alex

i put on the crown of clowns

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Say hello to Brewer

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I have a lawn guy I feel like such an Adult

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He hates me

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I need a car but mostly I need cigarettes

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Yea I actually hit a deer destroyed my entire front end and now the car won’t drive for more than 10 minutes unless I blast the heat or the

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My boyfriend claims he’s not gay (yet he’s dating me, a man) and asked me to top like ok sure buddy you’re not gay I totally believe you

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He got us stuck in mud

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if I was still a girl and someone said to me “it’s giving fish” I’d reach for my gun

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My man is a true artist

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Do yall remember when I was dating a Nazi bc I just doing a picture of me in her uniform

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what hasnt killed me has just made me overly sensitive and defensive

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my man told me to “just eat what I want” but what I want is an entire New York style cheese pizza all to myself and what I don’t want is to be fat

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no I’m not gonna freak out over 3 gunshots fuck the duck n cover shoot out my windows and MAYBE I’ll freak out a lil bit

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Ight yall life update I got a house in one of the worst cities in Wisconsin my cat drove my kitten to suicide and I’m drinking tequila by the bottle again

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hey girl are you the government cause I can tell you’re after me

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Either this is an excessively large box or I accidentally bought a giant ass toaster oven

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No longer allowed to help my dad in the garden because i picked up the shovel and he saw “a gleeful and cruel darkness in my eyes”