Hacksaw Hank

[hacksaw-hank]

Hey Hacksaw, you and Betty wanna volunteer to run booths at my Halloween thing again this year? I ain't gonna bother invitin' Vito, he's unreliable. :\

sure we will!

[leila-the-witch]

Every time I see lists of projects to use "scraps" of fabric or yarn I think to myself that the rest of the world must have a very different definition of "scraps" than I.

[hacksaw-hank]

oh definitely you can get fabric to pretty small before it would be scraps

[hacksaw-hank]

Hello and good day! I’m informing those with the proper expertise that I have a bounty out for the sunglasses of Tread Octane. $500 and a freshly baked tray of cookies of your choosing are available to whoever brings me his sunglasses first

you’d have to have a greaser style like Tread for those to look any good on you but okay

[hacksaw-hank]

nevermind Betty said no

[hacksaw-hank]

Hello and good day! I’m informing those with the proper expertise that I have a bounty out for the sunglasses of Tread Octane. $500 and a freshly baked tray of cookies of your choosing are available to whoever brings me his sunglasses first

you’d have to have a greaser style like Tread for those to look any good on you but okay

[hacksaw-hank]

made any good projects lately?

I made my own wedding dress and Betty’s too

[hacksaw-hank]

ooo do you know the tendril alphabet?

yep!

[hacksaw-hank]

do you ever do embroidery?

yes it’s so fun even if it takes a while

[lt-duke-detain]

Oh hey Hacksaw, I’ve been trying to keep an eye out for you. Can you answer a couple questions for me? Preferably down at the station, but you’re not under suspicion so that’s not mandatory.

[hacksaw-hank]

ok

[hacksaw-hank]

do you ever do embroidery?

yes it’s so fun even if it takes a while

[francesca-russo]

Who's gonna be at your party?

I haven’t actually sent invites yet because I am a terrible host unfortunately… Planning on inviting Shelly, Meggie, Sophia and Jake, and everybody who lives here obviously. And they’ll get a plus one if they’d like. Honestly I’d like to invite all of Jake’s friends that came to that party he threw for me in the arch, but I don’t know most of them that well. The Inventor and Leila are definitely invited, and Percival if he’s around. I might maybe like to invite Adelaide, but I’m sure she’s way too busy to come to some kid’s birthday party.

And Vito is not so much invited as he is being pressed into service as my bartender lol. No alcohol or anything though obviously, this is a mocktails only event.

[hacksaw-hank]

you are sprinkles. just sprinkles.

ooh like the crystal looking ones?

[hacksaw-hank]

A card bordered with purple flowers has arrived in the mail. It reads: You are Cordially Invited to Ms Leila's Beltane Potluck Picnic, on Sunrise Hill at 11:00 AM on Saturday, May 3rd. Bring food and friends!

sounds fun

[hacksaw-hank]

*there is now a crocheted penguin in front of your door*

OH ITS ADORABLE

[hacksaw-hank]

im giving you a comfort hug for all the bs fendrich made you do snd still didn’t appreciate you

aww thank you

[hacksaw-hank]

HAPPY NEW YEAR

[hacksaw-hank]

Merry Christmas! Have a chocolate orange! 🍊 --@leila-the-witch

MARRY CHRISTMAS

[shelly-petrol]

doesn’t Santa have a mrs. Claus though Tread’s not particularly interested in love

Has anyone ever actually seen Mrs Claus tho? I’ve heard many reports of ppl seeing Santa in this city but nobody’s ever seen her. Probs just folklore, like the reindeer. Anyone ever see those guys?

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

You could ask @duke-detain, he ran around with Santa all night one Christmas Eve. I never saw the reindeer cause I was bein' arrested at the time, but he might have.

[shelly-petrol]

Ok take a step back with me for a second here. You want me to take Duke Detain’s word that a guy dressed up as Santa isn’t Tread Octane? I could dress Tread up right now he would absolutely not recognize him as actually being Tread.

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

... Okay you know what, you win that one, he is TOTALLY faceblind. But I also saw that Santa and it was NOT Tread. @hacksaw-hank back me up here, wasn't Duke runnin' around with Santa that night we were stealin' explosives for Daisy?

[hacksaw-hank]

I don’t think Tread even lived in the city when that happened

[hacksaw-hank]

Heya Hacksaw, Christmas delivery. Brought some brownies and a gift from Francesca.

[The gift is a tatted lace tiara]

this is AMAZING I love it