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[justalilbean]

It’s funnier when you find out that’s his dad.

[titsandtwosugars]

that fact made this even better

[anxiouschupacabra]

That actually makes it 100000000% better bc it means it’s not some creepy rando getting up in his face.

[peachthatdrinkslemonade]

Me seeing the video without any context: that’s rather unfortunate that even men reporters are getting harassed now when we want it to be no one getting harassed when will the public learn

Me seeing the context: oh that little shit loves his dad and just wanted to mess with him at work this is certified cute now

[marsupials-of-mars]

Context makes me so happy

[hag1969]

Untitled Poem 10/16

2nd draft

Cw sexual assault

We wrote down all my past names, and cast them into the flames

I still keep the ashes in a jar, an urn for all Who/What/That I used to be

I have died a thousand deaths and never let out so much as a scream,

If a girl is gutted in a forest, and doesn't make a sound, would anyone believe her?

I carry my body in my bloodied, bandaged arms, realizing I am all I have.

Feather-light and yet ever smothering

This struggle is silent and never-ending,

My loved ones tear apart my flesh, a Kriah in reverse

Those vultures left my broken bones exposed, shattered, in pieces

Scattered across the field

I am not a human being, I am an invitation

They carved scars deep into my collarbone,

A red "X", signifying

"This one is yours for the taking"

[hag1969]

In tags, tw eating disorder

[roomhole]

[valtsv]

crows aren't "death omens" or "evil" you fool they're just funky little dudes

[valtsv]

crows are simply omens for seeing a funky little guy going about his superb business and that's it

[dykecosette]

Drunk Bitch Hierarchy of Needs

[womenofnoise]

Lingua Ignota memes are a thing now, apparently.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

there are only two (2) main ways adhd ppl deal with time:

1. “i have one (1) thing i have to do this afternoon, so i absolutely cannot do anything else today” (except you absolutely can)

AND

2. “i have 17 things on my schedule today, but i can absolutely fit in 9 more things” (except you absolutely cannot)

[kingwizardandthelizardgizza-blog]

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

[quasarkisses]

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

“Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

“He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

“It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

“If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

[nudityandnerdery]

And, of course: “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

[assassinregrets]

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

[marsdaydream]

I will reblog this every time I see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language.

[nicollekidman]

[youhavewonme]

Them: why aren't you working?

Me: dude, having a chronic illness or several IS my full time job!!!

[badbonedbitch]

my body is a 2001 ford focus and god is a drunk teen that just got her license

[bandwagoningstims]

⋆dni if nsfw/kink, dd/lg, map, terf, or swerf⋆

⋆video by ravncotino⋆

[fluffygif]

Pomegranate soda

[foulserpent]

self care is drinking directly from a puddle in the taco bell drive thru

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

One time when I was like 7 I was eating a baby bottle pop and I inhaled the powder and I was suffocating so my mom made me get out of the car and drink from a puddle in a Walmart parking lot

[jordyjoestar]

your mom needs to be arrested

[the-witchs-brew]

Another worrying Airbnb

[yournewkeyboard]

a cool custom keyboard

[funnyshitaight]