courage, dear heart

🐶💥⚡️😋🌻🌀

[thepuppyclub]

Beauty exploits us!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wake up and be UGLY!!

[trashboat]

[uglythug-deactivated20181112]

Cmon…. support your boy….. he’s nervous….

[trashboat]

brad once fed me pepper spray without my knowledge

[outrageouslybritney]

[maclonna-deactivated20160905]

Living Legend Britney Spears tweets to herself pretending to be her dog

[capacity]

I’m gonna go drink some water and see where that takes me….

[robotmango]

me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i’m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i’m going to kill them for you. don’t worry, babies. I’m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they’ll die screaming

my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you’re talking to the plants. okay.

[babelady]

how to become a mother

1) go outside 2) find pigeon 3) grab 4) congratulation

[xx6emo6girl6xx]

[thebootydiaries]

me: why'd u give me an F??

teacher: you haven't turned anything in all semester.

me: but i reblogged the lucky pencil?

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

I love…….privacy

[bad1dimagines]

[the-memedaddy]

[we-love-short-videos-blog]

[bob-belcher]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

the sexiest thing abt me ? i love soup

[itsjustpaul-deactivated20160224]

The real Powerball was the friends we made along the way

[no-chill-at-all]

[thebootydiaries]