Dumb huskies being dumb.

First of all, fuck hackers. Second of all, fuck you this is my blog. It's lewd, it's funny. I tag porn (IF I HAD ANY), blacklist "Hachi's Horny" if y'all don't wanna see it. Born 1996, y'all can do the math close enough.

[monotcchi]

this text post felt very farcille-core :")

[stormzilla97]

office bugs.... been wanting to practice drawing bugs and officespaces so i did both smile

[loving-parasite-moved]

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

[loving-parasite-moved]

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

[orcboxer]

you grow a beautiful tree and then balk at its fruits?

[felisrandomis]

Pride Stickers 2

Some more Pride YCHs I did in stream

Posted using PostyBirb

[dinklebat]

an interaction im very tired of in online autism spaces. aka when you don’t have a special interest / when your special interest isn’t [character] or [fandom]

[dinklebat]

some of you did not understand this post. Hope this helps

[shabbytigers]

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[oneefin]

number theory* diagram

[michaelrotonal]

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

[rainbow-femme]

Hi yes hello it’s me the local wizard, and I- Ok well “evil” feels like a strong word but yes, that’s me. Anyway, I need your help. I know I stole away the kingdoms 12 princesses, that’s my bad. Listen, I didn’t think this through. It didn’t occur to me that having a dozen angry young women from early teen to early 20s and giving them giant powerful wings would be a bad idea.

I know I’m the one who cast the curse but it can still only be broken with true love. I’m begging you, somebody, please come and fall in love with these girls and make them leave, I can’t take it anymore, it sucks so bad. I can’t keep getting viciously bullied by one of the largest living species of waterfowl anymore. I’ve tried running away but they can fly so they just find me. I’m getting nothing done.

I’ll pay you, I’ll grant you wishes, I don’t care, please just come and fall in love with the mean angry women who live in my yard and hate me so bad

[spookberry]

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

[schnuffel-danny]

OK bisexual (czech)

[spookberry]

Hell yeah 🤙

[the-ghost-king]

Biczechual

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[theres-a-body-here]

Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

[fxdizzyie-deactivated20260219]

I had to draw it HELP

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

[wariolands-blog]

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

[viseriontargaryen]

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

[davekat-deactivated20130315-dea]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

[rain-droplet]

even you

[hufflepuffharukananase]

Even me

[dogpuppy]

[neververy4]

one sip of this will have you demanding the news

[animentality]

[acidgums]

I'll love you through your bad days

[natalieironside]

I thought Homestuck was that one old dude who signed the decoration of independence

[cipheramnesia]

No, that's Hancock, you're thinking of the mechanism that toilet tanks use to refill without overflowing.

[capsgirl19]

That's a ballcock. Homestuck is a thick cut of meat from the center of a pig's leg.

[im-mender]

That's ham hock. Homestuck is that pokemon challenge where you release pokemon when they faint.

[realshy]

I think you're thinking of Nuzlocke? Homestuck is a Counter-Strike meme from eighteen years ago

[dragongirltongue]

That's door stuck! Everyone knows Homestuck is that guy who annoys Strong Bad

[dellerose]

that's homestar runner! homestuck is actually what they call it when you hit a baseball really hard

[naga-noia]

easy mistake, that’s actually home-run! homestuck is that one Christmas movie from 1990 starring Macaulay Culkin

[polybius-on-gameboy-deactivated]

Close! That’s home alone! homestuck is actually the name of a party where everyone contributes their own dish

[astraltrickster]

Not quite, that's a potluck. Homestuck is a big box chain of hardware and home improvement stores, the one with the orange logo

[conveniencestoreman]

i think thats home depot. homestuck is that thing that hockey players push around on the ice