emet-selch liker

for some reason there are an awful lot of robots here, too

[athena-ishnuala]

To celebrate our looooong waited #FFVIIxFFXIV collab, let me share something I did back in 2017 🤣

[dykecinema]

Joan Crawford’s spirit appeared to me last night and told me she and Bette Davis had hate sex on the set of What Ever Happened to Baby Jane

[dykecinema]

Bette Davis’ spirit appeared to me a minute after that and told me Joan was lying

[dirigibird]

hey primus its ur thirteenth son

[bougiebutchbinch]

me: i'm normal

me, looking at starscream: i am going to FUCK. that plane

[drunkenmantis]

Un-Primes your Transformers

[nira-mirror]

When your second in command keeps trying to become the leader so often that you decide to just roll with it until the actual leader gets back 😒

Lord Megatron is just going on a toilet break, and the decepticon is already in shambles. Please, my lord, finish faster and rescue Soundwave from this

[whitecatarts]

Hades crossing the Sea of Stars

[kingofreddragons]

Hope

[kingofreddragons]

Love, for the #emetweek2026 on twatter

[bedupolker]

Norm & Sparklina: Nothing Fursonal

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[cutekittenlady]

Rodimus/Thunderclash is great because its, like, the most popular beloved himbo jock you know that everyone fucking thinks is great finally gets a crush on a person. Everyone is happy for them and asks who they are.

And they point out your supervisor who drives a sports car no one knows how he can afford, is under investigation for MULTIPLE DUI's, acts like a freshman frat guy despite being 30 and outta college, and who is the only person anyone can conceivably names who actually HATES the beloved himbo jock.

Nobody understands the attraction and are, like, kinda wondering if they should pull him aside and give him an intervention.

[riderkaitlyn5]

Back on my bullshit

Meme Masterpost - Part 3

[aecholapis]

Happy New Year, @lush-specimen! @secretsolenoid-revived

And a happy new year to you all!

[reader-from-nowhere]

he gets me

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

[mrsterlingeverything]

Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks