Mrrrrr.

N | Mid-20s | Recent returnee to fandom

[aardvaark]

average nate-centric leverage episode: grief & drinking & catholic guilt & maybe sterling is there also

average parker-centric episode: another incredibly traumatic piece of her backstory is revealed

average sophie-centric episode: oops she lied/manipulated/kept secrets too much & backed herself into a corner

average hardison-centric episode: hardison gets into a Situation TM

average eliot-centric episode: what if we made eliot a minor celebrity. again.

[bigbluefromthesky]

thee married couple

[enaptyxis]

tagged by the lovely @laurie-ipsum for this or that, trope edition:

slow burn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there’s only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbours or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or gender bent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane

low-pressure tagging (to steal laurie's words) @paljordan @doorsclosingslowly @emmy-everafter @sinosijak @scalematey @sunlitlemonade

[planetphoebe]

oh family man oliver queen how i love you

i could make a separate post of every time ollie makes fun of bruce in this run too

[hauntedhotel]

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

[gallusrostromegalus]

The Library!

For When Not Even God Can Help You!

[pudge-the-fish-live]

“What do you have?” “A KNIFE!!”

look into his eyes and fear

(Jeff the Land Shark in Deadpool [2019])

[movalise]

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[asexual-will]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH🥳🥳🥳

Shout out to the ace icon Connor Hawke!! And shout out to all my fellow aces!! It's not nearly enough representation, but it is wonderful to remember that we do have a canon asexual character in DC.

Asexuality is so often forgotten about even in queer conversations and during pride month, so i encourage others to talk about asexuality more in fandoms, whether its headcanons or canon ace characters, and support ace creators and ace media!

[arcade-confetti]

Catwoman #58, Legends #5, Batman #428

Jason Todd

[jesterlesbian]

what are people's favorite niche ice cream flavors. mine are superman and blue moon (specifically from the midwest like michigan/indiana/wisconsin), van leeuwen's royal wedding cake, and jeni's wildberry lavender

[the-official-ceo]

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[hopefulqueer]

I rly like it when the team is like HARDISON. We need you to forge an old piece of art/document/etc.

And Hardison is like you are MISUSING my TALENTS. You are DISREGARDING the fact that I am an INTERNET MAN and my skills lay in HACKING. You DARE to ask ME to do something as MUNDANE as perfectly construct an 18th century diary, complete with all of the writing inside of it, in TWO DAYS. That is BENEATH ME and also I dont think I can DO IT and you people are RIDICULOUS and why am I even WORKING with people who dont APRECIATE me and ABUSE me so. This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE.

And then the team is like so u'll have it done by wednesday and Hardison goes yea lol of course it sounds fun

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Voting ended onJun 6

[mevil]

[marzipanandminutiae]

it's not a farmhouse if it's in downtown Clinton

real estate listing: charming colonial farmhouse!

me: that is a mid-19th century house (post-colonial era, pre-colonial revival architecture) in the middle of a suburb that clearly already existed when it was built

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts