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Homosexuality explained in a German Children’s Book

‘he tells me jokes, just like dad does’ so this poor kid has to put up with two, maybe three times the dad jokes

That book is called Daddy’s Roommate. And it is one of the books that gets destroyed the most in libraries, forcing libraries to have to purchase it again. That’s right–homophobes keep destroying it, forcing people to buy more copies, which in turn keeps it in print.

wombatking

It’s also not German - I assume this was a translation. It was written by Oklahoma-born gay activist Michael Willhoite. He’s still alive, too - a rare elder in the gay community who survived everything they threw at him.

phantomofthehoepera

swarnpert

someone walking into a bathroom, unzipping their pants, and instead of a pissing sound it's the sound of a sword on a grindstone

swarnpert

sparks are flying

sheldoncooperapologist

When you get cornered by Kira so you send one last text to your minecraft girlfriend but his phone vibrates

sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2

cvberitual

hellenhighwater

You get used to painting with only one hand.

hellenhighwater

Yes, but the alternative is him laying directly under my canvas and staring at me like this:

So instead we take turns, and since this is acrylic, I can wipe it off them with a damp towel if I catch it right away.

hellenhighwater

I should clarify for people, since the lighting does not make this super clear--these are two separate cats, Malice (the black one, who shoulders if she is given constant attention) and Vice (the grey one, who can be held but will fidget constantly.) They’re both not yet two years old, and have a long ways to go before they’re on level with their predecessor, Nimitz, the Terror of the Underbrush, who shouldered so well I could do whole sculpting projects and maintain the use of both hands. Git gud, baby cats.

mori-esque

hellenhighwater

I choked on my coffee

jeekoftheweek

pururin

queenophydea

Not to be a lesbian but holy fuck

mechanicalriddle

#i think about this gif literally every time i put on my parking brake

blackbitchenergy

This was so fucking satisfying to watch

endangered-justice-seeker

WOW

viostormcaller

WTF

jehovahhthickness

I love science

mcsqu1bb

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

mcsqu1bb

Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

mcsqu1bb

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

mcsqu1bb

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

thesaltofcarthage

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

annethecatdetective

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

dreamyfreakout

what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮

kylierocket

Games over 10 years old should be free

ybis

if you have an in game store, micro transactions, or loot boxes, ur game should be free.

hoenngarbage

Ganondorf should and will have sex with every gay man ever

imsobadatnicknames

Emulation of any game or game system that is out of production should be fully legal

hopetheprincess

just-shower-thoughts

Maybe the reason why some people stay up late and can’t sleep is because if they fall asleep, then they’re immediately transported to another shitty day of the daily grind whereas staying awake on their phone in bed is the escape from that.