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[natequarter]

if your writing feels too flat, consider:

putting it through google translate a few times. this will help introduce variety into your writing!

replacing all instances of the word "said" with "screamed", "howled", or "ejaculated". it adds dynamism!

deleting any semicolons you can find. clauses are for bleeding heart liberal pussies.

introducing fifteen new characters. your reader will get bored without someone new to focus on!

adding more adjectives. the more adjectives it is, the more sentence it is.

[spicymochi]

jake the puppy

[spicymochi]

jake the puppy and bmo!

[omegaverse]

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit

[moonmangarrett]

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

[omegaverse]

Hi garrett

[hadal-blacksite-system-deactiva]

happy birthday garrett

[garmbreak1]

happy birthday garrett

[rainbowfoam]

Happy birthday garrett

[jadasakura]

Happy birthday garrett

[ridingthatd-deactivated20251015]

LMAOOO I CAN'T WITH THIS IM SORRY Y'ALL

[horreurscopes]

the tv show "the torment nexus game is bad" being a poignant critique of wage slavery and class disparity and capitalism that is popularized in the west by big tv corporation bc it makes them money, then being turned into "the torment nexus game is bad: the game show" by the most souless and therefore most popular youtuber because it makes him money, so then big tv corporation makes their OWN "the torment nexus game is bad: the OFFICIAL game show" to make even more money off the "the torment nexus game is bad" fictional critique of capitalism tv show, and then it turns out that many allegations of torment nexus-like conditions come out of both reality tv game shows but there aren't any consequences. and then Bigger Corporation goes to the soulless youtuber and is like. lets make another "the torment nexus game is bad" -esque game show to make us a lot of money because the people stuck in the torment nexus love that shit. it's called "the torment nexus game is fun :-)" and then the writer of the "the torment nexus game is bad" posts on twitter that he fucking hates his own story and what it has become. you would think this is a plot from a heavy-handed early black mirror episode but it is unfortunately a plot from real life

[brightlotusmoon]

[natequarter]

[#i havent watched squid games but even i know that making an actual squid games #is perhaps not the message? of the show?]

[gyunightngo]

Hi 👋, My name is Mohammad, and I’m reaching out in a moment of desperate need. I’m a father of three young children living in Gaza, and we are caught in the midst of a catastrophic war. Our home is no longer a safe haven, and the future here seems increasingly uncertain. 💔

I’ve launched a fundraising campaign with the goal of raising $40,000 to relocate my family to a safer place where my children can grow up in peace and have a chance at a brighter future. 🕊️🇵🇸

Unfortunately, my previous fundraising efforts were abruptly halted when my account was terminated without explanation. However, I remain determined to keep fighting for my family’s safety and well-being. 🫶

If you could take a moment to read our story, consider donating, or simply share our campaign with others, it would make an incredible difference. Every act of kindness, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to safety and a new beginning. 🙏

Thank you for your time, compassion, and support. ❤

https://gofund.me/fd1faea2 🔗

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[gyunightngo]

hii if you’re seeing this we’re probably mutuals or you follow me or i follow you. anyways i haven’t been active on this app for like 2-3 years but im back!! i used to be active in atla tumblr but it’s been a few years so my interests have changed a bit

i still love avatar

i’m more into kpop now especially txt especially beomgyu (im ot5 tho). I’m also trying to stan itzy

some anime i like: sk8 the infinity, ohshc, kimi ni todoke, i watched a lot more but i don’t particularly like most of them. i’m gonna watch full metal alchemist soon and see if i like it

western artists: i’m an arianator. i listen to zayn and mitski casually. some artists i want to get more into are sza, frank ocean, rina sawayama, and bryson tiller

also some western shows/cartoons i like are my little pony and some others that i cant remember sorry😭

[gyunightngo]

OH ALSO I WANT TO POST ABOUT TINKERBELL MORE !!

i might talk about some disney shows i grew up with. and also superstore, totally spies, and some other stuff

[gyunightngo]

hii if you’re seeing this we’re probably mutuals or you follow me or i follow you. anyways i haven’t been active on this app for like 2-3 years but im back!! i used to be active in atla tumblr but it’s been a few years so my interests have changed a bit

i still love avatar

i’m more into kpop now especially txt especially beomgyu (im ot5 tho). I’m also trying to stan itzy

some anime i like: sk8 the infinity, ohshc, kimi ni todoke, i watched a lot more but i don’t particularly like most of them. i’m gonna watch full metal alchemist soon and see if i like it

western artists: i’m an arianator. i listen to zayn and mitski casually. some artists i want to get more into are sza, frank ocean, rina sawayama, and bryson tiller

also some western shows/cartoons i like are my little pony and some others that i cant remember sorry😭

[saprotrophix]

[lemondoddle]

[I.D. an image of a bowl of pasta surrounded by pink sparkly hearts and text reading "this is a pasta appreciation post reblog if you fucking love pasta". end I.D.]

[ayscl]

[antennafarm]

his name is. Required Reading

[site19-deactivated20210811]

life gets better. dont get into jujutsu kaisen

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[cathemeralcoelocanth]

[quiet-doll]

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

[lmaonade]

"hey op what the fuck does this mean" is tumblr's "ummm. he's right behind me isn't he"

[gyunightngo]

Season 2 of never have i ever came out I’m team ben now not team paxton. I still like paxton tho

[killtheteendream]

[firekill1015]

This ur own fault for not adhering to the 3.4 oz rule

[frosty-the-snowden]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This is the funniest fucking post I’ve ever seen

[mon-fx]

Honestly, if you can hijack a plane with like 4 ounces of skin care products - you deserve that plane

[woundthatswallows]

with the heard case results and now roe v wade being overturned we desperately need and hopefully will see another actual wave of feminism happen and i'm begging so many of you on here to learn the difference between feminism and transphobia and to stop writing all feminism off as t/rf ideology and learn to think critically. all it does is hurt women and trans people, and especially trans women. and to stop calling people who clearly aren't feminists t/rfs. because the people who are making the laws don't give a shit about women OR trans people. misogyny and transphobia are so closely linked (i wonder why...) and writing off all feminism as transphobic is going to help t/rfs recruit vulnerable and angry young women/girls while helping the masses to write off the feminism that we so desperately need. we need to unite together to fight the patriarchy that oppress us ALL to make a tangible difference against misogyny and transphobia. feminism inherently supports and includes trans women because they are women, and those sprouting any other kind of idea have a deep misunderstanding of feminism and lots of displaced anger and hatred.