really big fan of how jirachi holds significance to both oras and pokespe archie, but in VASTLY different ways. here's a bit of an older piece i wasn't planning on posting since i couldn't get it to look the way i wanted to, but i figured i'd dig it up since i was thinking about it again
I’m bored- Pokémon villain dih headcannons, be warned😻😻😻😻😝😝😝🥺🥺🏃🏼♀️💨💨💨💨:
Giovanni: 4.75 inches, and I’m only saying that from personal experience. Guys, he’s East Asian. And he just gives that energy. But he’s thick, uncut, and probably waxes so go wild.
Maxie: 6 inches, cut, but freakishly translucent. You can see every vein. Probably has a couple freckles. Neatly trimmed.
Archie: 9 inches. No joke, we all know the man is big and is rocking the most crazy bush and happy trail, it’s a jungle. Uncut.
Cyrus: He’s also East Asian- he’s a solid 5. Def bare and uncut. Bald. But- BUT, I lowk see him as FTM as well, and that can just be his strap size.
Ghetsis🤤: A 3. LMAOOOO, but a grower… not much. 5.5 inches, take it or leave it. But he’s actually got a decent lookin dih. Like, it’s pretty. And that’s coming from an asexual. Think the type of dih ancient Roman men would kill for and build statues in honor of. Cut, trimmed bush and happy trail.
Colress: packing straight heat (strap), 7.5 inches. Waxes, laser hair removal, he does it all. Cut.
Lysandre: 4 inches. That’s a small dicked man. I’m sorry. But he’s a bottom, so it’s okay, he whimpers and likes being taken care of. Uncut, trimmed bright orange bush. He also has a tramp stamp.
Guzma: Thick and heavy, no joke guys, he’s a horse. 6.5, but will literally split a mf in half. Why else do you think he wears loose pants. Uncut with a bleached bush and a Prince Albert, you’re welcome.
Lusamine: you are not escaping her glittery, neon pink, 8 inch strap I’m so sorry (but it’s okay bc WE, yes WE, ARE ALL where we want to be).
Rose: chode.
Volo: 6 inches, on the skinny side. Uncut. Neatly trimmed, and the prettiest pink head you’ll ever see lowk.
Okay sorry LMAOOO maybe one day I’ll draw them… oooh freaky freaky ahhh
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