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@yournewkeyboard
Reminder that this blog is not ironic and if you don’t respect the keyboards you will perish.
(guy who doesn't really know how software updates work) i hope they keep the keyboard letters in the same order. i was just getting used to them
I forgot how the old kindles looked so let's take a moment to remember this silly little keyboard design
SUCCESS!!! 5 words per minute on my new ergo keyboard. Efficiency downgraded DRASTICALLY! Good job!!! 👍👍👍
Yeah carpel tunnel, which this fixes
That keyboard is a sin against humanity
MANY of you would have unquestioningly went along with the Salem witch trials.
what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters
We have no letters Kathleen!
some 8ish years now i reckon
i have naturally acidic sweat. it's a family thing
we have already. They don't know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.
What the fuck.
op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen
Because in its younger days it used to have RGB lights:
Some of them still work, when they want:
Though I've long forgotten how to change the color settings
NEVERMIND I JUST REMEMBERED HOW
Imagine trying to claim op is wasteful for using a plastic keyboard after they show off something that looks like it belongs at Old Friends Senior Keyboard Sanctuary.
Hey! OP here! I had no idea this post was still circulating after my old blog got terminated (two or three times, I lost count)! Guess what?
10 years and still going strong! Got rid of the rest of the paint on top of the keys too.
11 years and still holding up. Love your keyboard and it will love you back
I regret to inform that the windows key has died. luckily i managed to assign the numpad , key as the new windows key, which does sadly mean i need to have numlock off to use it.
Itis ith aheavy heart that Imustannounce: Iaccidentally dropped a can ofbeeron my desk andthekeyboard hasnotescapedunscathed.11 years andithelon strong, but alasits time hascome...
Swiss Cheese Mono Font by Heirloom
the font was designed by Rob Meyerson, and turns out a guy named Dirk McGirk made mechanical keyboard caps inspired by it, including a few accent keys (that are all free to 3d-print and use yourself!)
look how cute those are...im crying
hey why make it fold in half on that axis❓
Fit in water bottle holder on a backpack maybe that's my only guess
but but but what aboupt the waltuh bottle 🥺😭
Sorry no water bottle gotta save all the room it's all about #efficiency
but water bottles and keyboards are friends
look, they're playing :3
Play between them like that should not be permitted it often leads to permanent disability of the keyboard and possibly death of it they are allowed to hang out together in bags and on desks but the water bottle should never get to excited and friendly with the keyboard
ah, like romeo and juliette
Exactly
hey why make it fold in half on that axis❓
Fit in water bottle holder on a backpack maybe that's my only guess
but but but what aboupt the waltuh bottle 🥺😭
Sorry no water bottle gotta save all the room it's all about #efficiency
but water bottles and keyboards are friends
look, they're playing :3
Play between them like that should not be permitted it often leads to permanent disability of the keyboard and possibly death of it they are allowed to hang out together in bags and on desks but the water bottle should never get to excited and friendly with the keyboard
ah, like romeo and juliette
hey why make it fold in half on that axis❓
Fit in water bottle holder on a backpack maybe that's my only guess
but but but what aboupt the waltuh bottle 🥺😭
Sorry no water bottle gotta save all the room it's all about #efficiency
but water bottles and keyboards are friends
look, they're playing :3
I got sick of ads and stupid smart tv crap that can't stay connected to the wifi and keeps logging me out of things. So I put linux on an old dell optiplex I had laying around and connected that to our tv.
The first remote/keyboard was something I picked up for the tv pc. It has a mouse built in that works wiimote-style too.
The second device is a "Lenovo Mini Wireless Keyboard N5901" with mouse. My friend @knittingnoodle found it at a thrift store for me and I'm sooo grateful. This thing is so cool and it has a trackball!!!
does it still count as qwerty if you change how many letters are in each row 🤔
[image: a device says "Please enter your password...] The keyboard shown is a six by six grid, except that switch to lower case, backspace, and space bar take up two squares each. The letter keys are in the same order as in the qwerty keyboard layout, except that the ten letters Q W E R T Y U I O P that take up the top row of an ordinary keyboard take up one and two-thirds rows of this grid; the nine letters ordinarily in the home row finish row 2 here, fill 3, and start 4; what is ordinarily the bottom row finishes row 4, with N and M overflowing to row 5 between switch to lower case and backspace; row 6 has space bar at the center, then left and right arrows, with switch to numbers and symbols at far left and enter at far right.]
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observe please that the original qwerty layout was designed to slow typing speed so the mechanical typewriters it was designed for wouldn't jam and then inertia kept it popular: even now, multiple technological improvements past the point of needing each keystroke to be long enough after the last that each inked stamp bit avoids colliding with the next, mobile device keyboard apps for the Latin alphabet invariably include a qwerty layout option. touch typing isn't possible on most mobile devices, for the similar reason of one's fingers getting in each other's way, but especially for people who only know qwerty, keeping the familiar keyboard layout makes it much easier for users to find each letter quickly. that is, random as the layout may seem, it was designed using user-friendly logic and its use still centers on user-friendly logic today.
contrast whatever the fuck this is.
does it still count as qwerty if you change how many letters are in each row 🤔
you need to make your keyboard more fucked up tbh
Fuck with me.
I'm kind of obsessed with this thing. Truly stretching the bounds of what you can call a keyboard. Sure there's keys, but we've far departed from anything you could call a board. That's a keysomethingelse. A keyobject. I'm not sure what you would call it, but I keylike it.
The best part about having a split is having space between each half to set your things. The creator of this keyboard fully embraced that lol