im spinster aged (27)

[threedollarsdotcom]

hey take those earbuds out. shows u a really loud picture of a horse

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[lesbianshepard]

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[molabuddy]

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

[innerchildabortionclinic]

if dogs could use the internet and talk their incel communities would definitely have some insane shit to say about spaying and neutering [remembers this isn't normal to think about] the weather is warmer lately did anyone notice that

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[pikamusume]

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[stealingpotatoes]

i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3

[ryebreadgf]

here are the top 10 tips for getting out of your tragic time loop TODAY. this video is supported by squarespace

[memories-of-ancients]

Copper crab, Moche culture, Peru, 6th-7th century

from The MET

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[queenofthewasteland]

Unholy Masquerade day (night)!!

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich