choose your new keyboard today!

what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

We have no letters Kathleen!

some 8ish years now i reckon

i have naturally acidic sweat. it's a family thing

captain-price-unofficially

we have already. They don't know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

ashestoashesjc

What the fuck.

naggingatlas

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

Because in its younger days it used to have RGB lights:

Some of them still work, when they want:

Though I've long forgotten how to change the color settings

#this is fucking nuts i love it

NEVERMIND I JUST REMEMBERED HOW

lastoneout

Imagine trying to claim op is wasteful for using a plastic keyboard after they show off something that looks like it belongs at Old Friends Senior Keyboard Sanctuary.

sadomarxist

Hey! OP here! I had no idea this post was still circulating after my old blog got terminated (two or three times, I lost count)! Guess what?

10 years and still going strong! Got rid of the rest of the paint on top of the keys too.

alinethered

11 years and still holding up. Love your keyboard and it will love you back

alinethered

I regret to inform that the windows key has died. luckily i managed to assign the numpad , key as the new windows key, which does sadly mean i need to have numlock off to use it.

alinethered

Itis ith aheavy heart that Imustannounce: Iaccidentally dropped a can ofbeeron my desk andthekeyboard hasnotescapedunscathed.11 years andithelon strong, but alasits time hascome...

#SALUTE A FALLEN SOLDIER

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Swiss Cheese Mono Font by Heirloom

emeraldfox11

the font was designed by Rob Meyerson, and turns out a guy named Dirk McGirk made mechanical keyboard caps inspired by it, including a few accent keys (that are all free to 3d-print and use yourself!)

look how cute those are...im crying

hey why make it fold in half on that axis❓

Fit in water bottle holder on a backpack maybe that's my only guess

but but but what aboupt the waltuh bottle 🥺😭

Sorry no water bottle gotta save all the room it's all about #efficiency

but water bottles and keyboards are friends

look, they're playing :3

Play between them like that should not be permitted it often leads to permanent disability of the keyboard and possibly death of it they are allowed to hang out together in bags and on desks but the water bottle should never get to excited and friendly with the keyboard

ah, like romeo and juliette

Exactly

#hehe

hey why make it fold in half on that axis❓

Fit in water bottle holder on a backpack maybe that's my only guess

but but but what aboupt the waltuh bottle 🥺😭

Sorry no water bottle gotta save all the room it's all about #efficiency

but water bottles and keyboards are friends

look, they're playing :3

Play between them like that should not be permitted it often leads to permanent disability of the keyboard and possibly death of it they are allowed to hang out together in bags and on desks but the water bottle should never get to excited and friendly with the keyboard

ah, like romeo and juliette

hey why make it fold in half on that axis❓

Fit in water bottle holder on a backpack maybe that's my only guess

but but but what aboupt the waltuh bottle 🥺😭

Sorry no water bottle gotta save all the room it's all about #efficiency

#keyboards #tv #linux #lenovo N5901

but water bottles and keyboards are friends

look, they're playing :3

viralfrog

#video #keyboards #ducks

I got sick of ads and stupid smart tv crap that can't stay connected to the wifi and keeps logging me out of things. So I put linux on an old dell optiplex I had laying around and connected that to our tv.

The first remote/keyboard was something I picked up for the tv pc. It has a mouse built in that works wiimote-style too.

The second device is a "Lenovo Mini Wireless Keyboard N5901" with mouse. My friend @knittingnoodle found it at a thrift store for me and I'm sooo grateful. This thing is so cool and it has a trackball!!!

catfindr

opendirectories

#norsk data #keyboards

#keyboards #creality 3D printer btw

does it still count as qwerty if you change how many letters are in each row 🤔

alexseanchai

[image: a device says "Please enter your password...] The keyboard shown is a six by six grid, except that switch to lower case, backspace, and space bar take up two squares each. The letter keys are in the same order as in the qwerty keyboard layout, except that the ten letters Q W E R T Y U I O P that take up the top row of an ordinary keyboard take up one and two-thirds rows of this grid; the nine letters ordinarily in the home row finish row 2 here, fill 3, and start 4; what is ordinarily the bottom row finishes row 4, with N and M overflowing to row 5 between switch to lower case and backspace; row 6 has space bar at the center, then left and right arrows, with switch to numbers and symbols at far left and enter at far right.]

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observe please that the original qwerty layout was designed to slow typing speed so the mechanical typewriters it was designed for wouldn't jam and then inertia kept it popular: even now, multiple technological improvements past the point of needing each keystroke to be long enough after the last that each inked stamp bit avoids colliding with the next, mobile device keyboard apps for the Latin alphabet invariably include a qwerty layout option. touch typing isn't possible on most mobile devices, for the similar reason of one's fingers getting in each other's way, but especially for people who only know qwerty, keeping the familiar keyboard layout makes it much easier for users to find each letter quickly. that is, random as the layout may seem, it was designed using user-friendly logic and its use still centers on user-friendly logic today.

contrast whatever the fuck this is.

#LMAO

does it still count as qwerty if you change how many letters are in each row 🤔

effemimaniac

you need to make your keyboard more fucked up tbh

Fuck with me.

#dasher #any suggestions on a tagging scheme for this sort of thing would be appreciated lmao #keyboards #on screen #<- maybe this?

effemimaniac

I'm kind of obsessed with this thing. Truly stretching the bounds of what you can call a keyboard. Sure there's keys, but we've far departed from anything you could call a board. That's a keysomethingelse. A keyobject. I'm not sure what you would call it, but I keylike it.