she saved the world. a lot.

jess. too old for tumblr. las vegas. Taylor says I’m gorgeous IG- jessnovak2

[buckybarnes123456-deactivated20]

SJAHDHSJSBSBS

[sixpenceee]

I love this sign.

[haliagreen7]

CAN WE SAY THAT LOUDER PLEASE

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

Me to some of the stupid people i have to deal with on a daily basis

[canadianbeerandpostmodernism]

[soshesawildflowerxo-deactivated]

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

[blackamydunne1-deactivated20170]

Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!

[0vertired]

My 2 moods

[kateaustinn]

How do you do your makeup?

i put it on & hope for the best

[ruinedchildhood]

[earthshakinlove-deactivated2018]

i pray the children of Syria see peace one day 

[haaaavemercy]

I thought this said prince, not peace. And I feel bad.

[haaaavemercy]

We’re all supposed to believe that Kirstin Dunst is into this artsy dude named Cliff, butclearly it’s the guy’s sister — played by Eliza Dushku, aka Faith from Buffy, aka someone much beloved by gay girls throughout the land — who Kirstin is supposed to be bringing it on with.

There are a bunch of shitty lesbian jokes made at the expense of Eliza Dushku’s character, Missy — one girl says Missy shouldn’t be allowed onto the cheerleading team because she looks like an “uber dyke.” Wouldn’t it have been great if Missy could have just been like “Fuck yeah, I am an uber dyke,” proving it by doling out orgasms to various cheerleaders like Halloween candy? Where is that version of Bring It On?

[haaaavemercy]

Taylor in her natural habitat, giving life and happiness in target whilst being an adorable dork. Old Taylor is not dead; she is reborn. I’m here for it. @taylorswift

[iamthecutestofborg]

Not all heroes wear capes

[iamthecutestofborg]

The saga continues

[mysharona1987]

A happy ending.

[promethean-dread-deactivated201]

[pain-from-the-inside]

[mindflixx]

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

and they were roommates 

[cardi-pee]

oh my god they were roommates

[vampiric-suggestions-deactivate]

yeah, my mind is pretty sharp, but have you seen my teeth?

[pear-pressures]

REBLOG THIS IF YOU WANT A REALLY BAD PICK UP LINE (BASED ON YOUR URL) IN YOUR INBOX

[margot-terc]

[dancingonmyownmadz]

when someone says the words “taylor swift”