[axew]

[freyacrescentshangover-deactiva]

[federalbureauofislam]

me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.

[opticallyaddicted]

[crossconnectmag]

reblog from littlelimpstiff14u2:

Tumblr.

UK-based fashion illustrator and designer T.S. Abe created this fantastic animated self-portrait from a series 15 individual graphite drawings. Abe says this is the first in a series of moving portraits she intends to draw and also mentions this is her first foray into animation. You can follower her most recent work on Tumblr.

Text Via Colossal With Thanks

[phil-the-stone-deactivated20180]

i live for the day when i can obliterate an entitled Nice GuyTM this hard

[justabitunlikely]

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

[ethan-lawson-wate]

[alexander]

trying to pay for college tuition

[jacqthestripper]

If strippers started showing up to other people’s workplaces and pulled the stunts y'all can’t stop trying to pull when you walk into our house. 

originally published on jacqthestripper.com

[iridescentavocado]

The last one lmao

[msunderstoo]

[surprisebitch]

when u intentionally make a grammar/spelling mistake & someone corrects u

[neeek-deactivated20220906]

There would have been a lot less death in the wild west if they had just built the towns big enough

[rhosegold]

who was i before i cared so much about my eyebrows???

[leinaquez]

[meanplastic]

[bransonreese]

[amanitaphalloides-deactivated20]

the internet has ruined me honestly i’m numb to everything. it could be the end of the world and i’d be like “tag urself i’m the acid rain”

[prettypasta]

Saucy White Cheddar Shells and Cheese

[khiroshige-deactivated20221210]

I honestly wish I had Lena Dunham’s confidence. She’s just out here ugly as hell, stupid as hell, annoying as hell, and she’s living so what the fuck am I insecure for?