Hadrik/Hade(Hay-drick)

- They/Them - - ENFP - - “ιnk mιnεs hαvε ιnfιnιτεly mσrε vαlυε τhαn yσυr σριnισns, kαrεn.”

[that-one-idiot-11]

Just wait til they hear about the exploding trees

guys I know this one doesn't exactly make sense with canon but I actually don't give a single diggity dogging Hokey Pokey turn yourself around Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers hot Belgian waffles CRAP, because it's funny :)

Kinger is bigger because I like him

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[almostvivian]

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

[allisquish]

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

[riskpig]

I’ll allow it.

[sensitive-inferno]

I have but two words:

[durnesque-esque]

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

[kaleymonster]

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

[riskpig]

Perfection.

[medinaquirin]

@anotherspecter

[biglawbear]

I ride into battle on one of these

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

Animal Companions

[techcat]

Fresh combat

[themetaisawesome]

Monks have to use these

[ariassong]

Wizard’s Spell book

[ariassong]

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

[kalkris]

THE B A R D

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

It got better since I last saw it

[unfortunatelyimaginary]

This is so weird bc being born in 1997 I saw all these toys… old, dirty, and faded by the sun

it’s so weird to think of them as new and current toys rather than the relics of a bygone age

[thegirlinthebyakko]

Currency

[bfleuter]

Dungeon:

[katedrawscomics]

the party embarks upon a laser quest

[the-ironic-monster]

The Amazing Digital Circus ep.4 but its a DanganRonpa Execution:

[mindboogling]

I love making a gag character for D&D, forgetting they’re just a gag character, and then take a step back to look at the original ref

[hadrik-osity]

I love when artists take simple character designs and flesh them out into these highly detailed characters with dynamic designs! Artists are awesome... -w-

[thessgcorrin]

Contest of Meatloaf (A Fire Emblem x Smosh shitpost)

This was in my head since I saw the video, so I had to make it a reality XD

Video Source

Songs used: Contest of Pride + Contest of Pride (Roar) - Fire Emblem: Fates

[hadrik-osity]

I absolutely hate the concept of Wizards and Witches being the “Magical Genders.” Wizards are scholars who study magic and use spellbooks to channel their magic. Witches often deal in charms and potions and are, to put it simply, homeschooled… it was just today that I was bored and started thinking about ways to looks at other magic casters. So what better place to start than Warlocks? To start, lots of people often see them as nothing more than just “EVIL WIZARDS,” when in actuality they have a mutual Give and Take relationship with a Deity or Divine. The Warlock researches or pays a debt to their Deity in exchange for their magic. The Deity gives the Warlock magic in exchange for them paying a fine to use their magic; such as gathering knowledge about the world, growing the magic the Warlock was given and paying the Deity back by forfeiting some of it back to them, or simply having the Warlock gain lots of magic and then having the Deity take it all and then tossing the Warlock to the streets… and then I suddenly realized that: “Wait, that just sounds like Magic Capitalism…”

[brw]

"you can't make an m/f relationship enemies to lovers bc it's always toxic and abusive" DO MEGAMIND AND ROXANNE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?????

[hadrik-osity]

Megamind doesn’t get enough credit. It simultaneously embraces and rejects superhero movie tropes while also making new tropes. It’s funny, it’s charming, AND IT HAS WILL FERRELL. WHAT’S NOT TO LOVE?! Besides Hal, but that one was intended to make a better bad guy.

[hadrik-osity]

Pants

[hadrik-osity]

Why can’t I use two Greatswords at once?! You’re telling me my video game character can UPLIFT a WHOLE %#$&IN’ TREE OUT OF THE GROUND… BUT CAN’T HOLD A SECOND SWORD? “HO NO NO NO, MR. SAKURAI… I AM SIMPLY NOT STRONG ENOUGH. NOW, I MAY BE *LITERALLY GOD* AND ALL, BUT TWO SWORDS AT ONCE? HERESY, MY DEAR; THAT IS A RELIGION I SIMPLY CANNOT AGREE WITH. THIS “POLY-ARMEDNESS.” YOU SPEAK OF? NONE OF THAT IN MY GAME. ONE SWORD. THAT’S IT. Come on Kirby, you have two hands and you barely use the other…

[hadrik-osity]

Gaming- Gaming. That is all. I had something else I wanted to add, but I forgot, and this about sums it up. Gaming. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

[hadrik-osity]

Guns are dumb, they should make a western movie where everyone uses Boomerangs… think about how many people would be drawn to such an exciting new tool used in a cowboy film! Plus, they’ll always come back for more. B)))

[hadrik-osity]

To all the Ultra Stamp Users who think they’re a Hot Shot:

Get Mine’d harder than a Diamond Ore, you Freshless Filth.

[hadrik-osity]

If I could ever have an epic action movie moment, it would go a little something like this: I rip a ceiling fan off the ceiling and somehow make it rev and start spinning. I throw it like a boomerang and beat up all these biker gang chumps from a rival gang (I’m also a biker and I am in my own gang) and the ceiling fan comes back to me. I turn around to see Johnny Sugar Fists staring right at me (he’s called Johnny Sugar Fists because his punches hit like trucks but his hands are soft and holdable). We stare deeply into each other’s eyes, a fight is inevitable… perhaps in a different world, we could’ve been one single gang… but there’s no forgiving him after what he said about Charmander being better than Bulbasaur… I SPIN MY FAN TO THE MAX AND JUMP OFF MY ELEVATED PLATFORM TOWARDS HIM! (We’re both standing on elevated platforms across from each other in my gang’s home base which is a random warehouse we adopted as our own because my dad is a real estate guy and is super cool and nice) AND WITH THE POWER OF FLIGHT, I MOW AT THEM WITH FURY AND VENGEANCE AS I JUMP OFF AND DELIVER A FATAL KICK! The battle is over… I’ve won, but at what cost? I lean over Johnny Sugar Fists’ limp body, he reached up with one hand… I decide to trust him this once, and I clasp his hand in mine… he coughed and winces, then says “bro… I’m sorry we let this come between us… because with you, I felt like I… could almost… feel… feeeeeeeelings-“ and he passes on… a tear falls from my now closed eyes… but then Johnny comes back to like just to say “Charmander still better tho, bleh-“ and dies again. “CURSE YOU JOHNNY SUGAR FIIIIIIIIISTS!” Clearly I had to prove myself, to the Ghost Johnny, the Johnny of the Afterlife, Johnny Ghastly Fists… that Bulbasaur was better than some dumb dragon that couldn’t even fly when it was first released… AND I WOULD… anyways, that’s my excuse for why I tore your ceiling fan out of it’s wiring; how are you today?~

[hadrik-osity]

I just had a really dumb thought, what if a werewolf was a wolf when they met people, but the humans basically just adopted them like “yes, you are my friend now. Here, have some chicken nuggets.” And the werewolf was just like “free food? Cool.” But then they all went to sleep and when they woke up, their little wolf friend “Dennis” just turned out to be some guy named Hank who has a lycanthropy problem.

[hadrik-osity]

Remember kids; two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights can make a left!