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[h3lgertime]

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Hello, I’m Helger on this site, but I go by a lot of other names as well due to fae protocol and undiagnosed disorders.

If you want to give me pronouns, you must first insert a quarter into the coin slot. 1 pronoun 1 coin.

I’m 20+

I identify as a fictional biomechanical robot from hit series R-TYPE.

My interests include video games and all genres of music.

I’m also ranking video game fridges. Send me a fridge from a video game and I’ll rank it.

Reminder. <- look! A reminder! Look at it! Look at my reminder!

Remember to have fun.

Tagging key:

i scream = me posting

labyrinth extensions = adding onto a post [I made]

my stuff = my stuff… my art my pictures my stuff

backstory = i talk or mention part of my life story/stories

ion bombs = i like it

south west = you wouldn’t get it *takes a drag off my cartoon blunt*

[rockyhatemark]

the concept of earth classical music being the equivalent of some super raunchy eridian sex talk.

grace listening to classical music to help him focus meanwhile rocky is so stunned and horrified by the words humming out of grace’s mouth he has to leave the room and get as far away from the man as physically possible.

rocky when clair de lune by debussy:

[lindleland]

we as a society do not deserve queen deltarune. why the fuck is she not inescapable within this fandom. i like tenna just fine but she deserved what he got

[bogleech]

To be honest I thought she stole the show so thoroughly I just haven't cared about the rest of Deltarune since

[skythealmighty]

What do you think is Blues preferred form of caffeine given the whole staying up for 26 hours straight thing or do you think they just do it without any caffeine. Somehow that’s scarier

there were coffee cups in that scene so I'd assume coffee, but i also don't think they'd do black coffee because well. they wanna be able to stomach drinking it LOL. there's also NrG on the ship, but somehow i think that'd be a last resort....

[madcatdaderpydrawer-blog]

NrG? Don’t think I’ve ever heard of that before

[skythealmighty]

the other rb said it, but it's an easter egg from the Henry Stickmin games, yeah! it's pronounced "energy", since it's an energy drink lol. screenshot below from the show, i think it falls out of Purple's backpack iirc

it's also in the actual among us game (below)

and it comes from Escaping the Prison (below)!

[skythealmighty]

What do you think is Blues preferred form of caffeine given the whole staying up for 26 hours straight thing or do you think they just do it without any caffeine. Somehow that’s scarier

there were coffee cups in that scene so I'd assume coffee, but i also don't think they'd do black coffee because well. they wanna be able to stomach drinking it LOL. there's also NrG on the ship, but somehow i think that'd be a last resort....

[madcatdaderpydrawer-blog]

NrG? Don’t think I’ve ever heard of that before

[skythealmighty]

the other rb said it, but it's an easter egg from the Henry Stickmin games, yeah! it's pronounced "energy", since it's an energy drink lol. screenshot below from the show, i think it falls out of Purple's backpack iirc

it's also in the actual among us game (below)

and it comes from Escaping the Prison (below)!

[randyvouz]

A real Deltarune fan never speaks ill of Green 💚

[konoko]

[coldsnapz]

people gotta start making characters with unibrows. and like. not for the sake of being a joke or as another thing to tell you this character is disgusting and ugly. im tired of there being like barely any characters with a unibrow whos character archetype isnt "ugly joke character with a unibrow" and nothing else.

[aflo]

They asked if I was giants I said bitch I might be

[judasisgayriot]

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

[perriaeyjeve]

[making-friendos]

I hate ai so fucking much

[making-friendos]

I have been informed that someone has been using ai to make alternate versions of my art. Please let it be known that I have never and will never use ai for anything and if you see "screenshots" from this blog featuring ai art it is someone else creating it

[rioblitzle]

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

[herewithinthevoid]

every so often something nice happens on the other hellsite 𖹭

[heated-blanket]

RIP bozo status pending

[nibeul]

if u think poc talking about fandom racism is ruining ur fun and putting a strain on the community, I wish u a very shut the fuck up

[anteaten-deactivated20220228]

[aahsoup]

when a mutuals struggling but you know you can't say anything to help so you just like their post and hope they know they're not alone