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Consultation Hours: TBA {dependent nyotalia hungary rp blog for harvesttalia}

[rpmemes-galore]

Melanie Martinez — Cry Baby Album {Sentence Starters}

“You seem to replace your brain with your heart.”

“You take things so hard and then you fall apart.”

“Your heart’s too big for your body.”

“You’re all on your own and you lost all your friends.”

“You’re one of a kind and no one understands.”

“They call me cry baby.”

“But I don’t fucking care.”

“Don’t let them see what goes down in the kitchen.”

“Everyone thinks that we’re perfect.”

“Please don’t let them look through the curtains.”

“I see things that nobody else sees.”

“Kids are still depressed when you dress them up.”

“He doesn’t think I’m that fucking dumb does he?”

“Will I catch up to love? I could never tell.”

“You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down.”

“Uh-oh, there it goes. I said too much, it overflowed.”

“Guess I better wash my mouth out with soap.”

“I’m sick of all the games I have to play.”

“It’s not like I’m asking to be your wife.”

“I wanna make you mine, but that’s hard to say.”

“Tell me what to do to make it all feel better.”

“Maybe it’s a cruel joke on me.”

“I’m laughing, I’m crying. It feels like I’m dying.”

“He chased me and he wouldn’t stop!”

“Can anybody hear me? Am I talking to myself?”

“No one will love you if you’re unattractive.”

“So what if I’m crazy? The best people are.”

“Everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me.”

[yourlocalawkwardpotato-deactiva]

❛ i’m trying to be a better person, but some people are testing me ❜

“I’m sorry?”

[yourlocalawkwardpotato-deactiva]

Er, well, that’s quite unfortunate… [how do you deal with things like this] [he isn’t qualified to give therapy sessions-] I hope things… get better for you?

[gyogyszer]

Thank you [sighs] I hope so too. I’ve been going to the Goddess spring weekly and give offerings. I wonder why my prayers haven’t been answered. [looks at the young man] That’s why you be careful with your actions or you’ll end up cursed like me.

[gyogyszer]

She stood behind him as they waited to be checked out of the store. She had been standing for ten minutes in line, but she wasn't complaining. Instead she had been staring at his ponytail. It was long and dangled there, begging to be pulled. Her hand started to raise up, but she quickly put it down. 'No,' she thought to herself, 'Ah'm an adult now. Ah don't do such chidlish pranks.'

The line is insane. If Daniel’s guess is right, he’s been standing here for about fifteen minutes. On normal days, he wouldn’t really mind this. Today, however, is different and he has to go back to the clinic in ten minutes or Agatha will skin him alive. Of course, the last part was just an exaggeration but he really needs to go back; it’s the clinic’s peak hour.

As he stood, he did not take notice of the woman behind him who seems to be eyeing his ponytail like a cat waiting to pounce.

@orphancaretaker​

[orphancaretaker-blog]

‘Maybe if Ah poke it, this feeling will go away. He won’t even notice.’ Slowly she raised up her hand. She gave a light poke to the ponytail before jerking her hand back. She waited for the man to turn, to yell at her, but he didn’t seem to notice. Quietly she raised her finger and poked it again.

She smiled as she continued to poke it. It was so soft. Without thinking she started to play with it, enjoying the feel of it against her hand. She became lost in her own world. 

[gyogyszer]

His eyebrow twitched. Something... is off. He glanced behind him from the corner of his eye. The lady behind him seemed to be staring into space and Daniel continued to ignore it.

But then that something-is-off feeling is back again. It’s as if his hair got caught on something and it won’t stop bothering him. He glanced behind him again and sure enough, the lady is messing with his hair.

He cleared his throat loudly. “I’m sorry but is there something you needed?”

[soaringweiss-deactivated2016092]

[leaves a bouquet of flowers with a card that reads 'Happy Birthday!' in her mailbox] [there's also a small box with a small bird plush] [text] check ur mail whenever! Happy birthday! :')

[ he.. remembered? ] [ scoots to the mailbox and oh look! there’s a bouquet, a card and a small box; she opens the box and– ]

I should burn these. [ she won’t ] [ she’s tearing up, pfft ]

[text]: 👌 [text]: ❤️ 

@gyogyszer

[soaringweiss-deactivated2016092]

It didn’t take long until she dressed herself up nicely. And by nicely, it was merely a pair of jeans and an oversized sweater, really. Unfortunately–or perhaps, fortunately?–her clothing smelled like cake, despite having not been worn after washing. The smell of cake radiated her household, honestly.

Plopping herself onto the couch, with the bird plush in hand, she awaited his arrival. And God, she truly hoped he wouldn’t stand her up. “Come on..”

[gyogyszer]

After entering the wrong street twice and being chased by a dog, Daniel arrived at Julchen’s house mostly unscathed. He hadn’t really dressed up much for the occasion, opting for a more casual combination of a hoodie and a shirt and jeans.

Taking a deep breath (and shaking off the fleeting feeling of numbness on his hands) he rang the doorbell and waited.

...

He didn’t arrive too early did he?

[gyogyszer]

5, 19, 27

5:  Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)

((Contrary to that rumor, Daniel is actually very particular about sanitizing and cleans his house every week. On his days off, you could catch him washing his windows and furniture outside his house if not hanging his laundry.

19:  What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

He thinks about many things including what to do tomorrow and what he needs to buy at the market and if he counted his change right from when he bought food from the cafe.

27:  What is their biggest regret?

It’s a long story but to make it short, let’s say that many years ago, the reason he had for dating a certain someone was because he wanted to get rid of feelings he was having for another person the same time he was dating that someone. He did get rid of those feelings in the end and he realized how much of an asshole he was. But the fact that he used someone to get over another person is very much an douchebag move and he regrets it so much because it cost him his two best friends. They eventually came to and reconciled but things were just... not the same anymore.

After all you never know how much someone means to you until you lose them.

tl;dr college daniel was an asshole, karma got him and he learned his lesson the hard way.

[gyogyszer]

☛ GET INSIDE YOUR CHARACTER'S HEAD! aka The Excessively Detailed Headcanon Meme

Ask a question, any question! Because I have nothing better to do than to answer your questions. ... No, really. I don't. D:

1: What does their bedroom look like?

2: Do they have any daily rituals?

3: Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?

4: What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?

5: Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)

6: Eating habits and sample daily menu

7: Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time

8: Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging

9: Makeup?

10: Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?

11: Intellectual pursuits?

12: Favorite book genre?

13: Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?

14: Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)

15: Biggest and smallest short term goal?

16: Biggest and smallest long term goal?

17: Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress

18: Favorite beverage?

19: What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

20: Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?

21: Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

22: Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

23: How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?

24: Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?

25: How do they see themselves 5 years from today?

26: Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?

27: What is their biggest regret?

28: Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?

29: Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)

30: Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)

31: Most prized possession?

32: Thoughts on material possessions in general?

33: Concept of home and family?

34: Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)

35: What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?

36: What makes them feel guilty?

37: Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?

38: What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?

39: Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?

40: How misanthropic are they?

41: Hobbies?

42: How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?

43: Religion?

44: Superstitions or views on the occult?

45: Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?

46: If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?

47: How do they express love?

48: If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?

49: Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

[soaringweiss-deactivated2016092]

[leaves a bouquet of flowers with a card that reads 'Happy Birthday!' in her mailbox] [there's also a small box with a small bird plush] [text] check ur mail whenever! Happy birthday! :')

[ he.. remembered? ] [ scoots to the mailbox and oh look! there’s a bouquet, a card and a small box; she opens the box and– ]

I should burn these. [ she won’t ] [ she’s tearing up, pfft ]

[text]: 👌 [text]: ❤️ 

@gyogyszer

[soaringweiss-deactivated2016092]

[text]: @ home [text]: take the long way, kon might catch you

[ she’s excited now, wtf. ] I should dress up–

[gyogyszer]

[text] okay! i’m omw!

[omg someone stop him from skipping he--oh my god he’s doing it]

[gyogyszer]

Brain: If you're not someone's favourite they don't like you at all

Me: That is literally not how it works

Brain: Okay but what if it is

[indieteen]

[lacavernicola]

Good day neighbor! Have you seen a brown kitten anywhere?

Salaam! But ah, I do not believe I have? Do you want me to look around for it?

[gyogyszer]

Ah that is unfortunate.

It’s fine, ma’am! I’m just a bit concerned 'cuz it didn’t come around this street the hour it usually did.

[gyogyszer]

She stood behind him as they waited to be checked out of the store. She had been standing for ten minutes in line, but she wasn't complaining. Instead she had been staring at his ponytail. It was long and dangled there, begging to be pulled. Her hand started to raise up, but she quickly put it down. 'No,' she thought to herself, 'Ah'm an adult now. Ah don't do such chidlish pranks.'

The line is insane. If Daniel’s guess is right, he’s been standing here for about fifteen minutes. On normal days, he wouldn’t really mind this. Today, however, is different and he has to go back to the clinic in ten minutes or Agatha will skin him alive. Of course, the last part was just an exaggeration but he really needs to go back; it’s the clinic’s peak hour.

As he stood, he did not take notice of the woman behind him who seems to be eyeing his ponytail like a cat waiting to pounce.

@orphancaretaker​

[yourlocalawkwardpotato-deactiva]

❛ i’m trying to be a better person, but some people are testing me ❜

“I’m sorry?”

[gyogyszer]

[dejectedly looks at the sky] People and the supernatural are testing me.

[soaringweiss-deactivated2016092]

[leaves a bouquet of flowers with a card that reads 'Happy Birthday!' in her mailbox] [there's also a small box with a small bird plush] [text] check ur mail whenever! Happy birthday! :')

[ he.. remembered? ] [ scoots to the mailbox and oh look! there’s a bouquet, a card and a small box; she opens the box and– ]

I should burn these. [ she won’t ] [ she’s tearing up, pfft ]

[text]: 👌 [text]: ❤️ 

@gyogyszer

[soaringweiss-deactivated2016092]

[ … ]

Is he.. [ mumble mumble ]

[text]: 👌👌👌👌 [text]: pick me up

[gyogyszer]

[mmm....]

[text] ok im omw

[text] to ur house

[text] unless you’re at work..?

[patrolled]

i have abs………olutely nothing

[soaringweiss-deactivated2016092]

[leaves a bouquet of flowers with a card that reads 'Happy Birthday!' in her mailbox] [there's also a small box with a small bird plush] [text] check ur mail whenever! Happy birthday! :')

[ he.. remembered? ] [ scoots to the mailbox and oh look! there’s a bouquet, a card and a small box; she opens the box and– ]

I should burn these. [ she won’t ] [ she’s tearing up, pfft ]

[text]: 👌 [text]: ❤️ 

@gyogyszer

[gyogyszer]

pfft– [oh look the little shit is proud of himself he’s like kinikilig ok]

[text] I hope you liked them!

[text] Do u want to have dinner

[text] I mean I understand if ur busy today so--

[gyogyszer]

"AHEM--"

“What--”

@perlenketten

[gyogyszer]

[ light punch to his arm ] HEY. I HEARD YOU ALMOST- [ 8)) ] -FELL OFF YOUR BROOM. During the last Quidditch. Wish I could've been there to watch you fuck up! [ .. she was there, she was worried; she was clinging onto david like there was no tomorrow. ]

[ >8U ] COME ON AT LEAST SHOW SOME REMORSE! [huff huff] At least we took home the cup so it’s worth it! [tho tbh he was afraid bc thought he was gonna die without telling Julchen goodbye. …and David too ofc.]

@soaringweiss

[soaringweiss-deactivated2016092]

Next time, you should just fake sick and let me play. We both know that I’m the better fucking chaser in comparison to you. [ huff ] If I wasn’t sick during the tryouts then– [ SHE IS SOUR ] [ bites her inner cheek and crosses her arm ] [ mumble mumble ] Maybe I can get David to poison you while you’re sleeping.

[gyogyszer]

[scoffs] Not a chance. He’d never listen to you. Hell, he wouldn’t even listen to me; it’s like he’s got his own little world with him [yeah a totally different world where you two are actually together] Come on, it’s not your fault you missed tryouts; someone just put something nasty in your food so you wouldn’t make it in the team. Must’ve been some jealous loser who wanted your spot but didn’t get it anyway. [listen he insisted he stay beside her all night at the infirmary before he got kicked out... not that he was gonna admit it.........]