[broadsandbroadswords]

Welcome back to @critter-of-habit(she/her)! She has loved girls with swords since reading Tamora Pierce as a kid and only loves them more now! Find her on Instagram as @/critter_of_habit, Twitter and Bluesky as @/critterofhabit and in Broadswords Vol. 3!

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[hug-your-face]

via @swatercolor [insta]

[hug-your-face]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

[acutecoral]

Some clarifications and an update

[biglawbear]

This person has more emotional intelligence and healthier skills in navigating relationships than most people

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Stay out of the notes of this one guys.

[retquits]

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

[retquits]

she hugs her own foot like it’s a stuffed animal i’m gonna throw up

[shadow-von-vamp]

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

[tractorgoth]

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[annabelle--cane]

vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

[annabelle--cane]

vampirism also poses the question "what if someone you loved, through no fault of their own, needed something from you, and giving it to them and seeing them happy provided you the greatest joy, and you were the only one who could do it, but at the same time it was slowly draining all your life out of you?" which is also a completely unrelatable idea to me because I'm a normal person with no issues.

[inprnt]

“Self-aware” by Sergio Vallés on INPRNT

[lithiumseven]

Guy who hears about any career and says “oh like Barbie”

[pinkdiego]

[ammnontet]

my nothing

[importantcatpics]

[rickybabyboy]

secret methods

secret reasons

[eeveestarstudios-blog]

I love Tumblr blogs because there's just a random frightening ghoul that says nothing yet we all love them

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[eeveestarstudios-blog]

Oh hi! :)

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[bob-artist]

Thinking about this one day when I was in Chicago and it was so foggy that the buildings turned 2D

[dykeselfcest]

I fear a lot of people learned to take good care of library books as children and instead of internalizing "leave shared community items as you found them as much as possible, because other people will use them too" they internalized "printing and binding a book imbues it with sacred energy and if you dog-ear a mass-market paperback you're desecrating the entire concept of written language"

[redandivy]

the sexual tension between agatha and rio could power a small city and instead they’re just making it everyone else’s problem