autism incarnate

any/all MINOR artist, very sporadically though 😔 HAPPY PRIDE MOBRH BITCHEESSS RYAHH there are many characters bouncing around my skull and they all hate it there please

[magentasnail]

served my duty as an autistic artist and made a bunch of autism creature reaction images

[haethealhell]

i needed to create something about this man

[haethealhell]

i created something bigger

[haethealhell]

FIRST PRIDE MAKEUP OF THE MONTH RYEWAAHHHH

ME WHEN MY FLUID IS GENDER 🗣️🗣️

and also some other pride looks i've done but

listen i'm new to the alt text game, don't judge me too hard

[wizardarchetypes]

No more sleeping with my phone within reach because I was having an extremely vivid dream that I was the victim of some sort of mass-poisoning. the notorious poisoner? "The Centipede Cult." They used a specific type of poison, referred to only by its chemical nomenclature, which I somehow remembered perfectly upon waking. It went: □□ Na({}^{2})

Because that makes sense. Anyway, this poison would submit me to its well-known and much-feared symptom: "17 Day Paralysis" in which you're paralyzed for exactly 17 days and you only chance of survival is to be on full machine support for 17 days.

Just before the medical team intubated me I remembered I have a Zoom meeting with my academic advisor today (I actually do in real life) and I needed to email him to let him know I was the victim of a mass-poisoning and would need to reschedule.

I kept trying to type the "□" symbol in my dream but could not figure out how and gave up.

I woke up in real life to find I'd begun drafting an email in my sleep to my professor in the Gmail app. I was apparently using talk-to-text (I often do because of my hand neuropathy) but speaking in Irish, which talk-to-text never understands, so other than the words in English "poison" and "centipede" the entire email was complete nonsense.

[wizardarchetypes]

I told my advisor about this and he said, "well, if you had been poisoned, I would have provided you whatever academic supports available to us."

[wizardarchetypes]

Bc so many people have asked, the □ in the dream was in fact just a wingdings square symbol. Your phone/browser isn't blocking an emoji. You're seeing it right.

[the-big-mood]

This might be the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life

[no-one-offical]

‎

[red-act]

”100mg of caffeine would fix me right now,” I say after taking a 30 minute nap. it is 6pm.

[gardenofstarss]

No.

[haethealhell]

No.

[luisonte]

Sin cgi pierde mucho

[tiredspacedragon]

Sound on

It looks like it can't get any better, but I am begging you, turn the sound on

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

I don't know this sport.

[theocseason4]

[longscorsese]

king

[puertohurraco]

King

[vortigone]

[occidentalist]

“Pack it up boys we’ve made a social blunder” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever read 😭😭😭😭😭

[no-one-offical]

‎

[leighlew3]

ALL. OF. THIS.

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[haethealhell]

IT'S PRIDE MONTH RAAHHHHH

[haethealhell]

WEE WOO WEE WOO

🚨indecisive bitchass alert🚨 WHAT SHOULD MY NEXT FIC BE

peecy jackdon as jack "non-romantic cunty" frost

percy jacskion as eragon "carva-whore-le" shadeslayer

percu jacnokn meeting gargantuan "jesus christ what is that" leviathan

Voting ended onSep 28, 2025

[haethealhell]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

i'm a liar sorry 😔

[most-adoptable-grown-man-contest]

Most Adoptable Grown Man Contest - Round 1, Poll 15

Which grown man is more adoptable?

Tom Mayo - Comedian (Shoot from the Hip)

Bilbo Baggins - The Hobbit

Voting ended onMay 29

[haethealhell]

i've been told i give off American vibes,, y'all what the FUCK does this mean

[gardenofstarss]

Notes game bc I need to be more responsible in life. And recovery fucking sucks

1 note: a sip of water; repeatable (tuesdays are usually my pass-out day bc I haven’t drank water all week)

10 notes: Eat a lil bit more per meal

50 notes: finish one meal; repeatable (ED recovery program makes me eat at least a lil but I’m struggling)

100: I do a homework assignment; repeatable

150: train for lifeguard certification; repeatable (muscle atrophy has got me FUCKED)

300: I finish my NHS application

500: I finish art piece (I don’t usually let myself rest and have fun)

800: I eep for eight hours a night (I get 2-5 on average)

1000: I quit caffeine entirely (most likely have POTS so it gives me heart issues and dizzy)

1500: I eep for 9-10 hours a night + 24 ounces of water a day

2000: ask my mom for trauma therapy (all my therapists have quit bc i have too much trauma)

5000: GET MY RAPIST OUT OF MY LIFE

7000: avoid SH and suicide for the next year

[captainamericanidi0t]

reblog to tell your mutuals they’re lovely as fuck