alex

i put on the crown of clowns

[unknown-gmo]

My man is a true artist

[unknown-gmo]

Do yall remember when I was dating a Nazi bc I just doing a picture of me in her uniform

[chessys]

what hasnt killed me has just made me overly sensitive and defensive

[unknown-gmo]

my man told me to “just eat what I want” but what I want is an entire New York style cheese pizza all to myself and what I don’t want is to be fat

[unknown-gmo]

no I’m not gonna freak out over 3 gunshots fuck the duck n cover shoot out my windows and MAYBE I’ll freak out a lil bit

[unknown-gmo]

Ight yall life update I got a house in one of the worst cities in Wisconsin my cat drove my kitten to suicide and I’m drinking tequila by the bottle again

[unknown-gmo]

hey girl are you the government cause I can tell you’re after me

[unknown-gmo]

Either this is an excessively large box or I accidentally bought a giant ass toaster oven

[i-give-you-a-fish]

No longer allowed to help my dad in the garden because i picked up the shovel and he saw “a gleeful and cruel darkness in my eyes”

[unknown-gmo]

peak male living

[unknown-gmo]

I just moved into a house and it has a basement and my fear of basements is overwhelming

[iamafatvagina101]

My attachment style is RETARDED

[unknown-gmo]

I am 100% sure there’s a tick hiding near my pussy

[unknown-gmo]

I’ve been dating this new guy and today he drove me around in his vintage military ambulance to a couple hiking spots. I’ve found 4 ticks on me so far

[girlnumbers]

I’m sending 10 seriously enraged ants to your home

[medievaljournalist]

i just learned my destiny

[medievaljournalist]

does anyone want to trade with me

[junk-thunder]

i've survived far worse. i've also died to far less though so who knows