imagine trying to learn english and hear this
the worst part is that this makes perfect sense to me
There is no one in earth stronger than people who learn English as a second language. I bow to you
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imagine trying to learn english and hear this
the worst part is that this makes perfect sense to me
There is no one in earth stronger than people who learn English as a second language. I bow to you
I'm reading my old rants rn.... like what the hell was I thinkin...
I should really just delete this account though
Am I the only one who just can't use Twitter??
Sometimes I just wanna post my ig content here but yall gonna realize who I am so nO
#When you're not talented so you don't have any content to post but still wanna post
I really should post some shit rather than reblogging random shit stuff that make my day
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happy captain cook death day everyone!!
A dystopia that actually has COLOR? And characters that look like they’ll have actual bonds with each other, giving you something to root for? Sign me the fuck up.
A dystopia that actually has COLOR? And characters that look like they’ll have actual bonds with each other, giving you something to root for? Sign me the fuck up.
Reblog if you've ever read a fic that was better than published books
This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:
How to unclog a toilet without a plunger
How to fix a blown fuse
How to fix a leaky faucet
How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower
How to escape from a house fire
How to make a budget and stick to it
How to sharpen a knife
How to clean a self-cleaning oven
How to clean red wine stains from carpet
How to clean blood stains from fabric
How to clean grease stains from fabric
How to do a load of laundry
How to iron your clothes
How to test your smoke detectors
Cooking Skills:
How to tell if produce is ripe
How to know if food is expired
How to properly sanitize a kitchen
How to cook an egg
How to make rice
How to make pasta
How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely
How to use a gas stove
How to use a convection oven
How to cook meat safely
How to use a stand mixer
How to use kitchen knives properly
How to make mashed potatoes
How to make grilled cheese sandwiches
Health Skills:
How to stop bleeding
How to treat a burn
How to do CPR (on an adult)
How to do CPR (on a child)
How to do CPR (on a baby)
How to help someone who is choking
How to save yourself if you are choking alone
How to read a nutrition label
How to treat frostbite
How to recognize when someone is having a stroke
How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule
Mental Health Skills:
How to calm down during a panic attack
How to help someone who is suicidal
How to meditate
How to stop self-harming
How to recognize problem drinking
How to choose a therapist
How to deal with disappointment
How to cope with grief
How to raise your self-esteem
Relationship and Social Skills:
How to apologize
How to cope with a breakup
How to accept criticism
How to deal with bullying
How to argue in a healthy way
How to ask someone out
How to break up with someone
How to recognize an abusive relationship
How to rekindle a damaged friendship
How to speak in public
Job Hunting Skills:
How to tie a tie
How to write a resume
How to write a cover letter
How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)
How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)
How to properly shake hands
How to nail a job interview
Other Skills:
How to sew on a button
How to hammer a nail
How to change your oil
How to put gas in your car
How to jump-start a car
How to pick a good password
How to back up your files
How to write a cheque
I made the mistake of thinking this was a narrative after i saw the bloodstains link, and i tried to reverse-engineer the events of this person’s day from the order in which the links appeared.
ill eventually need this
listen I’m just dreading the day when they’re gonna screw us over and close this site for lack of use. you already see people talking like “oh I miss Tumblr” all the time like we’re not still RIGHT FREAKING HERE enjoying our fandom shenanigans in real time…like half the memes on Twitter and Insta are just reposted from here??? uh?? what is that saying???
like I KNOW that Tumblr usage has plummeted and half the blogs that follow me are probably dormant by now. I know that. but if other social media outlets aren’t gonna learn a thing or two about hiding follower counts or allowing tag-based organization or ACTUALLY SHOWING POSTS IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER FOR ONCE, then I don’t want them touching this one
seriously what on EARTH are you talking about
Speaking of lack of use… Guys, please reblog stuff. That is how this website works - unlike something like instagram, which has all sorts of metrics that influence how a post disseminates based on likes, the only way for someone to see a post here on tumblr, other than from the tags, is if someone else reblogs it. Not just in an “it helps the artist” way (although that too), but in a, “this participation is how we keep this website alive” way. Likes make the poster feel good (do them too, if you want!), but the great thing about Tumblr is that is it not (is less?) beholden to those algorithmic metrics that ru(i)n all the other sites, and the only way we have that is because we reblog posts, so tumblr doesn’t have to do it.
the first post of the tumbpocalypse
confess ye sins, the time is nigh
💞💛✨ OH? U WANT SOME GOOD LGBT CONTENT?? ✨🌈🌱
if u just want to read:
sapphic ya contemporary
scribd lgbt starter pack
twitter’s fav sapphic books
mysteries
books by and about qpoc
poetry
tor novellas
classics
ownvoices AIDS stories
urban fantasy
retellings of classic books
retellings of fairy tales
retellings of myths
f/f fantasy
f/f historical fiction
books w neurodiverse characters
50 non-fiction books + a QUIZ to help u decide
books with superheroes
55 books written by lesbians
historical fiction
high fantasy
books set at boarding schools
books with witches
quietly magical books
books set in space
books with enemies to lovers trope
gay spanish poets
also:
all the LGBT releases of each month
if u want to watch something:
period dramas
christmas movies
our fav movies & shows + a QUIZ to help u choose
if u want to listen to some music:
my fav songs of each month by lgbt artists
adding some more recent rec posts we’ve done:
adult sci fi
adult fantasy
urban fantasy (one | two)
ya books with supportive parents
spooky season
arthuriana
sapphic ya fantasy
books with less than 400 goodreads ratings
if you liked x try y: books | films | music
sapphic coming of age films
lgbt anime
and also
a sneak preview of books releasing in 2021
✧・゚playlists to help pass the time *:・✧
hi everyone! it’s been a while since i made a huge playlist masterpost, but i thought that right now when we’re all stuck inside wondering what to do with our time i would make a list of all my playlists. listening to music is so calming and definitely helps me pass the time…so enjoy! - cam
songs that remind me of a fashion show
a mix of songs that remind me of driving down the coast
a playlist dedicated to paris
songs that inspire me
a dreamy mix
songs to listen to when you feel carefree
a super fun workout/running playlist to keep you pumped up
songs to listen to during golden hour
a mix of songs to listen to on a sunny day
a playlist full of songs that make me feel alive
songs that remind me of my teenage years
a study/coffee shop playlist to keep you calm
songs to listen to on the weekend
songs that make me feel like living in the moment
a friday kinda mix !
songs that remind me of a warm spring evening
a mix dedicated to nature
my all-time favorite songs all in one playlist
songs that remind me of flowers and sunshine
a 12-hour long playlist of songs that make me feel nostalgic
songs that remind me of going back to school
my ultimate summertime playlist
songs that make me feel like i’m in a movie
upbeat songs to get ready to in the morning
songs i’m currently loving & listening to right now
a playlist dedicated to italy and all its wonders
songs that are soft and delicate
a mix to listen to while watching the sunrise / sunset
a playlist for a rainy and stormy day
songs to listen to when you wake up !
another nature playlist because why not?!
a monday playlist to make your monday more enjoyable
my springtime playlist
songs that are bittersweet
my girl power anthems playlist
for the daydreamers
songs that remind me of the spirit of traveling & exploring
a mix to listen to before bed
songs to listen and dance to in your kitchen
a super fun 70s playlist
relaxing songs for a sunday
songs that remind me of wintertime
for people who love the east coast
for people who love the west coast
a mix of lo fi beats
songs to listen to in your car at night
fresh finds (new songs every monday!)
the ultimate sing along playlist
an indie playlist
the perfect road trip / daily commute mix
a super studious playlist to keep you extra focused
songs that remind me of the beach
a mix of songs to listen to when you’re j chillin
songs that remind me of a trip to outer space !
listen to this when you’re in love
songs for stargazing…
the perfect autumn playlist
songs that make my heart flutter
a mix of carefree & happy tunes
the grooviest 80s playlist around
a mix of golden oldies
listen to this if you like rap / r&b
another workout playlist !
a mix of fun, upbeat songs to dance to
a playlist inspired by call me by your name
a coming of age playlist
a mix of songs that deserve more hype
songs for all the main characters out there
a mix inspired by the king harry styles
songs that make me feel angelic
a dark academia playlist
a spooky halloween mix !
a playlist inspired by dystopian novels
a special cottagecore playlist
a light academia playlist
songs to listen to while looking at the moon
a playlist for….
dancing the night away
working out
listening to rap & rnb
dancing to the best oldies hits
80s queens !
when you feel happy and joyful
home (not just a place, but a person…)
autumn lovers
stargazing ☆ *:·゚
when you feel in love
outer space enthusiasts
relaxing & hanging out
the beach / living carefree
studying
west coast lovers
spontaneous road trips
indie music lovers (28 hour-long playlist of my faves)
sing-alongs with friends
people who are in need of new music recs
late night drives (listen w/ headphones for the ultimate experience)
a laidback sunday
lo-fi music lovers
a snowy winter day
east coast lovers
traveling!
70s queens
a hipster dance party
zzzzzzz (goodnight)
daydreaming
people who love iconic songs by iconic women
bittersweet moments
springtime
when you’re feeling soft
an upbeat monday
people who love the great outdoors
early mornings
watching sunrises and sunsets
rainy days
italian music lovers
people who want to listen to my current faves
getting ready in the morning
when you feel like you’re in a movie
summertime and feeling warm
going back to school
a funky friday
when you feel nostalgic
the weekend!
people who love exploring the great outdoors / nature lovers
my all-time favorite songs
when you feel calm + delicate
a new year
living in the moment
this took me forever so i hope you guys like these! i’ve worked for a while on each one and im still adding more music. feel free to message me with any song recs. enjoy! :-) ~ cam