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so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.
Come one, come all! You're invited to an event within an event!
Roscest WIPFest 48 Hour Flash!
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The event ends once the 25th ends in your timezone! And don't forget to share around or put your Flash Challenge creation in the Roscest WIPFest collection on AO3!
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
Shade and shame because my usual graphics are on some hard drive I have no access to, wweh...
But...
Hey. Hi. Hello there.
You want a commission, don't you? I just so happen to be OPEN when you're seeing this. Please note that there are two places where I accept commissions right now: KO-FI and COMMISS.IO.
This will be a long post. READ IN FULL. Check my page, the notes, or DM to make sure I'm still available or for any updates.
Let's go over the basics.
Tier I Commissions: $50 for up to 3'000 words.
Tier II Commissions: $85 for up to 6'500 words.
Commission me on Ko-Fi. Donations go towards whatever my current goal is, and if there is no goal, I would rather not have donations. Commissions are a great way to ensure that you get something out of this exchange, and I would feel leagues better if you did. You cannot — I repeat, cannot — make NSFW requests on Ko-Fi. Please don't try. I will delete any and all requests in that nature, or later deny them if you try to describe your full commission later.
Commission me on Commiss.io. I love this site and need to use it so much more. Anything goes for these commissions. Well, almost and within reason, of course. If you do request NSFW, you will have to link me to your Tumblr or social media to some description so that I can make a judgement call. Refusals to do so will end in a request being politely declined. Lying, however, will result in you being banned and blacklisted.
I'm sure many of you know the deal. Samples available upon request.
How does it work?
Let's talk below.
It will take about two to three weeks to get a commission done on average. I will let you know if something comes up (health- or scheduling-wise) that can result in your commission being delayed. I will also let you know if I'm unable to complete it for one reason or another. You will be refunded.
Just like a regular commission, you tell me what you want with all the references needed. However, unlike regular visual commissions, you are requesting a scenario that you would like to see made custom for you. This could be the fic chapter of your dreams, a fic chapter I should finish, or something original that you've been dreaming about but could never put into words.
I am very flexible with what I will write, but even I have limitations and boundaries, so we can discuss them. It will either be through Commiss.io's message/note system or via Tumblr, which could very well be easiest. (I will tentatively accept messages on Bluesky depending on the circumstances.)
Be honest with me, and you'll get the same in return.
If you are requesting something based off a fandom, if it's not something I have written, it is up to you to provide reliable references. I can do as much research as I like, and though I do love to do it, I want to make sure I'm capturing your vision. Make this as easy as possible for me.
I don't need visual references, but it helps so much if you have them. If they're on Toyhouse, I do have an account there and can view them.
Please DM me if you have any questions before booking ANYTHING so that we can discuss.
I am anti-AI in all creative spaces.
No works that I make for you can or should be used to train Generative AI. If I find out, I will blacklist and mock you openly. Let's just have a good time, alright?
To reiterate: message me for questions or status updates if you're not sure or if something wasn't answered on any of my pages. Thank you!
need to see him whimpering like an injured animal, can he pleeease pleaaase lose a concerning amount of blood until he’s barely lucid. can i nurse him back to health like a baby bird pleeeeaaaaaseeeee
So! This is a perfect case study in situations where you should be wary of misinformation.
Take a moment and ask yourself, a project like this requires a lot of time, money and dedication of resources, why would scientists dedicate that time to something that could just be done by a tree?
The answer is they wouldn't. So that means this claim requires further investigation!
This project is called LIQUID 3, and it's not meant for cities with wide open spaces, it's meant for cities like Belgrade in Serbia. These cities are densely populated and heavily polluted, to the point where pollution actually chokes out current trees and makes creating green spaces difficult.
Liquid 3 was a PhD scientists answer to these problems. The microalgae tank is intended for spaces where you either:
Don't have enough space to plant full trees, or
Don't have enough time to plant trees and wait for them to grow up.
The tank is extremely efficient when you consider the amount of space needed compared to the amount of CO2 turned into oxygen. The tank can operate throughout the winter. And most importantly, it can be quickly set up in areas that desperately need relief from air pollution NOW not in 10 years when trees are done growing. Children currently suffocating on polluted air can't wait for trees to grow, they need to be taken care of now, and Liquid 3 is one of the ways to take care of them. Depending on the species of microalgea used, a number have shown a pretty amazing capacity to pull heavy metals out of the air which is something trees can get choked up by.
The tanks aren't just tanks either! Liquid 3 have solar panels placed on top, they have lighting and mobile phone charging, and they work as public benches. The designers of it want to encourage green spaces where there's room, but where there isn't room or time, Liquid 3 can step in. Realistically, this isn't a replacement for trees. It's replacing boring metal city benches with new, cooler benches that also clean the air (and have at least some heating during the winter).
Not only that, but the microalgea that grows is native to Serbia and all that microalgea has a ton of great uses! It makes for great fertilizer, compost, wastewater treatment, cleaner biofuels and even for helping create new tanks for further air purification. They only require a quick algae divide once a month, and the produced algae can be carted off to where ever it's needed. This makes them effective solutions for areas that can't sustain complex installations.
So yeah, there's actually quite a lot of places that would like these. Lots of people currently breathing in terrible quality air would much rather have their boring city benches replaced with really fucking cool algae tanks that clean the air and can be used to help create + sustain future green spaces in cities. I dunno about you, but I'd take that over a dumb metal bench any day. Put these at every bus stop and I'd be delighted.
Serbian here living in Belgrade! This is all true and I've actually seen some of these around the city a few times. They're amazing at what they do and really cool to watch up close because you can see pretty swirling inside them. It's not only functional but aesthetically pretty nice as well!
tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”
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