we were like gods at the dawning of the world

quinn - he/they - this bitch can fit so much autism in it

[contexfiles]

[0ddoblivion]

Inflation is fucking crazy rn

[ceaselessims]

KIM KITSURAGI — "I do not like women, Harry."

RHETORIC [Easy: Failure] — Kim Kitsuragi is a misogynist.

[denimecho]

Regular day on the job

[u3pxx]

just realizing i havent drawn bratworth in such a long time

[u3pxx]

and of course.... smiles edgeworth :^)

[duskquil]

did u know that sesame street did columbo parodies where he is a sheep and his name is colambo

[duskquil]

i love you colambo

[kirbybaker-the-alch]

I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

[bluehairedspidey]

[renmarrr]

The Roaring Knight

[deathtokillian]

Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

[deathtokillian]

Oh boy have I pissed off the transphobes with this one.

[cherry-waffles]

Moisturize me

[maybe-someday-eventually]

[smiggles]

Dinner time fellas

[smiggles]

That bitch didnt stand a chance

[korixsonder]

HE FUCKING ATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[libraford]

"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

[sirgawin]

george is too relatable

[libraford]

-siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh-

[libraford]

Please stop quoting the Lorax at the people removing Bradford Pear trees.

[kadharonon]

...yeah, that's. hm. that's sure a level of lack of knowledge about flora on their part, huh.

[aetherograph]

"I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues, "And I'm asking you, sir, at the top of my lungs: "Stop planting invasives, they're tacky, they're smelly "They're sticky and messy, they fill folks' noses with jelly! "Stop planting the Bradfords, the gums, the juglone! "Stop planting the Eucalyptus--that colourful fire-bomb!

"Please!" said the Lorax, eyes full of tears, "I haven't seen Chestnut in many long years! "I haven't seen Sycamore, the Sequoias are wee, "And as for old Pando, that marvellous tree "You've built a great fence right across his fine face! "You've split him in pieces--as though it's your place!

"If the trees were there first, then--yes--leave them be! "But those no-good invasives planted well after me! "They were planted by settlers, who razed the land first!" And he jumped up and down, "They're truly the worst! "So chop down that Bradford, and chop it down good! "And plant there a native that you always should

"Have left alone in the first place!" And so saying, he Picked up my axe and he chopped down that tree! And he gave me a seed, and said, "Treat him with care! "Feed him clean water, give him fresh air! "Grow a forest. Protect them from axes that hack. Then the Lorax and all of his friends may come back."

(with apologies to Dr Seuss)

[whisqrs]

[sexygaywizard]

You'll never fuck a weird bitch if you have no whimsy

[professionalchaoticdumbass]