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[h1rschfanger]

𝙷𝟷𝚁𝚂𝙲𝙷𝙵𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚁 ▸ [/ˈhɪrʃˌfɛŋɐ/] This blog features an extremely selective and private HIRSCH from The Boys as est. in 2020. Carrd must be read prior following. BY CHAOS, HE/HIM, 25+, EUR

⁰¹ CARRD ⁰²PINTEREST ⁰³ SIDEBLOGS UNDER THE CUT.⁰⁴ PROMPTS IN TAG

𝙰    𝚂𝚃𝚄𝙳𝚈    𝙸𝙽    .    .    .   the feeling of a wolf snare snapping shut  generational trauma as a sign for strength.  the weapon weighs heavier than the sin.  chasing the broken through a nightmare.  carving rights into the bones of the dead. seeking the thrill in a world that relies on order.

⋆ . ࿔ ˚ VIPS   :   depictedblue,  cripplemagics, innerwar

[rpmemesyo]

For every 📎 I get in my ask box, I'll post a thread that I want to do.

Not necessarily with the person who sends. Just a thread I want to do in general some day.

[h1rschfanger]

 The oxygen vanishes, and instantly, his chest feels as if it has been crushed by a hydraulic press. Coldness replaces the air in his lungs, turning every attempt to inhale into a dry gasp from his throat. The edges of his vision gradually greyed. He draws in a quick breath, but nothing comes through, really. Echo's words were a blur, only bits and pieces were intelligible. It was enough for a no in his head, though. He'd actually rather fucking die. Edgar’s knees nearly buckle to the side, but he slams them back down, refusing to let his body betray him as the liquid burns inside his lungs. Refusing to fall to the side like a shot deer. He stares up at Echo with eyes that aren't begging for air, but are instead filled with a promise of what he’ll do the second he could breathe again. He lets out a rattling choke. It wasn't a plea— fuck, he wouldn't even beg if his life were on the line—but a mockery of a laugh, before he slowly tipped his head. It wasn't a nod of agreement, but Echo didn't need to know that.

[innerwar]

" good. " whether he meant it or not mattered little to echo. if he failed to prove his loyalty? echo would simply put him back in an equally lethal position again, and that time? there would likely be no second chances. " now, for the test. i have two names for you. you're going to kill one of them. choose the correct one? that means we're on the same side. pick the wrong one, and... well. i'm sure you can figure out what'll happen then... "

he waited another, long moment, until it seemed like edgar was just on the brink of passing out, before finally turning the liquid back to oxygen again. " do not disappoint me. "

[h1rschfanger]

 Edgar drops to the floor the second the air returns, his lungs burning and screaming as they fill with oxygen. He does not cough, though. He forces himself to stay still, his hands digging into the hard ground as his vision slowly clears from the blur. He stays hunched over for a long moment, his chest heaving as he pulls in ragged breaths. He slowly tilts his head up, his eyes fixed on Echo. There is no relief in his face, only hard anger that is somehow sharper than it was before the lack of air. He wipes a hand across his mouth to clear away the trace of the fluid. ‘ Two names, boah, du Hurensohn.. ‘ Edgar rasps, his voice rough and broken. He lets out a short laugh that, with the lack of air, sounds like a screaming kettle. He pushes himself up from the floor, not waiting for his legs to be fully steady before he stands. ‘ You think you are clever, ‘ he says, staring Echo down. He takes a step closer, not backing down even with his lungs still stinging. ‘ Who is the choice between, anyway? A Nazi and my fucking mom? You really think I care about your little morality play? ‘ He stares at Echo for a moment, his eyes flat and unreadable. He lets out a sharp, cold exhale, then gives a single, small nod. ‘ Fine. Give me the names. ‘ 

[h1rschfanger]

@innerwar: replies.

Me, on my way to reply asap:

[mothgiirlfriend]

never beating the weird bitch allegations

[ohisms]

𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃  &  𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄    (a  series  of  nonverbal  prompts .   mature  themes  present ,   ‘ my ’  muse  belongs  to  the  one who  posted  the  meme  -  send   “ + REVERSE ”   to  reverse  the  prompts .)

→     𝐈 .    GENERAL

❛   hush .   raise  a  finger  in  a  gesture  to  silence  my  muse . ❛   sit .   gesture  for  my  muse  to  sit  down . ❛   door .   hold  a  door  open  for  my  muse . ❛   tap .   tap  my  muse  on  the  shoulder  to  garner  their  attention . ❛   hunger .   give  my  muse  something  to  eat  /  drink . ❛   cook .   present  my  muse  with  home - cooked  food . ❛   brush .   work  a  brush  /  comb  through  my  muse’s  hair . ❛   read .   silently  read  a  book  alongside  my  muse . ❛   hand .   hold  out  a  hand  for  my  muse  to  take . ❛   dressed .   help  my  muse  put  on  an  article  of  clothing . ❛   note .   give  my  muse  a  note  saying :   [ content ] . ❛   amplify .   turn  up  the  music  in  the  car .

→     𝐈𝐈 .    ANGST

❛   patch .   help  my  muse  patch  up  a  wound . ❛   night terrors .   hold  my  muse  after  they  wake  up  from  a  nightmare . ❛   company .   silently  sit  with  my  muse  to  comfort  them. ❛   hospital .   my  muse  is  told  that  yours  is  in  the  hospital . ❛   revelation .   show  my  muse  evidence  of  a  lie  they  told . ❛   indulge .   find  my  muse  drinking  to  cope . ❛   downfall .   find  my  muse  collapsed  on  the  ground . ❛   console .   comfort  my  muse  as  they  cry . ❛   nurse .   give  my  muse  company  in  the  hospital .

→     𝐈𝐈𝐈 .    AFFECTIONATE

❛   wink .   wink  at  my  muse .  ❛   wrap .   wrap  an  arm  around  my  muse’s  [ shoulders  /  waist ] . ❛   caress .   gently  caress  my  muse’s  face . ❛   tousle .   mess  playfully  with  my  muse’s  hair . ❛   chest .   place  your  head  on  my  muse’s  chest .    ❛   comb .   comb  fingers  through  my  muse’s  hair . ❛   grasp .   run  to  my  muse  &  jump  into  their  arms . ❛   lean .   lean  on  my  muse’s  shoulder . ❛   tender .   kiss  my  muse  on  the  [ forehead  /  cheek  /  nose ] . ❛   abrupt .   kiss  my  muse  out  of  the  blue . ❛   chaste .   chastely  kiss  my  muse . ❛   good morning .   kiss  my  muse  the  morning  after . ❛   volumes .   gaze  at  my  muse  in  a  way  that  silently  says  ‘i love you’ .

→     𝐈𝐕  .    VIOLENT

❛   strike .   [ slap / punch ]  my muse in the face . ❛   gun .   wield  a  gun  at  my  muse . ❛   twist .   twist  my  muse’s  arm  behind  their  back . ❛   throttle .   aggressively  wrap  your  hands  around  my  muse’s  throat . ❛   parch .   burn  my  muse  with  a  hot  object . ❛   take down .   forcefully  bring  my  muse  to  the  ground . ❛   gouge .   wield  a  sharp  object  at  my  muse . ❛  shunt .   shove  my  muse  backwards . ❛  stickup .   yell  at  my  muse  to  put  their  hands  in  the  air. ❛  shoot .   [ fatally  /  non-fatally ]   shoot  my  muse . ❛  stab .   stab  my  muse with a  [ knife / other object ].

→     𝐕 .    NSFW

❛   surprise .   send  an  unexpected  nsfw  image  to  my  muse . ❛   pin .   push  my  muse  against  a  [ wall,  table,  other ] . ❛   go down .   go  down  on  my  muse . ❛   choke .   intimately  wrap  your  hands  around  my  muse’s  throat . ❛   belt loops .   pull  my  muse  closer  by  their  belt loops . ❛   skinny dipping .   go  skinny  dipping  with  my  muse . ❛   rip .   tear  a  piece  of  clothing  from  my  muse’s  body . ❛   mark .   leave  a  mark  on  my  muse’s  body  [ specify where ] .

[h1rschfanger]

❥ [ 𝙾𝙿𝙴𝙽 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 ] : open for everyone !

 ‘ Any last words, or shit? Preferably not in whatever fucking language is is that you speak? ‘ 

[h1rschfanger]

❛ You’re very mysterious. ❜

 Edgar kept leaning against the doorframe, his weight pressing against the wood. He looked around the room, scanning every corner like he was checking for a trap. When he finally looked back at her, his face stayed completely unmoved. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a cigarette. He tapped it against his thumb, but he did not light it. He just held it there. ‘ Mysterious, ‘ Edgar tasted the word on his mouth. It pissed him off. Fairies were fucking mysterious. But fairies were fake. His lips barely moved when he spoke. He tilted his head to the side, looking at her like she was a waste of his time. ‘ Don't get romantic. There is no riddle here, Schätzken, and I am not some puzzle you need to figure out and I'm not a trivia guy. ‘ He let the cigarette fall from his fingers. It hit the floor, and he crushed it under the heel of his boot. He did not look away. He kept his eyes locked on hers, cold and still, waiting for her to react. ‘ So, ‘ he continued, his tone flat and bored. ‘ Are you going to tell me something that actually matters, or are you just going to stand there and bore me? Because I have got things to do, and I really do not have the patience to sit here and watch you stare. ‘ 

[lizkeen]

INTIMIDATION AND VIOLENT RP PROMPTS. ( A collection of action based roleplay prompts. Feel free to add information if you wish. )

Send a symbol for the action and/or send a # for reverse

🤲🏻 or ‘firm’ // sender grabs receivers chin firmly

🔪 🔙 or ‘knife behind’ // sender presses a knife on receivers’ throat from behind

🔪 🔜 or ‘knife front’ // sender presses a knife on receivers’ throat from front

🧱 or 'wall’ // sender backs receiver up against a wall

🔗 or 'kidnap’ // sender kidnaps receiver ( feel free to specify details )

👐 or 'choking’ // sender wraps their hands around receivers’ throat

💥or 'smack’ // sender smacks receiver in the face

🩸or 'bleed’ // sender makes receiver bleed ( feel free to specify where )

🤕 or 'knockout’ // sender knocks receiver’s head against the wall

🦴or 'bone’ // sender breaks one of receiver’s bone ( feel free to specify which bone )

🚬 or 'burn’ // sender burns receiver ( feel free to specify details )

🔫 or 'gun’ // sender points a gun at receiver’s head

⛓ or 'handcuffs’ // sender handcuffs receiver ( feel free to specify details )

🪓 or 'weapon’ // sender corners receiver with a weapon

🔧or 'gunpoint’ // sender holds receiver at gunpoint

🗑 or 'murder’ // sender attempts to murder receiver

✂️ or 'cut’ // sender cuts receiver ( feel free to specify details )

🧤 or 'yank’ // sender grabs receivers hair and yanks them over the floor

💊 or 'drug’ // sender sedates receiver ( feel free to specify ex. for a kidnapping, torture, etc. )

➰ or 'restraint’ // sender restrains receiver with ropes

💧or 'water’ // sender waterboards receiver

💪or 'arm’ // sender forces receiver’s arm behind their back

🔥or 'fire’ // sender puts cigarette out on receiver’s body

🪖 or 'tackle’ // sender tackles receiver on the ground

🚅 or 'shoot’ // sender non-fatally shoots receiver

[h1rschfanger]

Yes, Hirsch grew up in Grafenberg, and yes, he is as socialist as it gets. He might even ask for your pronouns before he rips out your collarbone for decoration. 💅😌 Yes, he is scum but at least not that kind of scum. Yes, he works dor Vought but he has ✨ principles ✨. King behavior, ngl.

[aropride]

[whole body so tense you'd think it was a verb form indicating what time an action occurred] yeah i'm fine why

[h1rschfanger]

Hirsch wishes everyone a happy pride month and will actually kill every single Christian conservative he sees pissing off the queers to contribute. 🌈 Because nobody fucks with the alphabet mafia.

[thesupes]

how quickly the courageous falls to his knees. echo crouches down to edgar's level, leaning closer when he hears some unintelligible words croaked out. " what was that? " he teases with a wide grin on his lips, knowing fully well that using up the little oxygen left in his body to repeat himself was likely not very tempting to edgar right now, as he choked on fluids. every second was one second closer to brain damage, followed by death. but they still had a a couple of agonizing minutes before that started to become a concern.

" i admire your spirit. it's actually why i came here. " echo stood back up again. " as i was about to explain, there's going to be some changes at vought. changes that will turn former allies into enemies... i would like to have you on my side when that happens. nod if you understand. "

[h1rschfanger]

 The oxygen vanishes, and instantly, his chest feels as if it has been crushed by a hydraulic press. Coldness replaces the air in his lungs, turning every attempt to inhale into a dry gasp from his throat. The edges of his vision gradually greyed. He draws in a quick breath, but nothing comes through, really. Echo's words were a blur, only bits and pieces were intelligible. It was enough for a no in his head, though. He'd actually rather fucking die. Edgar’s knees nearly buckle to the side, but he slams them back down, refusing to let his body betray him as the liquid burns inside his lungs. Refusing to fall to the side like a shot deer. He stares up at Echo with eyes that aren't begging for air, but are instead filled with a promise of what he’ll do the second he could breathe again. He lets out a rattling choke. It wasn't a plea— fuck, he wouldn't even beg if his life were on the line—but a mockery of a laugh, before he slowly tipped his head. It wasn't a nod of agreement, but Echo didn't need to know that.

[h1rschfanger]

they like beer. their body does not (gluten sensitivity is a bitch)

also you tell me, do they have a no nonsense attitude? lmao. and we both know aoi doesn't always know when to stfu.

 Edgar stares at the screen, his eyes narrowing as looks at them. He lets out a scoff, like he found the answer almost nice. ‘ The audacity that you sent this is kinda impressive, not going to lie. ‘ He leans back, eyes scanning the marked squares, and adds with a dark, unhinged glimmer in his blue eyes. ‘ Even worse, you got a bingo. ‘ 

[h1rschfanger]

I heard germans don't joke around with beer

Correct. We don't.

[dreamersource]

GOTHAM 1x03. roleplay starters of fox's third episode of gotham. feel free to edit according to scenario / pronouns.

pay them whatever it takes.

the villagers are here with pitchforks.

[ name ] was a bum. [ pronoun ] got what [ pronoun ] deserved.

i'm gonna go get a danish. it's what i deserve.

who the hell are you?

maybe i'll get that tattooed on my ass.

let me show you something, [ name ].

i'm content justice was served.

would you mind stepping back a bit, please?

what is it about the word 'closed' you don't understand?

i'll be back in an hour.

did you read that in a book or something?

i can see in the dark.

son of a bitch, [ pronoun ] was telling the truth.

isn't that funny?

what do i look like, a cop?

wrong question, gorgeous.

your deductive powers astonish me.

honestly, i just got a chill.

you wouldn't be looking for a little revenge, now, would you?

that's it, mind your head.

why would you want to look at these? they're horrible.

what, so you're a detective now, are you?

take a shower, 'cause you stink like a sewer.

you did what you had to do.

what size are your shoes?

you're a disgrace to drug dealers.

you hardly slept last night.

do you have any idea what that meant for the city?

leave me in a room with him, he'll be guilty.

you're gonna make me think you actually care.

[ name ], honey, you're worried about me, aren't you?

the boy's lost his spine.

but, mind you, that's just a theory.

i'm starting to really dislike this case.

i'm wasting my breath. you're an idiot.

i kept my head down, i worked hard, now look at me.

that's it? how'd you come up with that?

look, even if he was here, he's probably long gone.

how's it feel? you're hoisted by your own petard.

you don't actually believe that [ name ] had something to do with it, do you?

like you say: people are acting crazy, and crazy's bad for business.

i thought you had that locked up.

do try and eat a bit, won't you?

[goodnightmemes]

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) SENTENCE STARTERS

❛ Yeah, where, um, are the living people? ❜

❛ Well, joke’s on them because I don’t even care. ❜

❛ You’re running away because you’re scared. ❜

❛ I ride a bike to work, and it’s not for exercise. ❜

❛ The sun’s really dying, isn’t it? ❜

❛ Am I expendable? ❜

❛ It’s almost like you don’t care if I die. ❜

❛ The consensus here is that it would be preferable if you did not die. ❜

❛ You’re not gonna believe this. Nothing happened. ❜

❛ Just, uh, realizing I was wrong about the only original idea I ever had. ❜

❛ Thank you for your help. I’m glad you didn’t die. ❜

❛ I need people who think they’re right when everyone else thinks they’re wrong. ❜

❛ The world is counting on you. ❜

❛ Been a long time since I’ve taken a pill from a stranger without knowing what it was. ❜

❛ So you wanna build a near-light speed spaceship, have it travel further than any human-made object has ever traveled, and visit a star just to “see what’s up”? ❜

❛ And the astronauts die in space? ❜

❛ There are infinite possibilities for this to go wrong. It almost certainly won’t work. ❜

❛ The alternative is to just do nothing and to starve and to kill each other and watch everything on this planet go extinct, including us. ❜

❛ That’s a long time to be in space. ❜

❛ Nothing about this is safe. ❜

❛ I must have known you, but I just don’t remember. ❜

❛ First, I owe you three bags of vodka. ❜

❛ You deserve much more than this. ❜

❛ I’ll do my best. ❜

❛ It could be a message. It could be a bomb. ❜

❛ Well, I guess there’s egg on both our faces, huh? ❜

❛ I’m wrong about everything and everything’s wrong. ❜

❛ You’re a long way from home. I’m a long way from home too. ❜

❛ I like what you’ve done with the gravity. ❜

❛ Thank you for what I hope is not handcuffs. ❜

❛ We’re here for the same reason. ❜

❛ If we’re gonna save our planets, we have to learn how to communicate. ❜

❛ You know, they say math is the universal language. ❜

❛ Jazz hands means “good”? ❜

❛ I’m sorry I’m talking so much. It’s just, I haven’t been around anyone in a long time. ❜

❛ So, I met an alien. ❜

❛ I like to keep a wall up in my relationships anyways. ❜

❛ He’s kinda growing on me. At least he’s not growing in me, you know? Which was a concern for a little while. ❜

❛ So maybe we can help each other. ❜

❛ Fist my bump. ❜

❛ “Fist my bump”? No. It’s fist bump. ❜

❛ Hey, look, I’m seeing so many sides of you lately, and it’s great. Right now I’m seeing the underside of you. ❜

❛ So, we watch each other sleep. ❜

❛ Someone has to keep you safe. ❜

❛ I don’t have the bravery gene that you all have. ❜

❛ You just need to find someone to be brave for. ❜

❛ Dirty, dirty, dirty. Why room so messy, question? ❜

❛ Well, I wasn’t expecting company, was I? ❜

❛ That is the disco ball. That makes me happy. ❜

❛ We can’t just show up in a space ball unannounced and move into someone else’s spaceship. Right? ❜

❛ There has to be boundaries. ❜

❛ So I have a new roommate now. ❜

❛ He tells me what to do, he tells me why to do it, he tells me how to do it, he tells me when to do it. And then when I do it, he’s like, “What are you doing?” ❜

❛ Grumpy, angry, stupid. How long since last sleep, question? ❜

❛ Personal space is at a premium. ❜

❛ There’s no way you can hear me right now. ❜

❛ Too fast. Do puppet show. ❜

❛ There’s no harm in pretending for a little while. ❜

❛ What do you miss most about home? ❜

❛ You’re very mysterious. ❜

❛ Camaraderie helps them do their job, you know. Not so much me. ❜

❛ You think you’re gonna pull it off? ❜

❛ Life is reason! ❜

❛ If ship not at precise angle and speed, we die! ❜

❛ This is a one-way ticket for me, pal. ❜

❛ Yeah, once we’re done, I’m … I’m gonna die. ❜

❛ I’ve made peace with it. ❜

❛ I didn’t mean any of that. That’s just something you say. ❜

❛ How do you know when the hug is done? ❜

❛ They have a great teacher. ❜

❛ Can you take a compliment please? ❜

❛ Oh, humor. Confusing. ❜

❛ Words of encouragement. ❜

❛ I don’t think there is gonna be a later. ❜

❛ I have an idea. First, no crash. Then, not explode. Deal? ❜

❛ I’m not an astronaut! I put the “not” in astronaut. ❜

❛ I’m not heroic in any way. ❜

❛ You’re smart. You’ll figure it out. ❜

❛ This might be very hard for you to understand, but some people are failures. Some people don’t rise to the challenge. ❜

❛ You’re missing out on an important part of the mission, which is the suicide part. ❜

❛ So, just so I’m clear, you’re asking me right now to give up my life. ❜

❛ I’ll watch you sleep, pal. But, uh you gotta wake up. ❜

❛ No pressure, but we did make a deal. ❜

❛ We can go home. ❜

❛ Is special clothing for celebration. ❜

❛ I understand that you think I’m the right person for this mission. But I can’t do it. ❜

❛ I’m sorry, but you just can’t talk me into it. ❜

❛ I’m not trying to talk you into anything. I am trying to make you understand what I’m about to do next. ❜

❛ You will be remembered as a hero. ❜

❛ This may seem like me betraying you, but it’s actually me believing in you. ❜

❛ Sure feels like you’re betraying me. ❜

❛ You know who you are. You’re gonna do great. ❜

❛ You are very brave. ❜

❛ At least I never have to hear you say, “I told you so.” Even though you were right. ❜