I am the Captain of this ship.

I go to seek a Great Perhaps.

[why-so-searios]

[aconfusedbird]

[audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] 

[peornsal]

[assgod]

this is how i’m going to enter every room

[joa-nn-a-deactivated20210607]

[officialrapunzelfitzherbert]

So I did this

[officialrapunzelfitzherbert]

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK

[sssustenance]

[shescyrus]

[wombatmylove]

[cloudbusting85]

♡ roses are red ♡ ♡ violets are blue ♡ ♡ lmaooooooo ♡ ♡ truuuuuuuuu ♡

[lizclimo]

obviously. 

[catsbeaversandducks]

Cats Who are Truly Happy with Their Careers (photos via reddit)

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

so it’s like the first really hot day of the season today and I was walking down the street to the bus station. I’m wearing a crop top and honestly look fine as ever.

I pass these two guys and they whistle and one made cat noises and one asked “hey missy, where are you going dressed like that?”

and I was trying to walk past but it looked like they were about to follow me so I tried to say “back off” or “go to hell” but I was flustered because I’ve never been catcalled before and I said loudly “BACK TO HELL”

and they were just like “shit alright” and let me be.

[imashleigh]

I legitimately laughed, out loud, involuntarily. I love this post so much.

[rumpled]

Rush Hour bloopers.

[queen-of-quiet-queefs]

This is the cutest thing.

[jjnora]

jackie chan is so innocent

the majority of his bloopers anywhere are mainly him messing up his lines because English is like his third language

but he’s a cutie patootie uwu

[twelvedozenteeth]

[micdotcom]

[stonedpervert-blog]

[writeswrongs]

is this doctor who

[purgeyouanimos]

[commanderholly-deactivated20180]

That possum is straight up casting a spell. 

[supervelma]