and him perceiving it as something other than a professional query makes your head spin with embarrassment. Has he even read it?
Before the phone has the chance to bounce off your bed and onto the floor, you’re frantically crawling hands and knees to snatch it.
Delivered.
You can’t even celebrate that. He’ll read it eventually, it’s only a matter of time. If you unsend it now, you’ll basically ruin your chance of texting on a clean slate ever again.
You groan and drop your face right into your sheets, still on your knees and elbows, with your panty clad ass stuck out.
Ding!
You gasp, instinctively snapping your head up at the sound of a message.
> Me and you. 7 o’clock tonight. Everything will be made clear over dinner. Sound good?
Tonight. That’s exactly 8 hours away. You aren’t sure what you expected, but dinner makes sense. People are always doing business over food. Movies aren’t all that different from reality.
You squeeze your eyes shut briefly. You’re all in now, the seatbelt has already been fastened and your hands shake a little as you type out a response.
Sounds good. Where should we meet? <
The inability to commit and click send before has all but died down to a whimper as the rollercoaster takes you of its own volition. It’s official. You’re doing this. Thanks to your well-intentioned friends. But really, looking back, who are you kidding? All nerves and butterflies and beating heart. You were always bound to bite the well-laid bait like a curious cat. That addictive mixture of not-enough information to know exactly what’s entailed, and too much anticipation of what could go right. One way or another, Satoru Gojo’s way with words are too enticing.
The massive headache all those shots gifted you last night is a small chirp in the forest of anticipation and butterflies in your chest now.
A response drops in almost immediately. He must have been watching the chat as you responded.
The message is an address. Just an address. No buffer. No smiley face. No Satoru Gojo giggle you can almost hear echo in your head. No shiny smile and pat on your back. Nothing to boost the courage you’re supposed to scrape up right about now.
You check the time a little frantic as you walk out of your room, calculating how long it’ll take you to walk to the station in these shoes to make it to the meet up spot on time. You have to be there in less than thirty minutes.
Your friends are sprawled over your little living room, snacks thrown around laptops and the occasional silly shout over whatever internship related assignment they’re working on together.
When Nobara throws a loud demand out for them to respect her obviously superior opinion, you take the chance to slip out of the front door.
It’s not that you want to keep things from them, but tonight has to be yours.
They say fear and excitement are almost imperceptibly the same feeling, there are tests on it and everything. Same place in your chest and tummy, same sizzle of adrenaline.
You feel it.
As look up at the towering glass building in front of you, you think maybe it’s a mixture of both.
You’ve never been in this area of the city. The part full of skyscrapers and soft stone-paved promenades—which is just a fancy word for clean expensive sidewalks.
It’s a bit intimidating to walk into such a foreign place alone, but you know he’s waiting for you. You pull one ridiculously large handle of the glass entrance doors and the warmth inside blows softly over your skin as you step inside.
Spaced out cloth tables, quiet murmur of chatter, the buzz of some kind of jazzy piano music, and the scent of freshly seared meat. It’s like it was curated to unwind and be present, not like the grab and go’s that are more convenient and likely more in your pay grade.
The only pair of thin black heels you own click softly, despite being on thin carpeted floor as you approach the pristine looking hostess.
Her face is kind and elegant as she looks you in the eye upon arrival. You almost believe she enjoys her job. Hell, if her salary is anything near the equivalent of how expensive this place looks, maybe she does.
“Hello. Welcome to the Glass Sky Lounge. We’re happy to have you tonight. May I confirm your name?”
Of course this place is under reservation only.
“Oh, uh,“ you hesitate as your nerves kick up, glancing past her at the many tables of people dining. “Sorry, I’m supposed to be meeting someone here. Should I just tell you his name?”
“Yes, that should help.” She smiles at you kindly.
”Okay, awesome.” You shuffle your feet awkwardly. “Gojo. Satoru Gojo?”
She taps her screen, presumably sifting through reservations. “Ah, yes. Here we are. This way.”
You follow the nice hostess between tables with your hands lightly fidgeting in front of you. The people surrounding you are dressed to the nines, like they’re used to being here. You don’t exactly stand out, but you may have chosen something a little more casual than everyone else. You don’t see the man of the hour anywhere.
“Right up here.” The hostess leads you up a long flight of stairs overlooking the floor of dining and you can already feel the pinch of these ridiculously steep heels.
You reach the top, smiling politely when she opens a set of glass doors for you. A cool breeze escapes to blow over your skin as you step onto the rooftop lounge. You can only assume Gojo is up here. Waiting for you. You scan the area.
This place is ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as the man who designed your shoes.
The view is all night sky and tall buildings all around. No roof and glass rails lining the sides. You can even see the distant mountainside behind the city with how far up you are.
This looks even more expensive than the downstairs seating. Rich people probably find this fun. You don’t want to be that guy but, you hope he’s the one paying. If not, you’ll have to just order their cheapest.
The hostess leads you through, and you’re already looking for that white head of hair, glancing between the tables ahead and your astonishing surroundings as you walk.
A thump of nerves tickle your chest the second you see him. Lounging at a little table with a fire box beside it that outlines a warm flickering hue over the side of his face.
You swallow as you close in and blue eyes hidden behind sunglasses lift to meet you. That smooth, contagious smile curls on his cheeks and you can’t help a smile of your own.
You slow to an unsure stop in front of the table.
“Hi.”
He giggles.
“Hi,” he says, tilting his head to smile at you with warmth. His eyes flick over your body.
You don’t think there’s a world where you’re hit with the warm greeting that’s uniquely his and you don’t get butterflies. You’re already reeling with anticipation and adrenaline coming to meet him in the first place.
Gojo stands with all his mighty height and broadness and he’s wearing a soft black Henley with slim-fit black pants that hug his muscular legs in that wrinkled-material way that’s often so delicious on men.
He’s got to be somewhere around six-foot three. You take a half step back to allow him room as the big man stands, but before you can, you’re pulled right back.
You let out a breathy noise of surprise when he envelops you in a friendly hug, but after the initial contact, you don’t hesitate. You slide your hands around his firm middle to hug him back. As you’re coming to learn since meeting Satoru, he has a bold tendency to disregard social obstacles in the name of pure intention—like hugging you so naturally without question as if it’s not the first time.
You’re not complaining. Inside the little nook he’s tucked you into in his body, there’s a pleasant musky—naturally his—kind of scent. Maybe he was working before coming. The sheer warmth you’re encased in radiating from his arms and torso is a stark difference to the cool breeze of the rooftop deck. You find you very much enjoy being inside of that little safe space.
“Do we like hugs?” Gojo hums, and you can hear the smile on his face in his words.
“We like hugs,” you confirm, pressing your lips together to contain your stupid dopey smile.
“Yay!” He cheers briefly, squeezing you once extra hard before letting you go.
Once he pulls away to let a few inches of space wade between you, his hands go to rest on his hips that always seem to be jutted forward. He openly observes you with an expression thats similar to a computer processing, a small hum rumbling from his chest. it sounds a little like ‘oeh?’
You blink, curiously, debating if you should say something here.
“You’re nervous, huh?” he finally says.
You let out a small laugh, because you’re not used to facing such blunt statements where most people know not to voice.
”Kind of,” you admit, gaze flicking briefly. You definitely feel a little out of place. “Do I look really nervous?”
He laughs, again warmly, and side steps toward you. You almost jump when you feel his large hand slither onto your lower back and nudge you towards the cushioned seat.
”Probably not. I’m just really good at noticing things. Let’s sit.”
Once you sit down, he bends down to where his silly smile lines up beside your ear for no apparent reason and instead of simply pushing the back of your chair in, he picks up the bottom of it, and your whole weight with it, and drops it closer to the table.
”Jeez,” you mutter and chuckle in disbelief as you glance back at him, like you’re looking to connect with him on how ridiculous what he just did was.
”Hm?” He leans back down so you can talk and he‘ll be able to hear you.
“Most people just push the chair, you know,” you explain, though you’re almost sure he knows what you’re saying.
“More fun this way though, right?” He whispers.
”Oh, for sure,” you nod with a chuckle and he takes a long beat to just smile inches from your face before standing straight.
He waltzes back to his seat and settles into it comfortably. Under the table you can actually feel the brush of his knees on the outside of yours. Those long, never ending legs of his.
Apparently strong legs that suddenly close around yours, pinning them together, and making you jump.
”Now, now, what’s got you so jumpy this evening?” His chin sits on his closed fist, elbow propped on the table. You must have been bouncing your leg without realizing it. “Can’t be the little ride I just took you on, right?” The ‘little ride‘ being the unconventional chair push.
It’s like he can see right through you.
You exhale deeply, glancing around briefly.
“No. Honestly? It— This place is..” you clear your throat, glancing around. “I’m just not used to it,” you surmise, instead of telling him that you’re horrified at how expensive this place must be, or how misplaced you feel being here around these types of people.
“Ahh, I see. ”Don’t you worry your pretty little head. You’re with me.”
His thighs softly unclench to allow yours to breathe just a bit without taking them away from keeping yours tucked nicely in-between. He casually pulls his glasses off and sets them to the side.
Somehow, that doesn’t make you feel less out of place.
“I like being with you,” you voice the sentiment to make sure he knows it before saying, “I just feel like if I breathe wrong someone’s going to charge me.”
He laughs and waves your concern away. “I will cover all breathing fees. C’mon kid! This place is super fun! I’m paying for everything, so there’s nothing to worry about.”
You exhale relief and nod with a small smile. Now you can permit yourself to actually relax a little. “Having fun now.”
He laughs at the dry humor and squeezes his thighs once over yours in approval. “That’s it.”
You feel all awkward and nervous so you pick up the menu in front of you to glance over. It’s a single front and back page. The entire front is just selections of fancy drinks. The back confuses you, it’s just a haiku about the weather.
Satoru lifts his menu in suit, all giddy. ”This place is great, right? There’s so many cool places around here to experience as a first timer. They have this house-made vanilla bean ice cream that’s ridiculously delicious—drizzled with this mocha buttercream,” he literally ends his little excited rant with a moan and a lick of his gleamy lips. “To die for.”
“Oh wow.” You huff, teasing, “You make it sound very good.“
“Oh, it is. You’ll see.”
“How does this place work? We don’t order?” you ask curiously, examining the menu closer to make sure you didn’t miss something.
“Oh no, no. I already picked our course for the night. You basically have two course options depending on the night and what the chef picked. We’ll have a few courses of little tasty things and then a big meal and dessert. Super cool, right?”
“I didn’t know places like that actually existed outside of movies. Don’t their regulars get— I don’t know— annoyed that they can’t choose what they eat?”
Satoru huffs with a shrug. “I know what you mean. People can be picky. But no, places like this sell the experience more than the food, y’know?”
“Oh okay. That makes sense,” you nod along, placing your menu down.
“Don’t be afraid to ask questions, alright? I know this isn’t quite familiar for you. But, you really should get used to it, right?”
You blink, head slightly tilting in question. But he doesn’t notice, just bopping his head and humming along as he eyes the many listed drinks.
Though he’s a little confusing sometimes, generosity seems to be this guys middle name. He’s every poor girls wet dream and you wonder if he’s this giving with everyone he meets.
“Thank you bringing me here,” you say, realizing you hadn’t done so yet.
“Heh. I mean, I can hardly take all the credit. You‘re the one who made it all possible. Must have been a tough decision, right?” He asks so casually—not even looking at you—like he’s not expecting an answer because it’s just an obvious thing.
“Sorry, uh, what must have been a tough decision?”
He glances up at you and leans back in his seat comfortably, waving his hand around all silly.
“Y’know, picking door number three, burning the bridge, jumping all in. Dealers choice. Very dramatic of you, honestly.” That last bit is a little tease telling by the way he says it so playfully.
You are beyond confused. How can a man be so direct and yet completely cryptic at the same time?
“I just— do you ever answer questions normally?”
“Sometimes.”
“Oh yeah? When?” You hold back amusement threatening to show.
“I’ll let you know,” he says all normal, like you’re an assistant of his inquiring about his schedule.
“Ohh okay. Please do.”
You shake your head and he winks at you briefly, like he thinks he’s funny.
The two of you look over the menu for a beat of silence, though you’re not at all thinking about its contents.
“You super hungry?” he hums.
“Yeah, honestly the smell downstairs makes it hard not to be.”
“Good! The portions seem small but trust the process. I’ll make sure you’re always satiated.”
You nod idly, acting like most of your attention is on trying not to let your fluster show.
“That’s direct enough, right?” he adds on, teasing, like he can see your battle under the surface.
You glance up at the open amusement dancing across his features. You huff, slithering your restless hands into your lap. ”You know, for the record, I actually think the whole— y’know—silly metaphor way of speaking thing is charming.”
If your goal was to fluster him back, you think maybe you won in some way. Because for a moment, he’s a little taken aback, a small ‘ouh’ from under his breath and there’s a flicker of genuine appreciation on his face.
Then smiles at you. He’d already been smiling before you spoke, but it grows wider. God no one should look like that. Every feature of his face seems to complement the next with impossible, ridiculous precision. It almost makes you think there has to be a god somewhere and he’s his favorite sculpture.
“Oh, man,” he sighs, shaking his head as a small laugh escapes him. “We’re gonna get along just fine, aren’t we?”
Your brows twitch in curiosity. “Yeah, I hope so,” you murmur absently, more interested in deciphering his expression than responding.
You can’t help yourself anymore. This has been a big ol’ question mark for too long and he may be enjoying it, but you have an itch to know more.
“I’m really, very glad you invited me. And this place is— well I’ve never been to a place like this before. You already know I really like hanging out with you.”
He just smiles, patiently awaiting your next words.
“But,“ you continue, huffing with slight amused disbelief that you’ve come this far without even knowing why you’re here. “What is happening? Really. I mean, I have no idea what this is. You said you have an opportunity for me, and I think I’m interested but— and I love your optimistic attitude and all,” you cut your ramble off with a shake of your head and finally blurt out your real question, “What’s going to happen tonight? What is this?”
He takes a big deep breath through his nose, that smile on his soft lips never leaving his cheeks as he takes a moment of silence. For the life of you, you cannot read what he’s thinking.
“Hello, good evening. Is now a good time to start on some drinks?”
No, god. Actually, it’s the worst time. You can’t help being a little embarrassed having your little tangent of honesty stand alone without a response.
The both of you glance up at the waiter who looks like a cartoon butler and Gojo laughs a bit—perhaps at the conversation being interrupted in such a way— and says, “Yep! That sounds great. I’ll have a white peach nectar cream soda.”
A drink like that sounds sugary and it flows off his tongue like he’s had it many times before.
“Very good, sir. And for the lady?”
You instinctively look to Satoru before you can even think about it and he quirks his brow.
“Get whatever you want.” He chuckles, a smile tugging his lips as he tilts his head to the side to watch you, his soft, expectant gaze silently encouraging you to order.
”Can I have water and some kind of alcohol— um,” you flip the menu back to the drinks. You point at one of the fancy silly named drinks. “This one.”
“Yes, of course, m’lady. This selection has our specialty vintage champagne mixed inside to create a beautiful fruity palette. I believe you will enjoy it.”
You nod and smile politely. “Thank you.”
He gives you a dutiful nod back. “Shall we begin the first course?”
”Definitely,” Gojo replies, leaned back comfortably as his legs spread wide. “Thanks so much.”
The waiter bows and floats away.
“Now, where were we,” Gojo rolls his sleeves up to his elbows, blue veins bulging. “Oh, right. You’re confused. Honestly, I thought you had a little clue but that’s okay. How about you tell me what you think? No guesses?”
If that’s how he wants to play it, you’ll entertain his desire to delve into your mind. You squint and hum, like someone on a scavenger hunt.
“I’m guessing it’s something business-y. I don’t even know what you do for work, but... you’re gonna teach me stuff, right? Like an unofficial internship, except it actually pays? Or... Maybe you’ll help me to do that thing—mercenary? Or is the correct term independent contractor?”
“Oh. Oh wow. Heh. You know what? That’s very interesting. In a way, you very well may be right.” He rubs his chin, long cords of muscles undulating in his pale forearms.
You laugh and shake your head, looking at him with a hint of awe. “You’re really not gonna tell me, huh?”
“Isn’t it just so much fun this way?” he says it like it’s a secret, all hushed and lilted. He seems delighted by the fact that you’ve noticed his enjoyment watching you chase the answer only he has with crumbs he’s laid. It’s not hard to see he likes teasing and playing and jerking you around a bit, but there‘s a chance there’s a more credible reason he hasn’t exposed his hand yet.
You resist rolling your eyes, instead trading it for your best kicked-puppy face— the one that never works on your Professor. “C’mon, you have me at the edge of my seat. Put me out of my misery, already.”
He exhales audibly and nods idly to himself, like he’s considering your words, eyes locked on you for too long.
Suddenly he throws his hands up and throws on his usual look of smiles and sunshine.
“Oh, what the hell. Alright. When you put it like that.. it’s only the humane thing to do, right? I can’t resist those puppy-dog eyes.”
Oh wow. Did that actually work? You’ve never been able to make a dent in Professor Toji.
Gojo leans down to grab something on the ground beside his chair with an exaggerated straining sound. He drops a little stack of paper down in front of you with a helpful, “here we go,” and a smile.
Before you even have the chance to eagerly flip through this packet, your server approaches with your drinks, followed by another holding your first course.
You van only manage to catch a glimpse of the big bold words stamped on the front page ’PRIVATE ARRANGEMENT AGREEMENT’ before you’re forced to pull the stack of papers aside so your plate can be set down in front of you.
“Hehe! Man, that smells so good!” Satoru cheeses, voice getting all high pitched and silly as he slaps his hands together and rubs them. His face appears absolutely elated and it kind of reminds you of a school girl.
“Guess sustenance takes precedence,” he allures with a smug smile, already picking up his utensils. “Go ahead, though. Knock yourself out,” he offers his approval and you‘re already blinking concentration into your eyes as you flip past the front page and into the exciting unknown.
fic art for my lovey @gwonty 's sweet tooth because their gojo has been making me grip my sheets every night. 😛😛
i have a feeling that the wrong note still counts as the said-opportunity because its contents... are going to be satoru's 'fun' for the reader when they agree to the terms. 😈
people are missing out on this fic. i suggest everyone to read it, everything falls soooo smoothly you won't be disappointed. satoru's bloody fun~~
Oh my GOD!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!! This is so FUCKING AWESOME!!! this BEAUTIFUL art is for MY fic. WHAAAAT!!! I’m in shock rn. THE AESTHETIC is so perfect. This is EXACTLY the vibe I have in my head writing!!! I am actually going to cry I’m so honored. THANK YOU. BIG THANK YOU. I love you so much!! OUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!
will you still post your old ficsss so so love your new ones but ngl we also miss the archivedd
Yeah! I actually have been meaning to. Tehe love yew
Update: halfway ish done with chapter 4 Sweet Tooth (DONE)
Next up is : 2. It’s exactly what it looks like (self sucker Gojo)- chapter 4
3. I heard a rumor (Professor Gojo) - chapter 3
4. Protector Joel - chapter 1
5. Sukuna Fic - chapter 1
6. One shots new ideas/ part 2’s /so many unfinished wips
Honestly one shots and part 2’s go up the list randomly if I’m inspired though. Joel and Sukuna fics will prob wait if I’m honest. Sigh.
Don’t write while you’re horny, you’ll end up making a side character try to fuck reader for no reason
bouncing on it in repentance
crying and begging for forgiveness on it
Sweet tooth is so good pls don’t make me wait 6 months for a new chapter again
“𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐱 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞?” 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐭, 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 ‘𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭’ 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥.
𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐬! 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐜 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐭, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝. 𝐎𝐡 𝐛𝐨𝐲, 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬’𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧.
𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮 𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐠𝐮𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜 𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭.
𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐨𝟑 ←
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟏 - 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮 𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟐 - 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝?
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟑 - 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐍𝐨𝐰?
𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐎𝐎𝐍…
CHAPTER 3 - What Now?
Masterpost • Ao3
Chapter Summary: You have more questions after getting a 99% on your essay. And surprise, Gojo has some odd ones of his own for you.
Word count - 9.5k :)
Tags - Satoru Gojo x reader, Sugar Daddy Gojo, no curse au, poor college kid x silly rich Gojo, age gap, slowish burn, eventual excessive smut
Author note - I seriously can’t thank you enough for the support I’ve received on this story, the comments and feedback means the world to me >,< This little story is my personal little gem. If you love it too, I love you. Oh man, the SMUT and depravity I have planned for this. I’m so excited we’re getting closer. tehe! Bonus: there are many direct references to reactions and things Gojo has actually said and done in the manga/anime in most of the chapters! Comments and interactions are so valued and appreciated. 💙
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Rent is due on the 1st. Like always. And through every month, like clockwork, it hangs over your head like a shiny guillotine, held by a fucking thread.
Living paycheck to paycheck does that to you. It viciously cuts parts your world into deadlines and numbers, stacking what you owe and what you barely have on that fragile shelf beneath the blade. It would be too easy to let it suffocate you month after month. But it's still a choice, to be happy or not to be, circumstances be damned.
You refuse to let it take everything from you.
So you learned to hold onto the small things. Moments that remind you life is full of color, not just inked bills and crumpled receipts. The alternative is grim, you've seen it. A version of yourself, older, wrinkling, staring up at a ceiling on your deathbed with no memories but the constant, blood thinning fear of the next payment on the 1st.
You don't know what you want out of life. But, it isn't that. This thread of thought is usually saved for drunk nights out.
Fixing the cycle is a problem far bigger than you know how to solve. Still, being aware of it has to count for something.
You hope.
Maybe that's why Satoru Gojo's words stuck with you.
Something about money being... energy. About how people like you are taught to work yourself to the ground for it, because that's the only way it can exist in your pockets.
Whether it's true or not doesn't even matter, doesn't even matter that you barely understand it. You'd rather lean towards that kind of thinking than sink into the opposite end that ends with a miserable last breath on a cheap mattress.
His words, careless and playful, are exactly what earned you a 99% and a sloppy, handwritten "nice" from your notoriously stingy professor.
A small win. One worth celebrating. And you didn't even have to work too hard for it. Pun intended.
There's a kind of lightness in your step ever since you'd gotten your paper back a few days ago, it's hard to ignore. It's about more than the grade, though.
A few days ago, you'd overheard Maki mention that 'idiot' would probably be back soon, something about him needing his usual sugar fix (restated in nicer terms.) Ino had been complaining about the lack of tips while you wiped a table, and the conversation stuck with you more than it usually would have.
The 99% and hum of approval on your professors face is one thing.
But the excitement that flutters every time the entrance bell rings is a bit much. Are you really that excited to see him again?
Maybe it's the thought of finally having someone to share the celebration of the win with— someone who understands, even just a little, the weight you have to carry on your shoulders. Someone who would get what that 99% means to you.
That's not to say you have no one to celebrate you.
Nobara, Yuji, and Megumi are great. When your schedules line up, you have that college kid, borderline depraved fun. The kind that involves cheap, watery drinks and running around places you're probably too old to be tussling around in, just to let go for a bit.
They're your friends. Your equals. It's different.
They're struggling too in their own ways. Juggling unpaid internships, tuition, rent— living the college 'dream' just like you. You don't worry them with your burdens because there's no point.
But him?
Your overly charismatic, suspiciously generous customer isn't a friend.
He already knows exactly where you stand, how far below him you are, no drunk confessions of struggling and on the verge of a heart attack each time rent comes around necessary. And instead of anything else, he showed you something that feels a little like understanding.
There's something about the idea of him hearing about your accomplishment that makes your stomach tighten. Like you can let yourself be proud, and that pride can finally settle when reflected back through him.
It feels eerily similar to when you were a child, tripping over your feet at five in the morning on Christmas day just to see what Santa left under your tree, it's just in your nature to lift your head a fraction too fast every time the bell above the entrance chimes at the Mochi shop.
And apparently, you're not subtle about it.
Because Maki and Ino are standing shoulder to shoulder a few feet behind you gossiping like a couple of school girls who think they're being much quieter than they are. The debate of why you're waiting like a Russian mother for her war bound son fresh on their tongues.
"Maybe she got one of those warnings yesterday," Ino whispers, "You know, like a creepy stranger approaching in an alley like, 'don't come to work tomorrow' and now she's waiting for something bad to happen because she didn't heed his warning."
You raspberry blow a strand of hair from your face as you eye the view beyond the glass doors, chin in hand and elbow resting on the counter beside the register.
Maki rolls her eyes, leaning against the back counter beside him. "Shit like that doesn't actually happen. She's obviously waiting for someone."
"Really?" Ino perks up instantly, nudging her arm, intrigued after hours of another boring shift. "Who?"
Maki shrugs. "Tax investigator?"
A soft snort escapes you, but you keep your lidded attention fixed on the front. Had you even been staring that much? A few odd glances at the front and now you're being considered for fraud.
A few customers linger at the small tables, chatting quietly over sweets as sunlight pours through the windows. It's peaceful. Normal.
Ino goes quiet, visibly trying to process the idea of you committing tax fraud.
"Or," Maki adds, barely bothering to think before words fall from her lips, "little miss works-seven-days-a-week got herself a boyfriend."
You twirl to face them at last, arms folding across your chest as you school your expression into something unimpressed, though amusement is ever present. Both of them freeze immediately, like toddlers caught with their hands in the cookie jar.
"Didn't Nanami say something about cutting the pay of whoever has the lowest step count?" you ask, tone mild but pointed, as if you haven't just been standing here doing nothing for the past 10 minutes yourself.
Ino rubs the back of his neck, already turning away. "Yeah, yeah..." he mutters, shuffling off to restock the spoons with exaggerated diligence.
Maki clicks her tongue, pushing her glasses up the bridge of her nose before grabbing a cloth. She grumbles incoherently, though she's already wiping down the counter with a bit more effort than necessary.
You turn back towards the counter with amusement. "Tax evasion," you snicker to yourself.
"Well," a voice says, far too close to your right, "you really know how to welcome a customer."
You flinch, literally flinch, your head snapping to the side.
Aaand there he is. Leaning casually against the counter like he's been there the whole time, a grin already pulling his lips. Somehow, Satoru Gojo has managed to sneak past you to scare the shit out of you twice.
"And here I was," he adds, tilting his head just slightly, "waiting for my cue and everything." He mimics you with a high pitched voice, "'Oh how I love my job serving all these people, like my good-looking customer Satoru Gojo.'"
Black shirt, sleeves rolled halfway up his forearms like he got dressed without a second thought, black pants to match. No glasses today, just open intensely blue eye contact the second you turn. It's hard to miss how aware he is of your reaction. You know how some animals just seem more alive than others, more alert, more present, like they're more aware of your presence and then some? You're noticing his eyes feel akin to something like that, especially without the shades acting as a buffer.
And then you realize, a second too late, that you havent said a word outside of "oh my god," uttered under your breath. Which may be worse than complete silence in the face of the—accurately put— good looking Satoru Gojo.
"Is a little birdie evading taxes?" He smiles deeply.
Your body lets out a sound between a scoff and a surprised breath.
"No," you shake your head. "No, no," you add quickly with a little huff, straightening a little too fast, picking at the peeling part of the edge counter with your fingernail. "Sorry, you scared me. I was just— no. I'm not evading taxes."
He grins down at you quietly, his default expression of stillness and all smiles, tilting his head the opposite way this time. He’s literally looking through you. The subtle twitch in the corner of his lips tells you he’s holding back a laugh. Probably at you. Not with you.
A customer coughs idly a few feet away. Right. Customers. Working. That's what you're supposed to be doing right now.
Clearing your throat, you tilt toward the register, tapping the screen to wake it up for an order.
"Would you like to order something? Same as last time?" you ask, glancing up at him.
"Ehh," he drags out all breathy and whiny, "not really."
He purses his lips. A beat passes. "But, well.. I could be talked into it by a very enthusiastic and helpful employee. You know I love mochi.”
You hover your finger over the screen showing many options of sweets on the menu, glancing up at his little smile. He's very obviously goading you into convincing him that what you're selling is what he should be buying like a prim and proper employee.
You can practically feel the expectant stare of your coworkers drilling into your back, silently begging you to humor the rich man's silent offer for some playful banter so they might get their hands on the tips he so generously fills the tip jar with whenever he comes in.
But you don't need any convincing.
"Hmm," you hum like he's just handed you a genuinely difficult problem, wearing the appropriate expression for the role you're playing. "Sounds like a hard sell."
"Ahh not at all!" he beams. His hands drop to his hips and his face lights up into a literal ':D', so animated it's comical. "I'm real easy when you get to know me." His act is clearly not strong enough to beat his natural bright personality dying to shine through.
"I see," you hum, holding in a smile. "In that case, I think you'd like many of our selection—"
"Welll, don't get me wrong," he interrupts, as if he's just realized his words didn't align with the stubborn customer act. He leans forward suddenly, hands still planted on his hips, with a mock expression of seriousness. "I might end up being very difficult to please."
He whisper adds, "Y'know, so, pull out your best stops."
He reminds you of a child cutting in with new rules for a make believe game every two minutes and expects you to follow.
You do. You follow.
"Oh." You glance over your shoulder idly. "Then I may have some convincing material in the back. Would you be interested in that, sir?"
It almost sounds like you're inviting him to the back to do some nefarious thing with you.
His smile grows in approval as his lanky abdomen hunches even closer. "Oh am I! Mm, I think I am. Show me what you got.”
You know hard-to-please customers respond well to honorifics. And you're right because before you can even nod, he boops you right on the nose. Like you're a little doll.
"What a polite girl you are."
You're overly fucking embarrassed when you respond with an instinctive, "Yes I am," that only a service worker with a specific script in their subconscious mind would understand.
You quickly add, "I'll grab it," before ducking into the back, ignoring your shaky palms to retrieve the box you need with a warm face. You take a beat in the back to squeeze your face together and let out your embarrassment. It barely helps but you’re used to shoving it down.
When you return, he's in a lazy stance, hips thrusted forward but still hunched, his hands in his pockets, eyes roaming.
"We just got strawberries in," you explain as you approach, pulling the lid off to present the juicy, ripe fruit. "They're really fresh."
His eyes gleam like he's spotted treasure, but he quickly shifts his expression back into character. He raises a brow sternly and pinches his chin with two bony fingers.
"Well, well. I must say, that is enticing. But, important inquiry for you. Your answer will be my deciding factor."
You wait.
"Are they sweet?"
He pauses, for dramatic effect..
Your brows twitch as the silence drones on.
"Or are they bitter and tart? Because I'm not a fan of the snappy ones," he finishes, sticking out his tongue out for emphasis, making a 'bleh' face.
You glance at the strawberries briefly, confident that they're sweeter than they are bitter, especially since Nanami had you sample one of the strawberry mochi just this morning after you'd made a fresh batch. You're sure the quality of the batch is top notch. Nanami is the efficient type.
"I can give you a sample if that would help a valued customer like you decide?"
His reaction is immediate. Cartoon flowers and an exclamation point pops up around his aura. You grin at how exaggeratedly pleased he looks, but he quickly regains composure, bringing his face back to that stern like expression with a cough.
"Hmm. Yes. That sounds good," he hums, all business. "I'll taste."
"Yeah? Okay great." You smile as you pick up one of the delicate white ruffled sheets with a strawberry nestled inside. "Let me just plate this—“
"I changed my mind," he interrupts suddenly, voice laced with mock authority. He leans forward, palms resting on the counter. "I want you to try it for me, you know, in case it's a bitter one."
One look at him and you can tell he's serious. Your eyes flick down to the strawberry, your mind processing the request.
“If you want me to," you say, hoping Nanami will be happy that you served his personal friend well. "Sure, I can check for you."
He smiles approvingly, head tilting slightly as he his eyes stay focused on yours, aware. That conscious look in his eye that's so unique to him glimmers.
You casually grasp the strawberry by its green leaves and bring it to your lips since there's no need to waste a plate and a spoon on yourself.
You take a small bite out of the tip and sweetness floods your mouth immediately, confirming Nanami's dedication to the quality of his stock. As you pull away from the strawberry, a little stream of pink juice escapes the corner of your lips and trails down your chin.
You hesitate as you feel it, your free hand instinctively raising absently in the air, thinking where the closest napkin might be that isn't the sleeve of your work shirt. You don't even want to look at him; you probably seem like a messy toddler right now.
You mutter a instinctive hum to fill the silence, instead of speaking with a mouthful, scrambling and cringing and slightly uncomfortable with the sticky feeling of the cold juice and trying to discreetly wipe the juice off with a (thankfully) nearby napkin.
"Sorry. Good news, it's—"
Your words catch in your throat as you feel light pressure against the strawberry in your hand, and you glance up to see him take a bigger bite out of your bite in the red fruit inches from your face. He's close— dramatically leaned in. Eating right from your hand.
"—Sweet," you finish as his white lashes flutter just slightly with effort. His teeth sink into the sweet flesh with a satisfyingly wet crunch. His jaw tenses with the force. Juice flows down your fingers and palm.
"Okay then," you huff with an almost disbelieving amused expression.
He hums in exaggerated delight, straightening up with a satisfied look on his face. He wipes his bottom lip with the flat of his thumb.
"Very sweet," he confirms matter-of-factly.
The sharp tear of your skin surrounding your nail of your free hand by your side makes you slightly cringe you realize you were picking at your skin again. It's a bad habit, really, as you've been told so many times in the past. You shove your mildly stinging thumb into your palm and wrap your fingers around it, hiding it from the air.
"I'm— uh— very glad I could help you with that," you mutter a little disorganized as you bend and quickly toss the used napkin as well as the strawberry nub in the trash before placing the lid back on the strawberry box.
"Ready to order?" You clear your throat of your awkward tone.
As you wipe your hands down your apron, he starts speaking in his usual playful manner.
"Yeahh, lemme get," he draws out the word, squinting up at the menu as if in deep concentration, making you prepare to take his order. "Two Kikifuku for here, and five to go!"
Your finger hesitates hovering over the screen, pausing. No strawberry mochi? No strawberry anything?
"Okay, great. Is that all?" You're not even a little hung up on the fact that he didn't actually buy the strawberry mochi after all that. He's easily one of your most enjoyable customers to serve.
"Yep!" he says cheerfully, dropping fifty bucks into the tip jar before pulling out his card to pay.
You swipe his card with appreciation for his generosity in your complexion, and as he takes it back from you, you flinch with remembrance.
"Oh! I almost forgot," you quickly crouch to reach into the cabinet below the counter.
You pop back up with his heavy black debit card in hand. "You left it here the other night. Don't worry, I kept it safe."
He blinks at the card in your outstretched hand, then back up at you with a blank, default look.
For a split second, you swear you see a flicker of his cheek before his face morphs into causality.
"Whew!" He exclaims, snatching the card from you and stuffing it into his sleek wallet. "What a relief! You're the best."
You smile and nod dutifully. "Your order should be out soon. I'll bring it to you."
He stuffs his wallet into his back pocket with a little jump to aid gravity, nodding casually.
"By the way," he adds as you start to turn away. He takes a step closer to the counter separating you, as if speaking on something mildly private. "Did you leave my card here overnight, or did you take it home? Y'know, keep it all safe and warm in your pocket."
You blink, not quite understanding his intention in asking. Is there a correct answer here? It almost sounds like he wants you to say the latter, when common sense would lead anyone to believe that's the wrong answer.
"I— Yeah, I left it here," you answer, picking at your injured nail from behind your back. "I knew it'd be safe behind locked doors and everything."
As someone in customer service, you can pick up on the fact that, for some reason, that wasn't the right answer. Apologies are a better safe than sorry kind of thing in this business, so you add, "I hope that's okay."
He quickly brushes your worries off with a wave. "Nah, Don't worry about it."
You nod once, lips pressed together, rocking slightly on your heels with your hands behind your back.
"Nice," he says, flicking his tongue against his front teeth as he eyes the table he plans to sit at. "I'll be here. Waiting for ya'."
You hmph with a nod and a polite smile, like you usually do for customers. But a spark comes alive in your chest as he hums to himself, gliding over to the single table.
You're ready to get to work. As you turn your back to the counter with your mind already ready to do your job,
Your two co-workers are waiting for you.
"Cha-Ching!" Ino, not as subtle as he thinks, pumps his fist at the sight of the fifty in the tip jar, sliding beside you to exaggeratedly peek into the glass jar.
"Handled that better than I would have. I'd already be fired and gone." Maki praises like it's a chore as she rests her hip on the counter, arms folded. "No matter how much money that bozo drops."
You huff, peeking over your shoulder at the man of the hour lounging at a table close by before shushing them with amusement. "He's gonna hear you and take it back."
"No way! That's illegal isn't it?" Ino asks dumbfounded as he scratches his head stupidly, moving away from the jar.
"I wouldn't put it past a guy like him," Maki drones monotoned. "I could totally see him kanoodling his sticky fingers in the jar to fish it back out with no problem."
"He wouldn't," you chuckle and shake your head. Your eyes squint briefly through your amusement, considering the idea that maybe he would. You don't know him well enough, he's rather unpredictable.
"It is weird though," Ino hums, "the guy never usually sits down, always 'to-go' and seems all busy."
You hum curiously as you reach out to begin plating his order.
Maki taps your hand in a little smack, making you halt. "No way, don't worry about it. I can't make you endure that idiot and serve him too with a good conscience," she says, already plating his order without having to even look, a seasoned vet having worked here longer than you.
Maki doesn't know you want to serve him. That you've been waiting for this exact circumstance since Professor Toji submitted your grade. That he's who you've been eyeing the front doors for. Wanting to see some kind of approval in his eyes when you tell him.
You glance over again— and of course he's already looking at you. You're about to give in to Maki's out of character generosity and just wait for another opportunity but—
The man locks eyes with you and lifts his hand slightly, like he's summoning you instead of asking, that million dollar smile resting easy on his charming face.
Relief settles in your chest. No scrambling for an excuse needed, he's already made the decision for you without even knowing it. Can't say no to a customer, right?
"Too late. I've been summoned." You nod towards the needy customer, showing Maki. You shrug like you're now under lock and key, 'oh well, whattdda gonna do?' look on your face.
"Thoughts and prayers," Maki snorts, not even put up a fight, she doesn't even look up as she says it, just plates his order for you and the next second, she's already turning to her station.
You grab his plate. "Don't seem too eager now," you chide playfully.
"If he asks something complicated," she adds, organizing cups that don't need it, "I'm on break."
You grin, nudging her with your elbow on your way past her.
Ino is still celebrating behind you, riding the high of that tip you'll have to split three ways, but you're already half gone. Your attention snagging like a loose thread tied to the silly man at the table.
It's a short walk. You've done it hundreds of times. But right now, it feels like you're walking on air. You've always embarrassingly been the type to raise their hand at every question in class, arm stretching painfully as your fingers wiggle in the air— like that'll entice the chances of being called on. A chance to show your dedication. You need to be first, and you need to show the teacher that you're the best student here, that you care about what they have to say. That you're good.
Before you know it, you're there, adjusting the plate in your hands as he fixes his attention up to you from where he's sprawled over the chair.
"Here you are," you clear your throat, gently placing his plate in front of him, "let me know if you need anything else."
"Sounds like a deal." He spins the plate as if to see every angle before snatching the spoon with a giddy aura.
You take a small step back, ready to— but you don't leave. You stand there, stupidly. Watching him shove half of the entire mochi into his mouth as you wring your hands out behind you.
His chewing pauses for half a beat. His gaze flicks in your direction on the table but not quite up at you, like he's picked up on something in his surrounding environment with instinct.
He glances up at you fully, locating the abnormality. "Hm?" he hums idly, almost to himself.
You take in air, quickly uttering, "Oh I was just—"
"Yeah?" he asks you softly, tilting his head with a teasing grin betraying his kindness.
You force yourself to stop fidgeting with your hands to hold them still. Just get it out before he assumes you're a creep. You've never been good at the whole small talk 'good to see you, how are you' thing.
"I wanted to tell you about my grade," you admit with a huff, as if it'll help with all your awkwardness. "I got it back."
"Ohh right!" he exclaims and drops his head to rest on his palm. He looks up at you sideways, soft white hair flowing down towards gravity, elbow propped on the table. "What'd the geezer think about our little conversation? I'm on the edge of my seat. Talk to me."
Your shoulders immediately relax, relief rolling down your skin in goosebumps, and an anticipatory smile forms on your face. "I got a ninety-nine."
A still beat passes.
"...Really?" he breaks the silence with a question but it's more of a monotoned statement, like he's genuinely surprised at what you've just said.
You blink. He was so passionate about his philosophy before, you didn't know what to expect but it's not shock and disbelief.
"You seem.. surprised?" you huff a bit, curious amusement slight on your expression.
"Hm." He leans back in his seat, tilting his body so his knees are outstretched on either side of you, comfortably manspread with his full attention facing and bracketing you within. "What do you think?"
You recognize that tone, similar to the cadence of some of your professors and the same on his voice the other night. Goading you into a lesson once again. Like a mouse to smelly cheese, your brain gears start spinning.
He gives you ample time to ponder a 'why' to his reaction, sticking the other half of the mochi ball into his cheeks. Not taking his eyes off you.
"..because rich people want everyone, including my professor, to be ignorant?"
"Mm!" He huffs dramatically from his throat, smiling close lipped around his mouthful, proud you learned. He straightens his back, head level with your clavicle, and ruffles your hair.
Warm pride fills your chest and perhaps a few butterflies as his hand takes up the space at the top of your head. Maybe you tuck your chin just a bit so he can have better access for a proper pat too, eyes on your shoes. It's a little silly to be patted like a child, but you accept it with much less than no fight.
"Did you have fun?" His lilted voice queries. He leans back into his seat again, taking his big hand away with him.
You hesitate at his question, glancing up, not expecting it. "Did I.. have fun?"
He doesn't aid in any clarification, just watches you with that charming smile idle on his face.
"Writing the paper..?" you try.
"Mmhmm," he hums as he licks his sugary spoon.
"Oh." You huff. "Well, you know," shrug, "I didn't throw my laptop across the room, so that's promising."
"Wow, not even one attempted laptop homicide? Impressive," he says in that alluring, playful cadence of his natural voice. And there's that glimmer of what you think is approval in his eye.
He offers you a fist bump and you don't hesitate to make your knuckles touch briefly. It's so friendly, you can't help but laugh.
"Have I redeemed your faith in the youth?" you joke as you take your hand back, referencing what he said that night.
"Well, well," he smiles and it's almost arrogant on a man so beautiful. "You wanting another lesson?"
Your chest lights up. You glance around very briefly so make sure the shop is slow, already nodding before properly checking.
"I mean if it's okay— if you have time," you clear your throat, "and stuff."
He waits patiently to make sure that's the end of your gargled sentence before tapping the chair opposite him with his foot. "Sit," he says like it's obvious.
You take a seat and you can practically hear Maki in the back of your head cringe with (slight) sympathy.
"You're an eager student, huh? You get high on that 99% or what?" He wiggles his brows. So that's what he thinks, that you're so enticed by the grade his philosophy won you, you just want more in hopes of a smoother college experience.
You huff, sitting on your hands. "I like a good grade as much as any thriving college student," you enunciate the adjective with sarcasm, making him chuckle.
"But, no, I—" you pause to chew the inside of your cheek, blinking upwards to reign your thoughts in order. You land on, "That grade did surprised me, what you said surprised me for sure. But, I just.. I enjoyed talking to you. I want to know more." About you.
"Hm?" he hums curiously, tilting his head dramatically like a dog, chin in his fingers like a painter as he ponders. He finally says, "Damn, you really are interested. That's hilarious."
Your brows furrow a little but you can't help a little embarrassed amusement. "What's hilarious?" you ask, unable to hold it back as he chuckles.
For some reason it feels like he's talking more to himself than he is you. Like he's not used to someone caring about his exaggeratedly quirky views of the world.
"Ahh nothing," he brushes it off and leans over to grasp the edge of your chair. "Herrrreee we go," he drawls as he yanks and pulls the seat, catching you off guard as he skids it across the floor— until you're sat beside him on his side of the table.
"Oh. Okay." You glance at your position beside eachother, the outside of his manspread thigh touching yours.
He taps the table a few times with the bottom of his plastic bear-themed spoon, looking down at you.
"Close enough?"
You blink up at him. "Oh— yeah. Thank you." What else is there to say to that question? There's not really much need to be this close in the first place but he asks like it's so natural, only the most logical thing to inquire in this situation.
You can't tell if he's joking, since everything he says sounds that way and he's so close already you can see the soft fuzz of his skin, but the man is a little unpredictable and hard to interpret already, so you drop any attempt at making his question make sense with the risk of sounding stupid seriously thanking him for a joke.
"You are so welcome," he hums, eyes still wide focused on you, playing with the spoon one handed by circulating it over and under from one finger to another like it's a pen with his wrist resting on the table.
Silence.
There's a pause because you have no idea what to say to that— but he doesn't seem at all phased by what could possibly be an awkward moment. It's almost like he doesn't notice the social cue. If he does, he sincerely doesn't care, to the extent that he doesn't even think about it. The silent—and a little weird—eye contact doesn't last long though as he picks up the conversation again with the enthusiasm of a professor who loves their job.
"Here's how we'll go about this lesson," he begins, "you pick my brain as much as your little heart desires and I get to ask you some questions in return. Sound fair, right? We can call it..." he hums dramatically like he's swishing something around in his mind. "Tooth time! A little segment."
You huff a chuckle at the made up segment. "Questions like what?" you ask curiously.
He chuckles, wagging a finger at you. "Aht aht aht— No spoilers, eager little kitty. You know the rules of this game, right?"
You press your lips together, because the nickname is wholeheartedly cringeworthy, but it doesn't seem to matter coming out of an exceedingly playful man like him.
"Oh right. Oops," you whisper, imitating zipping your mouth shut.
He smiles widely and drops his spoon onto his plate, pulling his now free hand up to offer a handshake. "Put your hand out."
"Come on, cooome on," he calls to you as if his hand is bait waving around in the water and you're a little fish wandering nearby.
Your brow quirks. A deal, huh?
"Didn't know this was so official," you tease and take his hand with an amused smile.
He pulls your hand into his space and leans in closer to whisper, "Oh, it's very official," into your face as you shake hands. You get a whiff of his sugary sweet breath. And wow, is his hand just swallowing yours up into a warm cocoon.
You let out the breath of air you subconsciously inhaled the second his scent came over you and nod dutifully. "Well, in that case, I accept your terms."
"Oh my," he giggles like he has his very own an inside joke about what you've just said that you aren't in on, "So fast? Just like that? Are you suuuure?"
He waits with palpable amusement as you consider any conditions someone might have for contracts like you've seen in movies.
You bite back a smile. "No questions about my salary, you know, that could get messy."
"Oh, of course not!" He waves you off with— not even attempted concealment in that hugely amused smile, "I'd never even think of it! Wouldn't want to make either of us uncomfortable."
"Yeah, it's been an issue before," you sigh dramatically, "It doesn't go over well. You know how it is, they peek at my bank statements, get all insecure because I make more than they do, and it ends with them slamming the door in my face. Would rather avoid it if possible."
He cackles and hums with approval. "Smart girl."
You let the act go with an amused head shake. Obviously, he can ask whatever he'd like, your little joke expressed that enough.
"Alrighty, what's that pressing question aching to get out of that mind of yours?" He twists his upper body so he's facing you better, resting his forearm on the table and the other one on the back of your chair.
You ignore the fact that he's almost teasing your eagerness, because it's not like it was discreet the way you awkwardly watched him eat in silence before he realized you standing there like a weirdo trying to think of anything to say. Surely with the stupid expression of a dog waiting for a treat.
"Okay," you begin, straightening up your posture as you focus. "So money is energy, working is a scam, I get that.. kinda.. but what now?"
"Nooow you get greedy!" he says like it's obvious, only your birthright and like it's ohh so exciting.
"About what? How?" You blink, head shaking a bit as you search his face for answers. The money you don't have?
He hums and glances at nothing, thinking for a beat.
"Well, I guess the right question is, what do you want?"
"Like.." you huff, "out of life?"
"Sure."
Sure. All flippant and shrugging, like it doesn't matter all too much, like this isn't a question people die without even skating the surface of realizing. He should really just ask what your soul purpose is as a human being on the planet, it'd save time.
The man doesn't need to prove his credentials to you. So you open your mind and think. You take a deep breath. What do you want? There's too much to fucking choose from, so you land on,
"To survive. To stop worrying. To have a second to breathe without—" getting drunk and crying, lying to your friends about how you're doing, and working till you drop.
"You know, etcetera." You puff to expel the seriousness that threatened to make its presence known, fidgeting with your thumb again on the side of the chair by your thigh he can't see too easily.
"I see." He idly taps the table with one long finger. "Not my question, but you answered it nonetheless. What now? Well, I'd say this is the exciting part. Come here."
You blink as he gestures with two long fingers for you to huddle in closer.
Once you're a breath away, eyes attentive and ears ready, his lips part and he's on the precipice of telling you what you've been unconsciously yearning for for years, maybe since you were born— to be told what to do.
"Say 'cheese!'" he shouts and before you know it, the light of his phone camera is flashing over your face repeatedly as shutters indicate he's taking pictures of you.
On instinct, your eyes squeeze shut and your face tilts away from the light. He must have only taken a few before you flinched away and when you glance back at him, he's shoving his phone back into his back pocket with a satisfied look.
"You shoulda seen your face, kid. Totally capture worthy."
Your eyes squint incredulously as you glance to the side a bit, almost like you're waiting for the fourth wall to break. It's comical how unpredictable this guy is, and even more, how much he strays away from social rules. It feels like you're playing a game interacting with him, with rules you aren't aware of.
He lets out a 'ouh' sound, tilting his head like a dog when he catches your stalled stare, though his face is exceedingly blank with his default smile. "What's this? Don't tell me you're camera shy," he teases.
You shake your head, exhaling in slight disbelief. "Does this mean I can take pictures of you too?"
He tilts his head the opposite direction with a wide smile. "Of course. Is that what you want?"
"I kinda wanted to know what you were gonna say. You know, right before your artistic instinct caught a capture worthy shot."
"Ahh, right, right." He clears his throat when a snicker comes through. "But before that, I think it's about time for my question, don't you think?"
You squint for a beat stubbornly like you're considering, but it's just for show, you have no intention of denying him. "Okay, sure."
He weasels his muscular thigh around to the outside of your chair, so he's facing you completely like before with both legs bracketing you while your body mostly faces the table.
"How old are you?"
You glance up to his face with interest from where your eyes were examining his manspread thighs.
"Twenty-three," you say. Suddenly you're a kid again, being asked A B and C to fill out a mandatory form so you can apply to something you're probably not eligible for.
"Is that right?"
"How old are you?" you ask in return, curiosity bumping up.
He gasps. "Don't you know never to ask a lady his age? So rude, the youth these days. How old do you think I am? No, don't tell me."
You chuckle. "Okay but just so you know, I'm considering the idea the white in your hair is actually just grey."
He throws his head back and cackles, making his hand on the back of your chair brush against your back.
"I'll act like you didn't just call me old," he says all sultry to you, like it's a little secret just between you two. "Anyways, the answer you're looking for is to have fun. And how do you do that? Well, you'd have to try new things, see what really gets you goin'. And then maybe we'll have somethin' to work with. You gotta start wanting out of life to start making some real impact in the wallet department. Easy, right?"
So figure out what you truly want and then you can figure out how to make money off it. Have fun. But sadly, you don't have time to have fun and explore hobbies. Maybe you can pick up a book or something.
"Easy. Right," you press your lips together in a smile, showing your appreciation and of course, he smiles back. It feels like he can read your mind, those eyes.
"Do you enjoy talking to me?" he queries simply.
Your smile grows and you nod. You swallow briefly before adding, "You're my favorite customer."
"Aww, yeah?? What do you like about talking to me?" He asks intimately despite barely knowing you, one hand resting on his knee, close enough to your own knee that he's able to tap it a few times, which he does of course, making you swallow.
"Is that one of your questions?"
"Sure."
You chew on the inside of your cheek and joke, "What don't I like about talking to you?"
He giggles all giddy, his finger steadily tapping at your knee. "I like that answer. C'mon, gimme specifics."
Fishing for complements? Strangely, his questions don't feel that surface area.
You take a deep breath, considering with a smile.
"You're easy." You glance up at him before quickly returning your gaze to his finger on your knee, trying to ignore his stare so you can utter a real response. "It's easy to talk to you. I can never really predict what you're gonna say. You're kinda.. odd."
You blink back to his face with slight panic and add, "In a good way. In a good, fun way. I really enjoy it— you— I mean talking to you."
He laughs heartily for long enough that you can feel your heart rate go up as the heat in your face rises too.
After his fit of laughter, he throws out a thumbs up, huge smile sparkling and one eye shut in a long wink. "Jeez, that could make a grown man tear up! Ten out of ten. Perfect answer, you win." Massive approval.
You sigh a breath of content, letting the small smile return to your face.
The hand on the back of your chair suddenly flattens between your shoulder blades and you almost squeak like a toy. He's touchy.
"Look here," he whispers like a fisherman teaching his son about the types of fish to have a keen eye for, leaning into you. He points a finger to draw your gaze to a balding man sitting in the corner. Not subtle at all. But the man doesn't seem to notice. "You see that guy?"
You nod, a question on your face, blinking in attempt to keep your attention off of the huge palm on your back.
He takes his eyes off the man to give you a present stare. "Lesson time. It's beneficial to know that money is not everything. What people really want without even knowing it is opportunity."
You swallow, nodding again as you glance at him for the confirmation he's seeking in your gaze that you're paying attention.
"But, I mean, can't money give you opportunities?" you add like a good little student.
"Hm, fair point." He smiles, like you've contributed a valid point. "Here, let's go back to— let's call him Bob— here. He has a steady cooperate 9-5 at a well proclaimed office."
You stifle a laugh. "Actually his name is Paul. He likes mango."
Paul is a regular. He doesn't talk to you much, but he comes in often enough.
Gojo rubs a hand over his lower face, laughing with you. "Oh yeah? Is that right? Okay, well, Paul."
He glances around at nothing, pushing his pursed lips to the side like he's thinking, tilting his head like a scale. "Let's see, most of those positions.. Paul is making around 38k. Monthly, 3k, 4k at most when his boss gives him extra work. What do you think? Good amount?"
Compared to you, yeah. You make less than half that on a particularly exhausting month. You shrug, "Doesn't sound like he's struggling or anything."
"You'd think so, huh? Well, we haven't considered his expenses. Bob here never took 'money management' in school. You know why?"
"Uh- because he didn't go to college?"
Gojo laughs. "No, because money management isn't taught in school. Instead, things like the quadratic equation is prioritized instead of how to pay taxes. Hell, most parents don't teach their kids how to use an ATM before they kick em out on their 18th birthday."
You scoff at his accuracy, a disappointed jump in your brow. The world really is so ridiculous when he puts it like that. It sets kids up for failure right out the gate.
He smiles, chuckling happily at your reaction. "Yes, it's rather annoying, really. Anyways, back to my point."
He nudges his head towards Paul. "So let's say he has a check for 4k this month. Lucky him, right?"
You're about to nod along, not thinking much of it, until he drops his hand down onto the table, reveling in your little jump.
"Wrong."
"How?" You blink at him, brows furrowed and voice hushed, "What could be possibly be spending it on?"
"Well, Bob spends 1k on his mortgage. And life insurance, retirement, taxes are 800. 200 on groceries, 300 on take out, 300 on tennis lessons for his wife, 700 so his darling daughter can go to a good college, we can't forget 200 on booze, phone, utilities, personal spending like clothes etc, 800 if he's lucky. And of course, the 1,200 on debt payments because of that time he got into a bar fight and ended up with a nice one-day hospital stay."
Did he just do all of that math in his head? You can't even be sure if it actually adds up or not without a calculator.
"Jesus fuck," you blurt.
"Oop!" His expression bursts with amused surprise at your sudden reaction.
He laughs as your eyes widen in brief surprise because his reaction made you realize what you'd said in the shop.
"Be careful," he teases as you cringe and resist covering your own mouth, "Mister Nanami isn't a fan of the devils tongue little miss employee of the month."
"Sorry," you say instinctively, exhaling through a sheepish smile.
He laughs, and rubs his hand on your back a few times, making your shoulder briefly twitch as your mind blanks for half a second. It's so comfortable. Addictive and makes you feel warm.
"I won't tell if you don't." He smiles lopsided with his pointer finger in front of his lips. "Which actually brings me to my question."
You lick your lips and look over at Paul who is wearing a napkin like a bib. "But, what about Paul?"
He briefly squeezes his eyes shut in great amusement. "Don't worry, Paul can wait, can't he?"
You glance at the man. Paul is a little more impatient than your other customers, but not burdeningly so. You on the other hand..
"Yeah, okay."
"Thank you, Paul," he says briefly before tilting his head at you like a robot locking onto its target. "How good are you at keeping secrets?”
Through the many odd jobs you've had in your young life, strangers from all over decided that you are the perfect candidate to dump the most intimate of secrets on. For some reason, there's something about being a low-valued employee that makes people feel open. It's kind of like you have a special token from each stranger you'll likely never see again.
"Why? Something you wanna get off your chest?" Your eyes squint just a tad, curiosity bleeding.
"Hm," he smiles, "not quite."
You can imagine the secrets this man could have hidden behind that soft button up would be interesting to hear. But, he's not the type to budge, in-fact he seems oddly scheming for such a playful guy.
"Then why ask?" you can't help but wonder.
"Well, same reason I'd ask you how good you are at hide and seek."
...You wait for more clarification but of course, none comes. There are about a million ways to perceive that.
"That somehow answered less than before."
He shrugs and makes an exaggerated dumb face, like he's silently saying it's out of his hands, and 'that's just life,' as if he doesn't have the power to just tell you right here right now.
"I don't know," you drop any attempt at getting a real answer and play into his sillies instead. Honestly, you don't think his intentions go further than being entertained. "Do my friends count?"
"Ehh I don't really care but, well, I don't really like being nagged so yep! Friends count."
This guy must have been the best make-believe kid at recess.
"Okay," you laugh, "sure. I'm good at keeping secrets. Do I get a prize?"
"You just might. How good on a scale of one to ten?"
"Ten."
"Wow! That's ballsy. Poor Paul on the other hand has too many balls to spare. Know why?"
Your brows furrow as you gaze back to Paul who has a ring of sugar around his lips. He only has two mochi. "Why?"
"He and his wife? They fuck once a month. At most." He enunciates 'most' with drama. You realize now he meant balls as in.. balls. Not mochi.
Your eyes jerk towards him. You're suddenly aware that you're in public and your new friend?.. mentor?.. customer? doesn't seem to have an inside voice, or a care for social expectations.
"I... wow. That's a thing you just said out loud."
Your awkward, flustered response earns you a laugh that almost bubbles out of him, like it's a truly genuine laugh from his belly.
"That's rough buddy," he sighs as his laugh dies down, gazing at Paul. He doesn't actually seem all that sympathetic.
"I mean," you mumble under your breath, pausing with hesitance, "Isn't that pretty common, though?"
Older men having sex more than once a month is a crazy thought, though admittedly, you've never given it much thought. You imagine guys like Paul are lucky for that often.
Gojo pauses, head tilting, brows furrowing at Paul with thought. "You know what, I'm not actually sure."
You let out a small laugh and he smiles down at you in tandem.
"Come on, kid. That's what I like to see! You gotta smile more." The hand on your back pushes to your shoulder to give it a squeeze, fingers grazing your collarbone.
Your shoulder muscles tense under the force, then relaxes into the touch, its natural reaction.
"I smile," you huff, glancing briefly at his touch, adding a silly, "and not only at inappropriate comments about a customers sex life, thank you very much."
"Oh, that's a relief. Would probably have to report you to HR. Can't have a perv serving mochi to the civilians."
You shake your head in disapproval, but you can't help but laugh.
"Am I the perv if you gave me unsolicited sexual assumptions about other customers?"
"Fair point," he considers, "Yes."
Your laugh persists, and you fidget with the side of your chair as you chew on your lip. You can feel Gojo smiling beside you.
You finally glance up at him. "If I may, what does Paul's sex life have to do with his money? Or was that just an important side detail?"
"Oh it's important, alright. Paul has money, but he's not having fun! See what I mean?"
Basically: What the hell is the point of money if you can't have fun?
"Paul isn't poor. Not starving, obviously. Paul isn't failing. Yet Paul still spends everyday waiting for the weekend when he can drink till he's brain dead while his wife fucks the tennis coach. Wheeew!" He drags a hand over his forehead and wiggles oddly like he's trying to get a disgusting, scary thought out of his head. Probably the idea of being Paul.
"Well, I don't think I'd have that problem." You chuckle.
"No, you'll be much smarter with your money, won't you?"
You nod at his silly hypothetical, four thousand dollars a month. You? It's a nice dream.
"But not too smart, right?" He wags a finger in your face, staring you down his long finger.
"Oh I wouldn't dream of it. I'd make one ridiculous purchase a day, of course. Make sure it's something utterly useless I'll use once and never look at again."
"Haha! That's the attitude!" You're obviously being silly but he still praises the idea. "And while you're at it, make sure you accept gifts from generous guys like me," he says as he slides his plate over in front of you holding his last mochi ball on it.
Just like last time, he ordered one for himself and one for you. What he does with the other dozen to-go sweets, you aren't sure.
You swallow instinctively and give him a sheepish look. "For me? Are you sure?"
"I feel like I'm having Deja-vu," he chuckles, pinching the side of your thigh, making you jolt.
"Ow," you mumble with an amused look, gently pushing his hand away from your pinched skin.
"Eat it. Sugar is good for the brain. It's a little treat from me to you. Life is sweet, at least when I'm here." He winks at you and you can't help but feel steam billowing off of the top of your head like a cartoon character as your heart beat picks up. So corny.
"Thank you." You sit up and realize you'll have to use his spoon like last time. You side glance at him and he's whistling, not even looking at you.
You pick up his spoon and stab the ball, sliding a bite into your mouth.
A little piece of folded paper comes into view as Gojo slides it towards you on the table.
You look at him with a question on your face as you chew.
You go to pick it up but he stops you, using his fingers to pull it back a bit to keep in his grasp.
"One last thing. You’ll be fine”
You stall. He's being unusually serious, using a slower more genuine tone than usual.
You finally exhale, nodding. Knowing the successful, intelligent man truly thinks you'll be okay, even in such general terms, makes you feel lighter, like he took some of the weight off your shoulders for a moment. He's the only one who knows, even without specifics, that you're suffering this way.
He picks the paper up between his two fingers and offers it to you as his usual wide tight lipped smile returns to his face.
"If you want an opportunity.." he trails off as you take the folded paper. "Don't call to work, though. Only fun."
Your face contorts in confusion and curiosity as you hold the note.
You open it and look at him with even more utter confusion. It's a stupid little drawing of what looks like a penis and balls?
"Oop! Wrong one." He giggles as he pulls out another piece of paper and swaps it with yours.
You open it as he stands and stretches his long arms obnoxiously, making silly noises.
It's a phone number.
"Man, I'm so glad I came todayy." He smiles like a giddy teenage girl, mouth open in the shape of a triangle. "See ya." He winks down at you and squeezes your shoulder on the way to the front counter where Maki hands him his to-go order and thanks him for his service in a monotoned, rehearsed voice.
He leaves practically skipping. As you go to stand, a crumple of paper draws your attention to your little pocket on your apron right at your right breast. You blink and pull out a hundred dollar bill, holding it in the same hand as the phone number note.
Your eyes snap to the door even though you know Gojo is already gone before quickly stuffing it back into your pocket with an exasperated look.
What the fuck just happened?


